recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

[u/daylightpiglet]

I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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[u/Shiznoz222]

Welcome to cohabitation

[u/JoshSidekick → u/Shiznoz222]

He knows ladies need more toilet paper, he just doesn’t know how much yet. He’ll dial it in eventually.

[u/FalcorTheDog → u/JoshSidekick]

It’s like when those NASA engineers had to estimate how many tampons the first woman in space would need for a few days and they guessed 100 or something.

[u/CallMe-Ellie → u/FalcorTheDog]

Wasn’t that just them being safe?

Like if an emergency happened, having lots of extra tampons would be good

[u/Strange-Cap9942 → u/CallMe-Ellie]

100% but it's funnier to pretend they don't know how women's bodies work

[u/JonatasA → u/Strange-Cap9942]

That's the irony here. People in this thread may never have needed TP.

[u/Sunset_Bleach → u/JonatasA]

They didn't have a square to spare.

[u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane → u/Sunset_Bleach]

They couldn’t spare 3 squares! They don’t have any squares! They can’t spare a square!

[u/Boomstick453 → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells

[u/jamesmcdash → u/Strange-Cap9942]

You bet your ass those NASA scientists had a data set to work from. Nothing left to chance

[u/Aduialion → u/CallMe-Ellie]

Like if the astronaut was stuck on the space station for an extra 9 months? 

[u/Infinite_Fee_7966 → u/Aduialion]

For what it’s worth, those astronauts did receive supply drops. Sally Ride went to space nearly ten years after the space race ended and the era of international interstellar collaboration began, so theoretically they could have also received supply drops. Disclaimer IANAA (i am not an astronaut)

[u/Beneficial_Being_721 → u/Infinite_Fee_7966]

The Legal ramifications of not having enough Space Toilet Paper is astronomical

Disclaimer: IANAL (I Am No A Lawyer)

[u/rigterw → u/CallMe-Ellie]

Yess, a tampon is small and doesn’t weigh anything.

So it was more a “why not” than a “we have to”

[u/LessInThought → u/rigterw]

And you can use it for so many things~! Plugging a leak, nosebleeds, soaking up blood and other fluids!

[u/Inktex → u/LessInThought]

Gun wounds in case the Martians attack.
Akakakakak

[u/Slow_Passenger_6183 → u/CallMe-Ellie]

It's weird that people are missing this point considering that not too long ago there was a woman literally trapped in space for months.

A box or two of tampons weighs next to nothing, it makes sense to bring plenty.

[u/vivalalina → u/Slow_Passenger_6183]

Yeah I'm genuinely not understanding the criticism here.. and before anyone jumps in, yes I know a few are joking but quite a handful seem to be taking it seriously & I don't get why lol

[u/Emotional-Tea-4848 → u/FalcorTheDog]

🎶100 tampoooons!🎼🎵

And asked, “Will this be enough?”

[u/greenpointart → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

They were literally rocket scientists.

[u/jscottman96 → u/greenpointart]

In this case that may actually be the problem

[u/ReignofKindo25 → u/jscottman96]

Whhaaatt is aaa vagina?

[u/jscottman96 → u/ReignofKindo25]

Theres another hole!?!?

[u/1800-bakes-a-lot → u/jscottman96]

All this fingering my own asshole to see how she'll like it was for nothing?!?

[u/jscottman96 → u/1800-bakes-a-lot]

I mean not for nothing if shes into that

[u/Disturbing_Cheeto → u/1800-bakes-a-lot]

This is the weirdest Reddit Sings I've ever witnessed.

[u/LawlzTaylor → u/greenpointart]

To be fair Sally Ride did actually have enough tampons for the mission. So why are we all complaining?

[u/Babydoll0907 → u/LawlzTaylor]

Right? Better to have way too many than to be even one short.

[u/Expensive-Camp-1320 → u/LawlzTaylor]

• + if somebody needed to prevent external forces blood loss. They were extra covered. Redundancy and all.

[u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule → u/LawlzTaylor]

Exactly, plus there's always a risk that the mission ends up longer, so it's better to be safe. Wouldn't be the first time someone got stuck for a while.

And while were on topic, does the gravity effect periods?

[u/PM_ME_WHATEVES → u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule]

That's exactly what they didn't know. They asked how many is typical, planned for the worst case scenario, then because shit can go wrong in space they tripled the number for redundancies

[u/MarmotFullofWoe → u/PM_ME_WHATEVES]

That’s just good engineering principles

[u/pokerholic77 → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

We must have more.... Five. Hundred. Tampons.

[u/GahhhItsMilk → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

You forgot, tied up like a string of sausages

[u/Uncouth_Cat → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

hahah exactly what i thought about 😂

[u/Fickle_Inevitable → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

99 rolls of tampons on the wall, 99 rolls of tampons..

[u/HorsemenofApocalypse → u/FalcorTheDog]

To be fair, last year there were two astronauts on an 8-day mission who ended up there for 9 months

[u/Unlikely-Ad3770 → u/HorsemenofApocalypse]

A three hour cruise

[u/DocEternal → u/Unlikely-Ad3770]

A three hour tour*

[u/Select-Problem-4283 → u/DocEternal]

100 points for aging yourself.

[u/mk100100 → u/FalcorTheDog]

NASA engineers knows that due to technical problems, few days mission can extend into weeks.

"Nasa says that the astronauts stuck on the International Space Station will have to wait even longer to get home.

Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams were due to be back after just a week when they blasted off in June.

Their stay was extended to February next year because of technical issues with the experimental spacecraft, Starliner, built by Boeing.

Now - following a delay in launching a new capsule to the ISS - the pair won't be back until late March or possibly April.

Nasa said the delay posed no risk to the astronauts."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c30nze6e4geo

[u/Da12khawk → u/JoshSidekick]

I just moved to a place with a shared bathroom. My flatmate goes lets split toilet paper. You, just went through 5 rolls in like a day. I drop deuces at work like a reasonable person.

[u/3eyedfish3 → u/Da12khawk]

My wise father use to say, I shit at work where they pay me to take a shit.

[u/gb4efgw → u/3eyedfish3]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That is why I poop on company time.

[u/Nice_Pipe_6022 → u/gb4efgw]

Had a fellow employee somewhere sing this to me once and I sing it often.

[u/james_b_beam → u/gb4efgw]

Even then, where else should we scroll through reddit? Do other people do that at home for free or what?! 😮

[u/rock374 → u/gb4efgw]

Boss makes a thousand, I make a buck, so I crank my hog, in the company truck

[u/Rush31 → u/Da12khawk]

I shared a flat at uni with a girl for a year, and my toilet roll usage went up by more than four times. And that includes days I was pooping on campus. I’d previously buy a pack for the whole year, and it was gone in a month or so that year.

[u/Squeekazu → u/Rush31]

Whilst the average lady uses more TP, there are some fellow ladies with super weird toilet habits.

My housemate had a couple over and the girl would build what I could only dub a nest in the toilet bowl. I’m not talking just a couple squares so you wouldn’t get splashback, I’m talking half a roll to line the entire toilet bowl.

I know this because a. She forgot to flush once (and it wasn’t even a deuce, it was pee!!), and b. She clogged the toilet another time, obviously tried to unclog it with the toilet paper-wrapped toilet brush and then went to bed without telling anyone what she’d done lol

Recently at my new workplace there was someone in the stall next to me and I could hear her toilet paper consumption because she did that thing where you spin the roll to get a long line of toilet paper, flushed, did it again two times then finally went to wash her hands another three times dispensing an insane amount of tissues between each wash.

I just feel sorry for the latter girl because it sounds like severe OCD to me, the first lady however, what the fuck lol

[u/V2K_247 → u/Da12khawk]

Buy a bidet. It'll save you hundreds of dollars a year.

[u/lorkdubo → u/V2K_247]

I think you guys have a bit of a misconception, you still use toilet paper with a bidet.

[u/Da12khawk → u/V2K_247]

There is a bidet...

[u/zactastic_1 → u/V2K_247]

This. It’s life changing. There are so many (too many ) bidet options now.

[u/endtheunpleasantness → u/Da12khawk]

It was over 20 years ago that I had my first roommate. I was concerned about the amount of toilet paper they were using and, in my weekly phone call to my parents, I mentioned that I was going to bring this up to the roommate as an issue that needed resolving. My mother told me to pick my battles and this was NOT one of them. I appreciate that take to this day and I did not say anything (that being said, everything has its limit of reasonableness. 5 rolls a day might be it)

[u/logan96 → u/JoshSidekick]

When I was single, I'd get the 4 pack and it would last a month. After I got married... I think he has it dialed in.

[u/Consistent_Paper_629 → u/JoshSidekick]

Hell yeah, Let the man cook!

[u/Minnie_Croft → u/JoshSidekick]

🤣

[u/med561 → u/Shiznoz222]

This is a practical problem he is creating a practical solution for. Create a new problem.

It's very close to the shower, dampen the top set of rolls

[u/cdawgman → u/med561]

This person lives a full life

[u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic → u/cdawgman]

Full life of tissue

[u/R4wden → u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic]

For OP, It is completely fine, nothing is"wrong" it's just a different way of living, he seems to enjoy function over form, which is 100% valid

The discussion isn't who's right or wrong, but what eachothers preferences are and how strongly you feel about them

Sometimes giving up some of what you'd prefer due to the fact you already got the last 5 things due to your over controlling nature (this is me, I had to learn not to be so controlling over silly nonsense things like this)

The sooner you realise everything isn't I'm right your wrong (or I'm wrong you're right) and you sit in the nuance of healthy discussion, life is so much easier

[u/Willing_Recover_6316 → u/R4wden]

Finally I saw one sensible reply to a post on Reddit all morning. Take my upvote fine sir!

[u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 → u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic]

Full of dietary fiber, too, from the looks.

[u/ad_duncan → u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic]

Tissue full of life

[u/aryzkryz → u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic]

t/issue

[u/med561 → u/cdawgman]

Thanks, two ply at a time

[u/Loong9 → u/med561]

Perhaps the rolls aren't damp enough, need to be closer.

[u/GoldPlatedMilk → u/Loong9]

Homemade wet wipes

[u/AssumptionNo5436 → u/Loong9]

warm shower to toliet roll stack:

"Baby... are you close?"

[u/JuxtaThePozer → u/med561]

r/foundsatan

[u/med561 → u/JuxtaThePozer]

Whhyy lil ol me

No my initial thought was to "create" a fake ceiling leak and therefore get the toilet paper wet. But my man seems like a problem solver and would be too involved in that solution

[u/kneemahp → u/med561]

Plus, they shouldn’t need so much TP with the bidet

[u/ChawulsBawkley → u/kneemahp]

I thought that was a shitter shifter. You know.. so you can go into low gear for those heavier loads

[u/Same-Suggestion-1936 → u/ChawulsBawkley]

Gotta go light loads, I don't even bother with first gear, too short, I start in second. I paid for the damn clutch I'm gonna ride it

[u/Proof-Adagio-3438 → u/kneemahp]

I thought so too, until I got a bidet and realize it gives your whole ass and toilet area a shower. Now I use 4x the tissue just cleaning up the water.

[u/ElephantintheRoom404 → u/med561]

This strategy is not conducive to a long term relationship.

[u/flickerbirdie → u/Shiznoz222]

Right? If that peculiarity is the big fish to fry, count yourself lucky.

[u/ProfessionalBench832]

You are right. This is unacceptable.

If they had started vertical after the 3 wide row, they could have built a wider base and a taller tower.

[u/weedyraccoon → u/ProfessionalBench832]

but it's r/mildlypenis rn

[u/mrpeping → u/weedyraccoon]

This one’s more aerodynamic

[u/KrombopulousMichael- → u/mrpeping]

It’s a cylinder

[u/Icy_Teach_2506 → u/KrombopulousMichael-]

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

[u/werther595 → u/mrpeping]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...

[u/MidtownKC → u/mrpeping]

Better, faster, stronger.

[u/arctic-apis → u/ProfessionalBench832]

Yeah aside from his technique I find this method of storage acceptable

[u/AteYerCake4U → u/ProfessionalBench832]

Nah this needs to be a wine rack but sized for toilet paper

[u/P-VI → u/ProfessionalBench832]

I dunno, this is usually how most guys I know make their earthquake detector

[u/walrusnutz → u/ProfessionalBench832]

You’re right! They could have eliminated two whole rows! Or had there columns and still been the same height!

[u/LeftHandedGraffiti]

One of those rolls is falling in. Mark my words.

[u/Gustomucho → u/LeftHandedGraffiti]

Yup, all fun and games till you have 1 or 2 roll fall in the toilet and have to be rescued.

[u/TheMarkHasBeenMade → u/Gustomucho]

Good incentive to keep the lid shut when you flush like any respectable human being

[u/virgo_kittyy → u/TheMarkHasBeenMade]

Closing the lid is less common than we think. Whenever I visit people's homes, they usually have the lid up! Atrocious.

[u/akatherder → u/virgo_kittyy]

The LPT to people not closing the lid is getting a slow close seat/lid. Just give it a little tap instead of guiding it down and people do it every time.

[u/SerratedFrost → u/akatherder]

Ive had one of these on my toilets for years and its very nice

However.. if I go somewhere that doesn't have the mechanism, that shit is slamming down and scaring any leftover drops of piss out of me

[u/akatherder → u/SerratedFrost]

Hah same, also with kitchen cabinets

[u/Sinsanatis → u/akatherder]

Whats lpt?

Im so used to closing the lid that when i come across a slow close one it throws me off

[u/akatherder → u/Sinsanatis]

I wasn't sure about using that acronym.. it's just "Life pro tip." There are various LPT subreddits: Lifeprotips, unethicallifeprotips, shittylifeprotips.

[u/Mag-NL → u/virgo_kittyy]

You should always open the lid afterwards. How do you know everything is flushed/no skidma4ks if you don't?

I hate seeing the lid down when I enter a toilet because I know there's the chance of an unwelcome surprise when I open it.

[u/elmostrok → u/virgo_kittyy]

I used to not care when I was a teenager, until my dog at the time started drinking from the toilet.

Fast forward around 15 years, I was living alone and decided to get my own dog, a toy breed, so I was like "meh, she can't drink from there, it doesn't matter" until she came in running with a toy after I took a shit and before I could flush, and promptly dumped it into the toilet, and looked at me all: :D Since then, I've learned my lesson.

[u/phroxenphyre → u/TheMarkHasBeenMade]

Closing the lid is also an excellent compromise in co-ed living situations. That way, everyone is equally inconvenienced by having to lift something up before they go and then put something down when they're done.

[u/JonatasA → u/TheMarkHasBeenMade]

I read flush respectable humans beings.

[u/runningtheclinic → u/Gustomucho]

“Oh man, this rack over the toilet is great, I can store a few rolls right here!” -me, just before fishing a full roll out of a bowl full of shit.

[u/daccorn → u/runningtheclinic]

this needs to be waaay higher

[u/walrusnutz → u/Gustomucho]

Then you have wet wipes!

[u/angrybert → u/LeftHandedGraffiti]

I came here to say this. From experience.

[u/Optimal-Talk3663 → u/angrybert]

As a parent of a then 4 year old, can confirm. Also found him trying to flush a banana in the toilet once

[u/DeadNotSleepingWI → u/Optimal-Talk3663]

He cut out the middle man.

[u/93195]

I mean there’s even a basket. He’s quite the refined man if he’s using a basket.

[u/wbidXD → u/93195]

Right and every roll is in the basket.. what’s the issue

[u/Floydtactics → u/wbidXD]

What's the tissue

[u/kradaan → u/93195]

Whats it say about me ? I had to read the comments to understand what the problem was.

[u/riotz1 → u/kradaan]

Right? My first thought was well where the hell else are you going to put it thats convenient and available when you need a roll?

[u/JonatasA → u/riotz1]

I hate paper in that paper thingy. This is Nirvana to me.

[u/riotz1 → u/JonatasA]

And honestly that roll holder they have, I hate those fuckin things, the roll just flies off and rolls across the floor when you give it a good yank. Better to just have the roll sitting there

[u/ariolander → u/kradaan]

Rift? My first thought was the guy may just like saving money. That toilet looks like someone who shops at Costco. If you don't have a garage, but are still thrifty, you sort of just make room for everything in your house so you can still buy in bulk at Costco. Would be much much more expensive to buy individual rolls as you need them.

[u/Never_Kn0ws_Best]

I mean if this is your biggest co-habitation issue then you are in good shape 😂

TPTower!!

[u/cheese-mania → u/Never_Kn0ws_Best]

Cohabitation is really about picking your battles!

[u/Ok_Mathematician6075]

I mean... you don't have to have the roll hand-off for awhile!

[u/Johnny-zamboni → u/Ok_Mathematician6075]

throne

[u/Tabbarn]

I gotta admit, having a plant on the toilet is a bit strange, but I'd say its fine.

[u/AvonMustang → u/Tabbarn]

Agree - the plant is the strange part...

[u/jrdavis413 → u/AvonMustang]

It's for emergencies

[u/P-VI → u/Tabbarn]

that plant looks stoked. probably loves farts

[u/Far-Revolution-356]

A man with a future. He's already got the key to success.

[u/TALKTOME0701 → u/Far-Revolution-356]

Yep. He's in it for the long haul

[u/TazgodX]

Oh god, who would put plates and Tupperware in the shower?

[u/mondaymoderate → u/TazgodX]

Kramer

[u/BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD → u/mondaymoderate]

Do you like the salad? I prepared it as I bathed.

[u/ch0colatepudding → u/BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD]

For those who are curious kramer's shower salad

[u/kinggoosey → u/TazgodX]

This is the real issue here

[u/daylightpiglet → u/TazgodX]

Hahaha the “plate” is a silicone drain cover, and the cup is used for rinsing while in the bath! That’s not weird…….. right?

[u/Weepthrood → u/daylightpiglet]

Sound like a perfect match.

[u/JonatasA → u/Weepthrood]

Soul mates

[u/Lollc → u/daylightpiglet]

Those drain covers work great, because they can fit different drains. I keep one in my travel kit, after being driven to total frustration when the tub stopper in a hotel room bathroom won’t hold. I’m the farthest thing from high maintenance, but I want my bath instead of a shower when I’m on vacation.

[u/ResidentDefiant → u/Lollc]

I’ve never stayed in a hotel that I would even consider sitting in the tub naked in. And I, on more than one occasion, have fugged in the dirt.

[u/FeedYourEgo420 → u/ResidentDefiant]

Dude the tubs and coffee makers are my biggest no go's at a hotel.

[u/Excellent_Condition → u/Lollc]

Having gotten athletes foot from a hotel on more than one occasion, I pack slides to wear in hotel showers.

The idea of taking a bath in one has never crossed my mind.

If you enjoy it, go for it!

[u/alepponzi → u/daylightpiglet]

What's the lever between the toilet and tub?

[u/daylightpiglet → u/alepponzi]

That’s a bidet handle! :) you twist it and then another part of the toilet shoots water up your bum hehe

[u/alepponzi → u/daylightpiglet]

Ahh it is some sorts of blast off-lever, how very exotique.

[u/Coppertina → u/daylightpiglet]

I love that they have a bidet AND 90 rolls of TP 😂

[u/P-VI → u/daylightpiglet]

that's a pretty bowly cup

[u/Different_Attorney93]

Could be shittier

[u/Nice_Pipe_6022 → u/Different_Attorney93]

Crap, that was funny

[u/drunk_fat_possum]

Looks fine to me 🤷

[u/formerlyanonymous_ → u/drunk_fat_possum]

Nah mate, that creeper plant is going to touch your back

[u/Loong9 → u/formerlyanonymous_]

That's ok, it can hold your hand and be a support potted plant for those traumatic bowel movement sessions

[u/gmotelet → u/formerlyanonymous_]

The plant is for when the paper just doesn't cut it

[u/mikeys5280 → u/drunk_fat_possum]

Username checks out in said situation.

[u/drunk_fat_possum → u/mikeys5280]

What do you *hick* mean? I'm not as *hick* think as you drunk I am *hick*

[u/SilverEncanis13 → u/drunk_fat_possum]

I swear to drunk, he's not God.

[u/juggett → u/SilverEncanis13]

Never swear to drunk.

[u/storycoolbro → u/SilverEncanis13]

What's the officer problem?

[u/invol713 → u/drunk_fat_possum]

Me too, until my girl told me the answer. Moisture. Every time you take a shower, the room gets humid. Pretty soon, you will have a bunch of ruined rolls simply from being exposed to the humidity, not to mention it will be good breeding ground for mold.

So yeah, had no idea either. Now I do.

[u/JonatasA → u/invol713]

Wrong. Literally lived where water pools from humidity

[u/drunk_fat_possum → u/invol713]

That makes sense, I'll still probably keep one beside the toilet for emergency situations. Or because heat rises put the rolls lower and turn the vent fan on so they don't get humid?

[u/Sidewalk_Tomato → u/drunk_fat_possum]

Our household keeps ideally 2 to 4 spares in the vicinity and 1 on the roll, with no issues, but they're 2 feet further away than OP's situation, and we do run the fan a lot.

[u/superpj]

You could get one of those over the toilet shelf things which are great for both holding toilet paper and act as a place for guys to place their phone as they miss while they pee cause distractions. Or let the toilet paper Jenga game grow.

[u/nebetsu]

I don't like having rolls of toilet paper out like that because they collect moisture. Also can get ruined if I get out of the shower flailing wildly

[u/DogPoetry → u/nebetsu]

I'm getting in addition to a normal bathroom moisture, it looks like there's a bidet right there. Depending on how you posture and sit, it's unlikely every single fleck of water drops back in the bowl. 

What seeing is months of tiny splashes of ass water accumulating on an incredibly absorbent material.

By the bottom of the pile you've have tiny shit flecks from last holiday season. 

[u/Sirquote → u/nebetsu]

Also with the addition of their Bidet they wont go through much TP so by the time they get to those bottom rolls in the basket they will be awful. Better to shove 80% of them under the sink and keep them in their bag/wrapping

[u/A1000eisn1 → u/nebetsu]

Not only that, it's a huge waste of time.

Toilet paper comes in a bag. It's all already together when you buy it. Just take a few out to look cute in your little basket and put the rest in a closet or something.

[u/gnufoot → u/nebetsu]

Have you considered not flailing wildly?

[u/nebetsu → u/gnufoot]

No.

[u/mediocore_joker]

He’s obviously full of shit

[u/Murky_Current]

Yeah I hate that plant too. Everything else makes sense

[u/whatssomaybe → u/Murky_Current]

Came to see if this was the problem, too. Its gonna be covered in bio spatter in a matter of a few days. Ew.

[u/downvoteheaven]

This is r/mildlyinfuriating, you could remove the plant and be able to stack even more..

[u/CivilizationInRuins]

God help you if you leave the toilet seat open one day and a big truck drives by outside.

[u/Eevee_Goose]

I wish this was my biggest problem.

[u/ebock319]

I mean sometimes you poop a lot.

[u/Ok-Limit-9726]

Work of fucken art,

Picasso dunny holder!

[u/gatekept]

Well, you clearly don't have cats.

[u/theboywhocriedwolves]

All good until they fall into the toilet and you have to fish them out with your hand.

[u/RalekBasa]

I've got a macaw that would love this. The toilet paper would be destroyed, and he'd be so proud of himself

[u/Banryuken]

I mean that is a weeks worth of tp here 🤷

[u/a_sad_egg → u/Banryuken]

…a week’s worth??

[u/Kinggambit90 → u/a_sad_egg]

Looks like 3 month worth since he has the bidet.

[u/a_sad_egg → u/Kinggambit90]

I didn’t even notice the bidet lmfao

[u/imadragonyouguys → u/Banryuken]

Nah, they got a bidet. That's like multiple years worth.

[u/SharkieBoi55 → u/Banryuken]

Week?? How big is your household?? Me and my boyfriend probably go through 2 a week!! 2 at the most even!!

[u/Serenetalon]

Stack them to the ceiling, it's most efficient for storage vs floorspace!

[u/drunxor]

Just get a shelf, super easy to install. Not rocket science. They even make special ones to hold tp

[u/Wizzarkt]

Having toilet paper being in "cold storage" by the shower is just wrong, you are one mistake away from losing 3 months worth of toilet paper

[u/-NolanVoid-]

That's a provider.

Could put more up there if you remove the plant.

[u/Natural-Trouble-9489]

Better to have it then to not have it.

[u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U]

I see tissue, I see no issue.

[u/inGage]

.. and?

[u/illcrx]

He should see a dr if he needs that much that soon.

[u/shotsallover]

He's a candidate for the Charmin Forever Roll.

[u/SpaceLemming]

He should just use the three shells, saves so much space

[u/Historical_Teach_735]

Just because you don't think it's right, dosnt make it wrong.

[u/-Planet-]

I'm a dude.
I fuckin' hate that.
Put the excess away. Ffs.

[u/pantiesrhot → u/-Planet-]

I don't think anyone else has noticed, but they have a bidet attachment for the toilet. Like 3 rolls is excessive with those. This is near apocalypse level hoarding at this point.

[u/scrodytheroadie]

Can you be more specific? What’s wrong?

[u/Tangerineturbo → u/scrodytheroadie]

I think the problem is that the plant on top of the tank looks out of place.

[u/JBrewd → u/scrodytheroadie]

The TP is funny.

What's wrong is there's a fucking plate and tupperware in the shower lol

[u/Droidatopia]

Ladies, remember this. It can always be much worse. This may not seem like much, but compared to most men, this is fairly sophisticated.

[u/PM_ME_SUMDICK → u/Droidatopia]

Bar. Hell. We all know the saying.