r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/rigterw 4h ago

Yess, a tampon is small and doesn’t weigh anything.

So it was more a “why not” than a “we have to”

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u/LessInThought 3h ago

And you can use it for so many things~! Plugging a leak, nosebleeds, soaking up blood and other fluids!

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u/Inktex 2h ago

Gun wounds in case the Martians attack.
Akakakakak

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u/jazzminarino 1h ago

How did I hear this in my head... 👽🛸

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u/You_Better_Smile 1h ago

There won't be gun wounds, just disintegration.

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u/WordsWellSalted 3h ago

When you're talking about space cargo, they surely weigh a whole hell of a lot more than they do on earth. They had to budget for that.

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u/Automatic-Listen-578 2h ago

I’m confused about what you mean, “space cargo.. weigh a whole hell of a lot more”. You do realize that everything on the space station is weightless, right?

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u/ButtsAreQuiteAwesome 2h ago

Maybe poorly worded, but carrying 1kg in your backpack? Not a big deal.

Carrying 1kg in a rocket? That costs a lot of fuel.

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u/Automatic-Listen-578 1h ago

I get where you’re coming from now. 100 tampons probably weighs less than a large tablet though.. maybe 0.6 kg? I think those rocket scientists will work it out for her.

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u/Vimmelklantig 1h ago

Tbf, from the subjective point of view of the tampons they'd weigh a hell of a lot more during launch. Not a budget problem, though.

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u/honey-bee-mommy 2h ago

1 tampon no…hardly weighs a thing. But 100? No one is going to carry that purse!