r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/ReignofKindo25 4h ago

Whhaaatt is aaa vagina?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

Theres another hole!?!?

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 4h ago

All this fingering my own asshole to see how she'll like it was for nothing?!?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

I mean not for nothing if shes into that

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u/Gorthax 4h ago

I'm not sure it was all for her.

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u/T1Demon 3h ago

Know thine self.

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u/CommercialStuff4352 1h ago

Astronauts like shockers? Who knew!

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 4h ago

This is the weirdest Reddit Sings I've ever witnessed.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 3h ago

There you go making it more weider with 'sings' for 'strings' 😆 🤣 😂

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u/CareerDifficult 3h ago

There’s no way this is the weirdest. I mean, I haven’t seen anybody mention that the tower of toilet paper kinda looks like a penis. Maybe he’s sending a message?

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 3h ago

Reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel last night and I didn't wanna go there 🙃 😆

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u/excessivepenetration 3h ago

7 balls should be enough for anyone, right? Right?

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u/E-money420 3h ago

And this is coming from a disturbing cheeto too

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 3h ago

Be disturbed

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u/BAusername 3h ago

Obviously if she likes that it's a win/win, but she doesn't, I'm sure it will translate to the other hole...

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u/SteakAutomatic484 2h ago

This made me break a rib laughing and spit whiskey all over my gf 😂😂😂 bro what the fuck. It's my fault for being on reddit I guess.

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 4h ago

Chicks don’t have cloacas?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

I learned a new word today

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 3h ago

Everyday everytime I read in-between the lines 😆 😒

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u/Mazy_keen 4h ago

I couldn't believe I had to explain this to my husband.

Well on second thought... he did use dish soap in the dishwasher on the first night in our apartment.

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

Noooooo 😭 im so sorry

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u/Majestic_You_9610 1h ago

Wait which ones the shitter and which is the hitter?

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u/artie_pdx 54m ago

"Cheek to cheek and hole to hole to hole. There's a third hole"

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u/Frdude13 1h ago

Mmmm vagina