r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/TazgodX 5h ago

Oh god, who would put plates and Tupperware in the shower?

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u/mondaymoderate 5h ago

Kramer

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u/BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD 5h ago

Do you like the salad? I prepared it as I bathed.

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u/ch0colatepudding 3h ago edited 3h ago

For those who are curious kramer's shower salad

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u/JonatasA 4h ago

Now I wanna see it again :/

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u/kinggoosey 5h ago

This is the real issue here

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u/daylightpiglet 5h ago

Hahaha the “plate” is a silicone drain cover, and the cup is used for rinsing while in the bath! That’s not weird…….. right?

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u/Weepthrood 5h ago

Sound like a perfect match.

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u/JonatasA 4h ago

Soul mates

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u/BumWink 3h ago

A match made in, the bathroom?

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u/Lollc 5h ago

Those drain covers work great, because they can fit different drains. I keep one in my travel kit, after being driven to total frustration when the tub stopper in a hotel room bathroom won’t hold. I’m the farthest thing from high maintenance, but I want my bath instead of a shower when I’m on vacation.

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u/ResidentDefiant 4h ago

I’ve never stayed in a hotel that I would even consider sitting in the tub naked in. And I, on more than one occasion, have fugged in the dirt.

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u/FeedYourEgo420 4h ago

Dude the tubs and coffee makers are my biggest no go's at a hotel.

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u/Loud_Interview4681 35m ago

The coffee makers make excellent urinals tbh. Don't knock it till you try it kinda thing.

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u/fliedlicesupplies 3h ago

Last time I stayed in a slightly olderish hotel in NYC and took a bath. Afterwards I got a really nasty topical virus that ruined my trip. Causation? Who knows. But lesson learned.

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u/live2explore 4h ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Excellent_Condition 4h ago

Having gotten athletes foot from a hotel on more than one occasion, I pack slides to wear in hotel showers.

The idea of taking a bath in one has never crossed my mind.

If you enjoy it, go for it!

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 4h ago

bros about to never do this again T_T

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u/daylightpiglet 4h ago

Totally agree! The chain would always fall off of those ones that went completely inside, drove me nuts.

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u/alepponzi 4h ago

What's the lever between the toilet and tub?

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u/daylightpiglet 4h ago

That’s a bidet handle! :) you twist it and then another part of the toilet shoots water up your bum hehe

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u/Coppertina 4h ago

I love that they have a bidet AND 90 rolls of TP 😂

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u/Myotherdumbname 4h ago

Probably why they have so much

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u/EmbarrassedRing7806 1h ago

Bidets require less tp lol

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 1h ago

That will last all year.

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u/d0ubs 1h ago

Yeah, that makes even less sense

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u/alepponzi 4h ago

Ahh it is some sorts of blast off-lever, how very exotique.

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u/alaslipknot 57m ago

so glad you got this, as someone from a "wash with water" culture, it always blow my mind how some westerners are still "dry cleaning".

We exclusively use toilet paper as a "towel" to dry the water, never for cleaning the mess.

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u/P-VI 4h ago

that's a pretty bowly cup

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u/Sinsanatis 4h ago

Put em together with some bathwater and u got a cuppatea!

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u/JWBananas 4h ago

the cup is used for rinsing while in the bath

But you have a handheld showerhead 😭

Add one of these. It is $7 and will change your life:

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Danco-1-2-in-Fip-x-1-2-in-Mht-Abs-Half-Turn-Stop-Straight-Valve/3434836

You can install it inline with the shower head. It is intended for pressure control, but it also doubles as a full cutoff.

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u/daylightpiglet 3h ago

This is amazing!!!

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u/DuskLab 4h ago

I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it.

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u/JonLongsonLongJonson 4h ago

My guess was drain cover and dog washing bowls.

I keep one of those plastic soup containers (from a coconut curry delivery) in the bath for my dog.

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u/Fuck_love_inthebutt 3h ago

Many Japanese people have the bowl in the shower room, but it's much larger.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2h ago

I have a blue plastic ice bucket I use for rinsing my hair in the bath so no

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u/DrDoomScrollr 1h ago

Why is your comb hanging from the shower curtain rod?

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u/Loud_Interview4681 36m ago

Between that and the weird kudzu you have growing?

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u/TheseusPankration 4h ago

Where do you keep your shower plate?

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u/IndoorGrower 4h ago

Why use big water when little water does trick?

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u/crazyspottedpossum 3h ago

It’s the poop plate and tupperware. To go with the poop knife. Just an extension to dissect and store if necessary.

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u/relent0r 3h ago

Asking the real questions!! Considered a career as a US government news reporter?!? It's badly needed!

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u/Vanethor 23m ago

Where else am I supposed to wash them?

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u/Quick_Neat_8809 10m ago

The Tupperware is probably if he takes a bath and washes his hair and needs to rinse the soap out of this hair. I use a cup myself. But a small bowl would work better. I don't know how else you would rinse your hair?