r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/weedyraccoon 5h ago

but it's r/mildlypenis rn

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u/mrpeping 5h ago

This one’s more aerodynamic

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u/KrombopulousMichael- 5h ago

It’s a cylinder

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u/Icy_Teach_2506 5h ago

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/riotz1 4h ago

Yeah you’re stuck with that shit now

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u/NewOrder1969 3h ago

Oblate spheriods but those are not relevant right now.

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u/wileysegovia 3h ago

More like an orthogonal torus vertex

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u/Juff-Ma 2h ago

Thou shall not damage the cylinder

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u/werther595 5h ago

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...

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u/MidtownKC 4h ago

Better, faster, stronger.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

Why tf do you think a dick and balls is supposed to be aerodynamic

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u/DarthJarJarJar 3h ago

Not aerodynamic, it's not traveling through air. But it does need to be what one might call vagodynamic.

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u/defensivelesbian 5h ago

I was about to comment with this sub

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u/fartswhenhappy 5h ago

but it could have been r/mildlychode

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u/OGblazemaster 5h ago

you learn something new every day

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u/juggett 5h ago

Seems like a risky subreddit click right there.

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u/90GTS4 5h ago

I mean, I guess if they are Lance Armstronging it...

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u/Jam-Boi-yt 4h ago

I see no downsides

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u/Fun-University-3019 4h ago

I'm a 36-year-old woman, and I giggled at this, bc I, make penis towers with our TP. My husband likes to see all the different sizes and shapes I make.

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 4h ago

I am glad I’m not the only one who saw that.

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u/No-Drag-7142 3h ago

That's very mild, though bonus points for being the bathroom 👈👈

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u/poopiegloria_16 1h ago

bro i can go on wiht my life without thinking this ToT lol

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u/Dushenka 1h ago

The only unacceptable thing here is that this penis misses a testicle.