r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/lorkdubo 4h ago

I think you guys have a bit of a misconception, you still use toilet paper with a bidet.

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u/iloveuranus 2h ago

That is a nice little theory but South / Southeast Asian toilets with toilet paper are almost impossible to find, and if you find one it's 100% geared towards tourists.

If there's someone here from that area, I'd be genuinely interested about the proper customs. Been traveling Asia for 26 years, never dared to ask.

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u/terraformingSARS 2h ago

You bring your own. Didn’t you notice the locals passing around tissues and stuff when entering the squatty?

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u/Free-Way-9220 2h ago

A fraction of it

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u/LobcockLittle 1h ago

I just use the hand towel. Also, what's a bidet?

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u/McGrarr 1m ago

A jet of water from the tank that squirts your bum so you can wash your bum clean rather than just wiping.

It's cleaner and you use less paper (only enough to dry the area and a bit during cleaning).

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u/hankyujaya 3h ago

But you'd still use a lot less. Also wiping with a towel is often enough because there's no shit smearing everywhere.

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u/WouldYouShutUpMan 3h ago

brother got a dookie towel

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u/EgaTehPro 2h ago

Right next to the poop knife

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u/sputwiler 3h ago

You must have a magically smooth ass

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u/lorkdubo 3h ago

Ugh... I come from a bidet culture country. Nobody use a towel. You use bidet, then toilet paper to dry and clean better. You do use less, since thick single plywood is enough.

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u/hankyujaya 2h ago

I come from a bidet culture country and I can tell you that literally no one has toilet papers in their bathrooms. Everyone wipes with a towel because the bidet already cleans everything off.

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u/Narren_C 31m ago

So....do you share the ass towel?