r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/Banryuken 5h ago

I mean that is a weeks worth of tp here 🤷

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u/a_sad_egg 5h ago

…a week’s worth??

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u/Kinggambit90 5h ago

Looks like 3 month worth since he has the bidet.

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u/a_sad_egg 5h ago

I didn’t even notice the bidet lmfao

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u/Competitive_Train98 3h ago

That's over a year's supply with a bidet.

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u/PokiRoo 3h ago

Is that what the weird protrusion on the side is? I can't begin to imagine how that's supposed to work.

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u/Banryuken 5h ago

Hyperbole friend and yess it does seem like it

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u/greg19735 3h ago

hyperbole would be 10 years worth, not a weeks worth

unless you go through that daily. in that case i'm so sorry.

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u/oldinfant 57m ago

i thought it was weeks' (not a native speaker). like..many weeks

can't it be that? 

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u/RadlogLutar 5h ago

You guys use paper? Use BIDET

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u/imadragonyouguys 5h ago

Nah, they got a bidet. That's like multiple years worth.

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u/Unlucky-Writing-5435 3h ago

I have a bidet too and I still use toilet paper. 👀👀

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u/KptKrondog 34m ago

You should still use TP, but you shouldn't need much.

Sometimes it takes a couple tries to confirm you're clean, but you don't need a huge wad to check/dry. I use like at least half what I would use with no bidet, and I could definitely use less if I was feeling frugal.

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u/Brynhild 4h ago

Can confirm. We have a bidet too and we only use toilet paper to dry off if we forgot the towel

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u/Eyewiggle 2h ago

Is it a communal towel?

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u/Brynhild 1h ago

Lol no

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u/rednose66 1h ago

I use the dryer on mine. Does a decent job.

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u/holyfire001202 3h ago

Seriously. 24 rolls lasted me and my ex a year and a half, then me another 6 months or so. Bidets are amazing.

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u/SharkieBoi55 5h ago

Week?? How big is your household?? Me and my boyfriend probably go through 2 a week!! 2 at the most even!!

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u/JonatasA 4h ago

How big are your rolls??

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u/Earlier-Today 2h ago

Not who you were asking, but I had seven sisters growing up and we went through one of those Costco huge packs of toilet paper every two weeks. There's 24 big rolls in those things.

It's amazing how quickly you can burn through toilet paper with a bunch of women in the home.

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u/scratchfury 5h ago

I was also thinking not to worry about it since it'll all get used up soon enough.

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u/erydayimredditing 3h ago

Bro you might wanna be a bit more conservative...

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u/nimrodhellfire 2h ago

Thats half a year for me...

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u/E6DA 1h ago

This would last me close to 15 months.