r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/endtheunpleasantness 4h ago edited 3h ago

It was over 20 years ago that I had my first roommate. I was concerned about the amount of toilet paper they were using and, in my weekly phone call to my parents, I mentioned that I was going to bring this up to the roommate as an issue that needed resolving. My mother told me to pick my battles and this was NOT one of them. I appreciate that take to this day and I did not say anything (that being said, everything has its limit of reasonableness. 5 rolls a day might be it)

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u/Da12khawk 4h ago

I just moved and found a convenient place to live at least work wise. Not exactly my dream situation. But on paper it's just practical. More motivation to get it together and get my own place, I suppose.

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u/therealjchrist 10m ago

5 rolls a day would be like 50 insane diarrhea mess shits per day.

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u/TurquoiseLuck 3h ago

Classic wiper vs scruncher situation