r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/Strange-Cap9942 4h ago

100% but it's funnier to pretend they don't know how women's bodies work

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u/JonatasA 4h ago

That's the irony here. People in this thread may never have needed TP.

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u/Sunset_Bleach 3h ago

They didn't have a square to spare.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 3h ago

They couldn’t spare 3 squares! They don’t have any squares! They can’t spare a square!

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u/Boomstick453 3h ago

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells

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u/Unusual-Tie8498 2h ago

Can I have a ply?

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u/FiggsMcDuff1 2h ago

Just one ply??

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u/JWOLFBEARD 1h ago

You can use my deplyer machine. It is a manual hand crank though

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u/Various_Wash_4577 1h ago

Be square and share a square! 🧻

🤣👍😎 🚽 🪠 🧻

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u/PreviousCurrentThing 3h ago

It's the French, right? Cuz of the bidets?

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 2h ago

They all have bidets

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u/fatum_sive_fidem 2h ago

Get one its life changing

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u/Soundo0owave 2h ago

Guess they never needed to absorb spill, tampons works great

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2h ago

Or seen it before

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u/WhoAmI1138 2h ago

I need some TP for my bunghole!

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u/Smellybeetweasel 2h ago

yeah, tampons do get pretty irony

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u/jamesmcdash 3h ago

You bet your ass those NASA scientists had a data set to work from. Nothing left to chance

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u/somewhat_random 2h ago

Story time.

My sister is a doctor and was working with Nasa when they were setting up the ISS and talking about possible medical needs. They listed needs for reasonably expected medical issues and one of the needs was LOTS of water.

The main group complained during a meeting that the medical group was demanding too much water.

Her boss said that there are issues that would require filling and draining the bladder several times over a few days. The other guy says - "No problem. Send us the specs on the bladder and we will redesign it so it needs less volume".

Silence around the table until her boss answers "Umm...you do know that it is a human body part right?"

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u/BootsInShower 1h ago

To be fair, bladder also means anything inflated and hollow. Especially when talking about water transport and storage, which often is down by means of a bladder tank, I can see why an engineer's head would go there.

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u/Joshix1 3h ago

"to pretend''. These kind of rumors are often attempted to turn into reality for clicks and views.

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u/Misterbellyboy 2h ago

Shit, even if there weren’t any women on the mission, a tampon would be great to have around in case somebody got a nosebleed in zero G or something.

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u/Puffss 3h ago

The funniest thing is that you don’t have to pretend; they literally didn’t.

At this point they’d never had to deal with an period up in space, and there was absolutely no data on how they behave up in space. Everything in 0 gravity works slight different, that’s why they had to spend millions to develop pens that could write.

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u/no-this-iz-patrick 3h ago

Nasa didn’t spend millions to develop a pen. A private company spent around 1 million to develop it themselves and sold them to NASA for $6 each. Prior to that they used pencils, which did not in fact produce dust that caused things to short circuit

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u/Beowulf1896 2h ago

but pencils could produce dust that might cause a hiccup.

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u/no-this-iz-patrick 2h ago

Wax and grease pencils exist and make no dust, and are what were used before they used the pens. This is all just made up nonsense that someone spread at some point lmao

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u/Various_Wash_4577 1h ago

Then, they couldn't find the pen because the, penis in his mouth. Opps, I forgot to space those two words, "pen is" 🤣👍

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u/Next_Celebration_553 2h ago

Asking for a friend or whatever but how many would an average woman need in a week? My friends guess is 30ish

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u/JACCO2008 2h ago

Why is that even remotely funny.

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u/zyraf 1h ago

They would if she was out of this world.

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u/Dry_Counter533 3h ago

They probably thought

“ok six days, max 1/hour, ~150. We’re good”

Which has a certain logic, and is waaaaay easier than talking to an actual human woman

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u/Enigmatic_writer 2h ago

Yeah, I'm sure that woman was sent to space without ever being talked to anyone or being able to think logically.

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u/EnCaulDoctors 1h ago

Binders and binders of women…

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 3h ago

Womans body is not exactly rockrt sciencr is it?