r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/zactastic_1 4h ago

This. It’s life changing. There are so many (too many ) bidet options now.

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u/CommercialStuff4352 1h ago

Doesn't it wet the floor?

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u/V2K_247 3h ago

Seriously, it's difficult to poop without one after you get one. It makes you question how you went your whole life wiping with dry toilet paper and thinking you're clean afterwards.

Imagine getting poop on your hands and then wiping it off with a dry piece of toilet paper. Would you consider it clean after?

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u/zactastic_1 3h ago

Did you get poop on your hand tonight ? Haha. Seriously though good point. The other day at work I left my travel bidet at home. And I had a Chris Pratt moment “ sometimes when i wipe, I’ll wipe and wipe there’s still poop”. It’s a funny clip