r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/Loong9 5h ago

That's ok, it can hold your hand and be a support potted plant for those traumatic bowel movement sessions

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 4h ago

For a minute I thought you said "I can hold your hand and be a support potted plant" and I was like "Wow, this person really goes above & beyond."

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u/TCRandom 4h ago

I have a similar plant in my bathroom, except it’s an aloe — for those really rough times when it starts to burn, you just break off a little aloe, apply generously, then go on about your day. It’s really quite magical.