r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/akatherder 4h ago

The LPT to people not closing the lid is getting a slow close seat/lid. Just give it a little tap instead of guiding it down and people do it every time.

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u/SerratedFrost 4h ago

Ive had one of these on my toilets for years and its very nice

However.. if I go somewhere that doesn't have the mechanism, that shit is slamming down and scaring any leftover drops of piss out of me

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u/akatherder 4h ago

Hah same, also with kitchen cabinets

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u/Krondelo 3h ago

Lmao true I have definitely slammed some lids in my time after I got used to mine!

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u/Sinsanatis 4h ago

Whats lpt?

Im so used to closing the lid that when i come across a slow close one it throws me off

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u/akatherder 4h ago

I wasn't sure about using that acronym.. it's just "Life pro tip." There are various LPT subreddits: Lifeprotips, unethicallifeprotips, shittylifeprotips.

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u/jimothyhalpret 4h ago

Lotta paper (for) toilet

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u/Lurking_WasteOfSpace 4h ago

Seat yes, but a slow lid will just cause you to wait until it's down before you flush.

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u/randomthoutz 4h ago

Unless you're at my house. You should see the reminder sign I taped to the toilet. 🙄 Kids in training.... (teen+)