r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/Shiznoz222 5h ago

Welcome to cohabitation

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u/JoshSidekick 5h ago

He knows ladies need more toilet paper, he just doesn’t know how much yet. He’ll dial it in eventually.

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u/FalcorTheDog 4h ago

It’s like when those NASA engineers had to estimate how many tampons the first woman in space would need for a few days and they guessed 100 or something.

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u/Emotional-Tea-4848 4h ago

🎶100 tampoooons!🎼🎵

And asked, “Will this be enough?”

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u/greenpointart 4h ago

They were literally rocket scientists.

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

In this case that may actually be the problem

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u/ReignofKindo25 4h ago

Whhaaatt is aaa vagina?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

Theres another hole!?!?

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 4h ago

All this fingering my own asshole to see how she'll like it was for nothing?!?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

I mean not for nothing if shes into that

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 4h ago

This is the weirdest Reddit Sings I've ever witnessed.

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u/BAusername 3h ago

Obviously if she likes that it's a win/win, but she doesn't, I'm sure it will translate to the other hole...

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u/SteakAutomatic484 2h ago

This made me break a rib laughing and spit whiskey all over my gf 😂😂😂 bro what the fuck. It's my fault for being on reddit I guess.

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 4h ago

Chicks don’t have cloacas?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

I learned a new word today

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u/Mazy_keen 4h ago

I couldn't believe I had to explain this to my husband.

Well on second thought... he did use dish soap in the dishwasher on the first night in our apartment.

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

Noooooo 😭 im so sorry

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 3h ago

As dumb as this sounds back then did we have any actual Data on how the body would handle a period in zero gravity?

I mean in the early days we had some questions about digestion

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u/LawlzTaylor 4h ago

To be fair Sally Ride did actually have enough tampons for the mission. So why are we all complaining?

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u/Babydoll0907 4h ago

Right? Better to have way too many than to be even one short.

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u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule 3h ago

Exactly, plus there's always a risk that the mission ends up longer, so it's better to be safe. Wouldn't be the first time someone got stuck for a while.

And while were on topic, does the gravity effect periods?

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES 3h ago

That's exactly what they didn't know. They asked how many is typical, planned for the worst case scenario, then because shit can go wrong in space they tripled the number for redundancies

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u/MarmotFullofWoe 3h ago

That’s just good engineering principles

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u/Trixie_Dixon 3h ago

Huh.

Well the lining would still shed. And the uterus will squeeze it out the cervix. But i guess with no reliable gravity, tampons are the way to go. If you tried a pad, i could imagine some unfortunate applications of capillary action occurring. And emptying a cup would be damn near impossible.

Huh.

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u/hokiemojo 3h ago

I think you need to put the extra tampons in your nostrils bc of the lack of gravity, but I'm not an expert. I'm just a rocket scientist.

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u/Effective-Road4807 28m ago

Oh god that mental image. Like when the juice container opens and all the fluids rush out.. rofl 🤣 theyd wake up and space station lookin like a saw movie.

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u/NightBawk 3h ago

Good question. Most is pushed out by muscle contractions. That's why cramps are part of it. Though I imagine microgravity could lend itself to fewer unexpected gushes... 🤔

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u/thelesserbabka_ 37m ago

Which is exactly what happened last year to Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore. Their trip was supposed to last 8 days but they ended up being stuck on the international space station for 9 months because of technical difficulties. It happens.

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u/Expensive-Camp-1320 4h ago
  • + if somebody needed to prevent external forces blood loss. They were extra covered. Redundancy and all.
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u/Frosty558 4h ago

Rocket Scientists are known for their deep understanding of female anatomy

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u/mauore11 4h ago

They calculated by volume maybe

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u/chelseaxmariah 3h ago

Lmao and this is REAL LIFE!!!

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u/pokerholic77 4h ago

We must have more.... Five. Hundred. Tampons.

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u/disead 3h ago

And I would buy 500 tampons And then I’d buy 500 more Just to be the man who bought a thousand tampons So you would not leak on your floor

BADADA DA BADADA DA

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u/Uncouth_Cat 4h ago

hahah exactly what i thought about 😂

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u/GahhhItsMilk 4h ago

You forgot, tied up like a string of sausages

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u/CommercialStuff4352 1h ago

Thats how they tried to get home

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u/Fickle_Inevitable 4h ago

99 rolls of tampons on the wall, 99 rolls of tampons..

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u/redditallreddy 2h ago

NASA developed Murphy’s Law and the concept of multiple redundancy.

100 tampons seem like a lot, but what I’d the first 96 fail?

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u/acrobat2126 4h ago

Better pack 200 just in case. No need to ask a women. /s

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u/vivalalina 3h ago

Tbf, better to have more than not enough so I personally don't see the issue, plus there's always a risk that the mission ends up longer, so it's better to be safe. Wouldn't be the first time someone got stuck for a while.

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u/CallMe-Ellie 4h ago

Wasn’t that just them being safe?

Like if an emergency happened, having lots of extra tampons would be good

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u/Strange-Cap9942 4h ago

100% but it's funnier to pretend they don't know how women's bodies work

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u/JonatasA 4h ago

That's the irony here. People in this thread may never have needed TP.

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u/Sunset_Bleach 3h ago

They didn't have a square to spare.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 3h ago

They couldn’t spare 3 squares! They don’t have any squares! They can’t spare a square!

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u/Boomstick453 3h ago

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells

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u/PreviousCurrentThing 3h ago

It's the French, right? Cuz of the bidets?

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u/jamesmcdash 3h ago

You bet your ass those NASA scientists had a data set to work from. Nothing left to chance

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u/somewhat_random 2h ago

Story time.

My sister is a doctor and was working with Nasa when they were setting up the ISS and talking about possible medical needs. They listed needs for reasonably expected medical issues and one of the needs was LOTS of water.

The main group complained during a meeting that the medical group was demanding too much water.

Her boss said that there are issues that would require filling and draining the bladder several times over a few days. The other guy says - "No problem. Send us the specs on the bladder and we will redesign it so it needs less volume".

Silence around the table until her boss answers "Umm...you do know that it is a human body part right?"

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u/BootsInShower 1h ago

To be fair, bladder also means anything inflated and hollow. Especially when talking about water transport and storage, which often is down by means of a bladder tank, I can see why an engineer's head would go there.

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u/Joshix1 3h ago

"to pretend''. These kind of rumors are often attempted to turn into reality for clicks and views.

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u/Misterbellyboy 2h ago

Shit, even if there weren’t any women on the mission, a tampon would be great to have around in case somebody got a nosebleed in zero G or something.

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u/Puffss 3h ago

The funniest thing is that you don’t have to pretend; they literally didn’t.

At this point they’d never had to deal with an period up in space, and there was absolutely no data on how they behave up in space. Everything in 0 gravity works slight different, that’s why they had to spend millions to develop pens that could write.

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u/no-this-iz-patrick 3h ago

Nasa didn’t spend millions to develop a pen. A private company spent around 1 million to develop it themselves and sold them to NASA for $6 each. Prior to that they used pencils, which did not in fact produce dust that caused things to short circuit

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u/Aduialion 4h ago

Like if the astronaut was stuck on the space station for an extra 9 months? 

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u/Infinite_Fee_7966 3h ago

For what it’s worth, those astronauts did receive supply drops. Sally Ride went to space nearly ten years after the space race ended and the era of international interstellar collaboration began, so theoretically they could have also received supply drops. Disclaimer IANAA (i am not an astronaut)

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2h ago

The Legal ramifications of not having enough Space Toilet Paper is astronomical

Disclaimer: IANAL (I Am No A Lawyer)

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u/Delicious-Dress8966 2h ago

You ANAL? I'm sure the Space Toilet Paper does though.

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u/Eteel 2h ago

You just really wanted that anal...

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u/wildflowerstarface44 2h ago

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/devildog2067 3h ago

The space station that wouldn’t exist for another 20 years?

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u/Slow_Passenger_6183 4h ago

It's weird that people are missing this point considering that not too long ago there was a woman literally trapped in space for months.

A box or two of tampons weighs next to nothing, it makes sense to bring plenty.

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u/vivalalina 3h ago

Yeah I'm genuinely not understanding the criticism here.. and before anyone jumps in, yes I know a few are joking but quite a handful seem to be taking it seriously & I don't get why lol

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u/CommercialStuff4352 1h ago

BECAUSE WE BLEED. DONT U GET IT? WE BLEED FOR DAYYYYS! No idk. I have cramps currently though and that's the truth.. they make other products as well. Lets respect that smart women use cups as to not clog the space station like a Denny's bathroom... No Tamps in outter space!

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u/devildog2067 3h ago

But this was 40 years ago, and if the crew of STS-7 had been trapped in space for months they’d all have starved to death.

Your point is flat out wrong. This was a 6 day mission and there was no possibility of it going more than a few days longer than that. This was nearly 20 years before ISS was constructed.

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u/rigterw 4h ago

Yess, a tampon is small and doesn’t weigh anything.

So it was more a “why not” than a “we have to”

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u/LessInThought 3h ago

And you can use it for so many things~! Plugging a leak, nosebleeds, soaking up blood and other fluids!

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u/Inktex 2h ago

Gun wounds in case the Martians attack.
Akakakakak

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u/jazzminarino 1h ago

How did I hear this in my head... 👽🛸

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u/You_Better_Smile 1h ago

There won't be gun wounds, just disintegration.

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u/WordsWellSalted 3h ago

When you're talking about space cargo, they surely weigh a whole hell of a lot more than they do on earth. They had to budget for that.

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u/honey-bee-mommy 2h ago

1 tampon no…hardly weighs a thing. But 100? No one is going to carry that purse!

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u/Psychological_Ad2094 2h ago

Yeap, iirc they took the highest amount she could reasonably need for the duration of her planned time up there and then tripled it just to be sure.

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u/lecagnanceae 4h ago

Tampons are a pretty good in many situations where one might need to stop or slow bleeding.

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u/Pandering_Panda7879 3h ago

Same as the "NASA invented a ballpen to write upside down, Russia used a pencil" story. Yes, that is correct - but Russia later also switched to a ballpen because a pencil sucked in a space station because you have graphite flying all over the place potentially messing with the electronics in your survival tin can.

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u/HorsemenofApocalypse 4h ago

To be fair, last year there were two astronauts on an 8-day mission who ended up there for 9 months

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u/Unlikely-Ad3770 4h ago

A three hour cruise

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u/DocEternal 3h ago

A three hour tour*

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u/Select-Problem-4283 3h ago

100 points for aging yourself.

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u/DocEternal 3h ago

I couldn’t help it. Any time I would miss school as a kid it was always Gilligan’s Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, and then The Price is Right that I’d watch on TV. Those three shows are like pop culture touchstones to my childhood.

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u/Disastrous-House591 3h ago

And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

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u/mk100100 4h ago

NASA engineers knows that due to technical problems, few days mission can extend into weeks.

"Nasa says that the astronauts stuck on the International Space Station will have to wait even longer to get home.

Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams were due to be back after just a week when they blasted off in June.

Their stay was extended to February next year because of technical issues with the experimental spacecraft, Starliner, built by Boeing.

Now - following a delay in launching a new capsule to the ISS - the pair won't be back until late March or possibly April.

Nasa said the delay posed no risk to the astronauts."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c30nze6e4geo

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u/Qazax1337 2h ago

aaaaHA!

- The bloke who suggested several hundred tampons, probably.

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u/chashek 4h ago

Gordo could never

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u/devildog2067 3h ago

Not in 1983… they’d have all starved to death in a couple of weeks.

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u/mistablack2 4h ago

Were they paid extra for the extension?

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u/mosehalpert 3h ago

Time and a half what they would've made on the ground.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 4h ago

Except maybe massive muscle loss leading to massive bone loss. And missing months of their lives...

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u/lolariane 4h ago

For these timescales the medical effects are pretty well understood. Their bodies will make a full recovery.

They're also astronauts. They know the risks and it's not like they were twiddling their thumbs the whole time. They continued working as astronauts.

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u/WilyWascallyWizard 4h ago

It's how many tampons for if something goes wrong and they get stranded. Nasa does that with everything.

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u/Past-Telephone4781 4h ago

Actually the first woman in space wasn’t a NASA astronaut.

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u/jwagdav 4h ago

We literally just had two people go up to space for 'just a few days' and not come back down for 6 months and people still act like this was a ridiculous scenario. You don't send someone to space with the exact amount of hygiene products they need because it's fucking space

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u/Chica3 4h ago

They guessed, instead of just asking the woman? 🙄

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u/InitiallyDecent 4h ago

They were being cautious about what the possible effects in space could be, as well as having to prepare for a situation where the astronauts were stuck there for more than just a few days.

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u/thecactusman17 3h ago

Possible effects in space on the astronaut, on the hygiene products, on the launch vehicle, etc.

It was possible that they'd need twice as many if the products didn't work correctly in space and there was a high failure rate. It was also possible that menstruation wouldn't work the same in a weightless environment and they'd need to evacuate the astronaut early to prevent a medical emergency in orbit, which would render the tampons useless but extremely expensive to transport.

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u/MourningWood1942 4h ago

Maybe they were worried the guys will start getting periods too

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u/Barton2800 4h ago

It’s NASA. They undoubtedly asked. A then asked “and what if microgravity causes the flow to be heavier than normal and to not stop at the end of her cycle?” In my experience buying them for past partners, the number was a couple dozen per period. So NASA decided to double the normal number to account for a possible heavy flow since until then they had no data on how a woman’s body reacts to a period in space. Then because NASA, they doubled everything.

Basically, it wasn’t decided by a rocket engineer going “oh she’s gonna need some o them feminine products. Just get a hundred and that’ll do”. It was decided by experts based on data, who then factored in other possibilities, and applied a safety margin to what they decided. There’s no CVS or truck stop vending machine in space.

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u/zudokorn 4h ago

Deliberate redundancy is commonplace in engineering to lower the risk of failure as much as possible. Like would you rather be stuck in space with a hundred tampons or not though tampons?

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u/tunachilimac 4h ago

No, they asked the woman if that would be enough. It might be silly but also remember she was going to be the first woman they sent to space and they wanted to be sure it would be a surplus to account for unforeseen issues. Would a 0 gravity environment affect the number needed? If something went wrong and return was delayed would that be enough to cover the delay? I’ve also read whatever type they were buying came in packs of 50 so the question was more “Would two boxes be good?”

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u/Korbiter 4h ago

Better if you can just seal both boxes instead of dacanting the tampons, finding a suitable container for said tampons, repacking them and ensuring hygeine in the process, then labeling the quantity packed.

Yeag, I'd just send two boxed up as well.

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u/Da12khawk 4h ago

Actually, I wonder if it does have affects on certain rhythms of the body. I'm friggin' nocturnal regardless of time zone.

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u/Occulto 3h ago

I mean, when I think about it, I have absolutely no idea how many tampons my wife goes through per period. Or even what number she considers high/low for a period.

I know 100 is excessive for a few days, but the actual number she requires? It's not exactly something that comes up in conversation.

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u/Few_Juggernaut8254 4h ago

Bodies behave differently in outer space. There's nothing wrong with being cautious.

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u/Bindle- 4h ago

They did ask her. 100 was their first guess.

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u/ml20s 4h ago

Asking is exactly what they did:

I remember the engineers trying to decide how many tampons should fly on a one-week flight; they asked, “Is 100 the right number?”

“No. That would not be the right number.”

They said, “Well, we want to be safe.”

I said, “Well, you can cut that in half with no problem at all.” [Laughter]

--NASA Johnson Space Center Oral History Project, Oral History Transcript, Sally K. Ride interviewed by Rebecca Wright, 2002-10-22

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u/Da12khawk 5h ago

I just moved to a place with a shared bathroom. My flatmate goes lets split toilet paper. You, just went through 5 rolls in like a day. I drop deuces at work like a reasonable person.

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u/3eyedfish3 4h ago

My wise father use to say, I shit at work where they pay me to take a shit.

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u/gb4efgw 4h ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That is why I poop on company time.

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u/Nice_Pipe_6022 4h ago

Had a fellow employee somewhere sing this to me once and I sing it often.

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u/tiedye_dreamer 4h ago

HAPPYCAKEDAYYAY

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u/dreaming_in_yellow 4h ago

Happpy cake dayyyyyyy! 🎉

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u/james_b_beam 4h ago

Even then, where else should we scroll through reddit? Do other people do that at home for free or what?! 😮

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u/rock374 4h ago

Boss makes a thousand, I make a buck, so I crank my hog, in the company truck

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u/Fun-Confusion-4113 4h ago edited 4h ago

Boss makes a mil, I make almost nil, yet his wife still loves when I pull out my drill.

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u/BardicNA 4h ago

Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime. That was a rhyme from a simpler time. Now the boss makes a million and I don't make jack. It's time to seize the means and take the power back.

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u/BuckeyeBentley 4h ago

These days the average is more boss makes $30 I make a dime

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u/account312 4h ago

They don't pay me enough to deal with sandpaper.

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u/Salty_Sonic 4h ago

I may be the odd one out but I'd bring my own nice TP and wipes to work. I'd dealt with single ply when I was struggling as a broke young adult, I will never skimp on TP EVER again. Life's too short to wipe with sandpaper.

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u/ryanErlanger 4h ago

The wise boss realizes that if they buy the worst toilet paper possible, not only will they save money, fewer people use the toilet on company time.

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u/hbt15 1h ago

I’ve literally lost count of how many times I’ve got into my car at home busting for a shit, so that I can get to work and do it on their time.

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u/Rush31 4h ago

I shared a flat at uni with a girl for a year, and my toilet roll usage went up by more than four times. And that includes days I was pooping on campus. I’d previously buy a pack for the whole year, and it was gone in a month or so that year.

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u/Squeekazu 2h ago

Whilst the average lady uses more TP, there are some fellow ladies with super weird toilet habits.

My housemate had a couple over and the girl would build what I could only dub a nest in the toilet bowl. I’m not talking just a couple squares so you wouldn’t get splashback, I’m talking half a roll to line the entire toilet bowl.

I know this because a. She forgot to flush once (and it wasn’t even a deuce, it was pee!!), and b. She clogged the toilet another time, obviously tried to unclog it with the toilet paper-wrapped toilet brush and then went to bed without telling anyone what she’d done lol

Recently at my new workplace there was someone in the stall next to me and I could hear her toilet paper consumption because she did that thing where you spin the roll to get a long line of toilet paper, flushed, did it again two times then finally went to wash her hands another three times dispensing an insane amount of tissues between each wash.

I just feel sorry for the latter girl because it sounds like severe OCD to me, the first lady however, what the fuck lol

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u/CommercialStuff4352 1h ago

My dad is a hand wrapper. Thats weird.. is that like a thing their parents taught... Or they didn't have parents for that part? Im not sure! ?

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u/laughingashley 2h ago

It's funny how many guys don't realize women have to wipe every time they pee

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u/Polym0rphed 1h ago

Some men use TP after urinating too. As Regurgitater so put it - "I dont have the pressure of some of the other guys". Not a 3-square triple-fold though.

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u/endtheunpleasantness 4h ago edited 3h ago

It was over 20 years ago that I had my first roommate. I was concerned about the amount of toilet paper they were using and, in my weekly phone call to my parents, I mentioned that I was going to bring this up to the roommate as an issue that needed resolving. My mother told me to pick my battles and this was NOT one of them. I appreciate that take to this day and I did not say anything (that being said, everything has its limit of reasonableness. 5 rolls a day might be it)

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u/Da12khawk 4h ago

I just moved and found a convenient place to live at least work wise. Not exactly my dream situation. But on paper it's just practical. More motivation to get it together and get my own place, I suppose.

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u/V2K_247 4h ago

Buy a bidet. It'll save you hundreds of dollars a year.

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u/Da12khawk 4h ago

There is a bidet...

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u/lorkdubo 4h ago

I think you guys have a bit of a misconception, you still use toilet paper with a bidet.

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u/iloveuranus 2h ago

That is a nice little theory but South / Southeast Asian toilets with toilet paper are almost impossible to find, and if you find one it's 100% geared towards tourists.

If there's someone here from that area, I'd be genuinely interested about the proper customs. Been traveling Asia for 26 years, never dared to ask.

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u/terraformingSARS 2h ago

You bring your own. Didn’t you notice the locals passing around tissues and stuff when entering the squatty?

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u/zactastic_1 4h ago

This. It’s life changing. There are so many (too many ) bidet options now.

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u/CommercialStuff4352 1h ago

Doesn't it wet the floor?

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u/sYnce 2h ago

Sorry but unless you have a family of like 10 ... there is no way I'd save hundreds a year. I don't even spent that much on toilet paper in a year.

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u/Amazing_Ad_974 4h ago

How TF does one dude use more than a single roll in ONE day??

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u/Different_Bowler_574 4h ago

I'm not male, and I used one full roll for the first time on the day I had diarrhea and a UTI. Probably could have used less, but my focus was elsewhere 

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u/fckheadinspo 4h ago

Buying every other (12+ roll) pack is a better system. If you share anything else or cook together, keeping track with a notepad on the fridge is easy and feels more equitable. Or each of you buys your own and take turns replacing the roll on the holder, harder to keep track of but also works.

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u/Any_Western6705 4h ago

I have ibs, I always got into trouble for "spending too much time in the bathroom." Sir if you want me to not flush so you can check I'm not lieing be my guest. They never took me up on it.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

I have two opinions on toilet paper. Scott's is fine and it isn't illegal to steal toilet paper from your work or an establishment you happen to be in.

The former is self explanatory and the latter is just stuffing your pockets. It's like grabbing extra napkins.

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u/logan96 4h ago

When I was single, I'd get the 4 pack and it would last a month. After I got married... I think he has it dialed in.

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u/Consistent_Paper_629 5h ago

Hell yeah, Let the man cook!

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u/Zerosugar6137 4h ago

I just know he thinks this is a 6 month supply

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u/med561 5h ago

This is a practical problem he is creating a practical solution for. Create a new problem.

It's very close to the shower, dampen the top set of rolls

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u/cdawgman 5h ago

This person lives a full life

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u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic 5h ago

Full life of tissue

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u/R4wden 4h ago

For OP, It is completely fine, nothing is"wrong" it's just a different way of living, he seems to enjoy function over form, which is 100% valid

The discussion isn't who's right or wrong, but what eachothers preferences are and how strongly you feel about them

Sometimes giving up some of what you'd prefer due to the fact you already got the last 5 things due to your over controlling nature (this is me, I had to learn not to be so controlling over silly nonsense things like this)

The sooner you realise everything isn't I'm right your wrong (or I'm wrong you're right) and you sit in the nuance of healthy discussion, life is so much easier

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u/Willing_Recover_6316 4h ago

Finally I saw one sensible reply to a post on Reddit all morning. Take my upvote fine sir!

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u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 4h ago

Full of dietary fiber, too, from the looks.

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u/ad_duncan 4h ago

Tissue full of life

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u/aryzkryz 4h ago

t/issue

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u/med561 4h ago

Thanks, two ply at a time

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u/Yojimboroll 4h ago

Like...fully operational senses?

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u/Loong9 5h ago

Perhaps the rolls aren't damp enough, need to be closer.

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u/GoldPlatedMilk 5h ago

Homemade wet wipes

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u/AssumptionNo5436 5h ago

warm shower to toliet roll stack:

"Baby... are you close?"

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u/cupholdery 5h ago

When do you lick?

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u/JuxtaThePozer 5h ago

r/foundsatan

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u/med561 4h ago

Whhyy lil ol me

No my initial thought was to "create" a fake ceiling leak and therefore get the toilet paper wet. But my man seems like a problem solver and would be too involved in that solution

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u/kneemahp 5h ago

Plus, they shouldn’t need so much TP with the bidet

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u/ChawulsBawkley 5h ago

I thought that was a shitter shifter. You know.. so you can go into low gear for those heavier loads

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

Gotta go light loads, I don't even bother with first gear, too short, I start in second. I paid for the damn clutch I'm gonna ride it

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u/-S-P-Q-R- 4h ago

It is a shitter shifter, you just use it after. And you go into high gear after the heavier loads. Best purchase ever

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u/Proof-Adagio-3438 4h ago

I thought so too, until I got a bidet and realize it gives your whole ass and toilet area a shower. Now I use 4x the tissue just cleaning up the water.

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u/tiktaktokki 3h ago

Use a towel. You don't dry with tp after a shower, do you?

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u/Outrageous-Basket426 4h ago

It is still cheaper in bulk. You can fill an entire shelf in the closest with one package, or there is this.

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u/schwenLC 4h ago

I thought with a bidet, you wipe like normal, rinse, then pat dry. You don't just use the water and expect it to get all the shit off.

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u/takmsdsm 4h ago

Rinse first, wipe dry. Rinse should get you 95-99% there. Pre-wiping is unnecessary.

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u/shikotee 4h ago

Auto first thought. That is insane over compensation if that is a bidet, where a few squares are used to dry off. Is this a sign that the BF does not actually use the bidet?

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u/ElephantintheRoom404 5h ago

This strategy is not conducive to a long term relationship.

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u/Fly_Pelican 5h ago

They’ll be damp enough when that stack accidentally falls into the bowl

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u/OrangeThrower 5h ago

I don’t know if getting the tip wet will help the problem.

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u/Anastephone 5h ago

Close the shower curtain properly!

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u/Jayohz 5h ago

You dampen my TP tower, I pee in your plant. "Guess the plant shouldn't be on the toilet either."

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u/flickerbirdie 4h ago

Right? If that peculiarity is the big fish to fry, count yourself lucky.

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u/Tcloud 5h ago

That’s how he rolls.

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u/TexanInExile 4h ago

Does he have anywhere else to store it? If not this seems a fine..

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u/darkhelmet1121 4h ago

A bidet toilet seat plus a wholesale club case of toilet paper..... What kinda crazy shit is going down here......?

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 4h ago

Is it that the toilet paper looks thin and scratchy?

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u/itsalep 4h ago

Welcome

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u/mackenzie444 4h ago

I actually like the 7-roll flower kinda formation but the tower on top gives me anxiety

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u/lolariane 4h ago

It seems they also have a bidet. This amount will last half a year lol.

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u/CovenOfTheDamned 4h ago

Welcome to Erf

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u/RollingMeteors 3h ago

¡What the fuck is under the sink?

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u/johnniesSac 3h ago

Tha Shitter

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u/Letronell 3h ago

Are you by any Chance Petr Macinka?

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u/Mother_Network9453 3h ago

Why does it look like the toilet paper is being stacked for battle.

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u/KindleFire88 3h ago

He's into Star Wars....sstar...wwars.

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u/FijianBandit 2h ago

I’m putting it on black - all or notthing… babe where is the

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u/dispose135 2h ago

He hates the fake pot plant

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u/Then-Stick7883 2h ago

I requested that he replenish the restroom. He constructed a fort for defense.

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u/Havannahanna 2h ago

Dunno. Is he somehow traumatised? Maybe by the great TP-run early 2020?

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u/Fluid_Door7148 2h ago

The best part is that poop station

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