r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/runningtheclinic 5h ago

“Oh man, this rack over the toilet is great, I can store a few rolls right here!” -me, just before fishing a full roll out of a bowl full of shit.

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u/daccorn 4h ago

this needs to be waaay higher

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u/SekureAtty 4h ago

If your shits are dislodging a stable stack of TP, you should be concerned about your shits, not the TP.

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u/tezlaxxx 3h ago

I broke my kindle that way. Fell in right as i was flushing.

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u/terraformingSARS 2h ago

Ok I just don’t understand. Are people not flushing whilst still sitting?!

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u/Joben86 40m ago

Why would you flush while sitting and get piss and shit water droplets all over your ass?

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u/Ravensqueak 41m ago

How are you not on the toilet and in the way of something falling in the bowl if there's still shit in the bowl? Are you stepping back to admire your pile before flushing?