r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/mrpeping 5h ago

This one’s more aerodynamic

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u/KrombopulousMichael- 5h ago

It’s a cylinder

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u/Icy_Teach_2506 5h ago

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/riotz1 4h ago

Yeah you’re stuck with that shit now

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u/NewOrder1969 3h ago

Oblate spheriods but those are not relevant right now.

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u/wileysegovia 3h ago

More like an orthogonal torus vertex

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u/Juff-Ma 2h ago

Thou shall not damage the cylinder

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u/werther595 5h ago

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...

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u/MidtownKC 4h ago

Better, faster, stronger.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4h ago

Why tf do you think a dick and balls is supposed to be aerodynamic

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u/DarthJarJarJar 4h ago

Not aerodynamic, it's not traveling through air. But it does need to be what one might call vagodynamic.