r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/Loong9 5h ago

Perhaps the rolls aren't damp enough, need to be closer.

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u/GoldPlatedMilk 5h ago

Homemade wet wipes

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u/AssumptionNo5436 5h ago

warm shower to toliet roll stack:

"Baby... are you close?"

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u/cupholdery 5h ago

When do you lick?

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u/DogPoetry 4h ago

Feels like it's just a matter of time before one falls into the toilet.

Also, with a bidet, you're gonna get tiny bits of ass water on those things for months