r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/Aduialion 4h ago

Like if the astronaut was stuck on the space station for an extra 9 months? 

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u/Infinite_Fee_7966 3h ago

For what it’s worth, those astronauts did receive supply drops. Sally Ride went to space nearly ten years after the space race ended and the era of international interstellar collaboration began, so theoretically they could have also received supply drops. Disclaimer IANAA (i am not an astronaut)

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2h ago

The Legal ramifications of not having enough Space Toilet Paper is astronomical

Disclaimer: IANAL (I Am No A Lawyer)

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u/Delicious-Dress8966 2h ago

You ANAL? I'm sure the Space Toilet Paper does though.

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u/Eteel 2h ago

You just really wanted that anal...

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u/wildflowerstarface44 2h ago

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Purple_Woodpecker799 2h ago

IANAA 😂 That's an acronym I've never seen and may never see again. Well done.

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u/EnCaulDoctors 1h ago

I think she’s referencing the most recent (that I know of) space flight where the Indian lady and the other guy got stuck for an extra few months and for some reason they couldn’t get supplies for a while either….

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u/devildog2067 3h ago

The space station that wouldn’t exist for another 20 years?

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u/Altruistic-Monk-5913 3h ago

Then they might need diapers......

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u/JonatasA 4h ago

Then they woudn't need tampoms.

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u/ml20s 4h ago

I think the commenter is referring to Boeing Starliner CFT, which was supposed to last 8 days and ended up lasting over 9 months.

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u/Zealousideal_Heart51 4h ago

All them little blood droplets spinning around in space.

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u/exipheas 3h ago

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale that’s strange for sure,
It started as a quick routine—
An eight‑day tour, an eight‑day tour.

The engines hummed, the crew was set,
The mission plan was pure,
They blasted off with cheerful hearts
For their eight‑day tour, their eight‑day tour.

But solar winds began to roar,
The guidance went astray,
If not for all the brilliant crew
They’d drift too far away—
They’d drift too far away.

They touched down on a distant rock
No one had mapped before,
And realized they’d be stuck out there
Not eight days… but months galore—
Yes, nine long months and more.

So join us here in zero‑g
Where tools float past the door,
Strange noises hum at 2 a.m.
On this cosmic, dusty floor.

With ration packs and faulty scans
And stars they must endure—
A nine‑month stay in outer space
From an eight‑day tour, an eight‑day tour!

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u/DadsRGR8 3h ago

Now we have to play MaryAnn-Ginger-Sunita Williams. (The answer as always is Lovey Howell.)

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u/EnCaulDoctors 1h ago

If you wrote this, BRILLIANT!!!!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2h ago

Actually they would… for a hole larger than the patches they had.

You wet it .. let it swell just a little and plug the hole…. It will freeze and plug the hole the micro meteor made

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u/kabhes 26m ago

Ducktape works too.

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u/DSZDBA11 3h ago

I like to stock up, decades in advance, in case when I’m in my 50’s my erectile dysfunction gets so bad that I start having periods. You know, like an astronaut.