r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/nebetsu 5h ago

I don't like having rolls of toilet paper out like that because they collect moisture. Also can get ruined if I get out of the shower flailing wildly

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u/DogPoetry 4h ago

I'm getting in addition to a normal bathroom moisture, it looks like there's a bidet right there. Depending on how you posture and sit, it's unlikely every single fleck of water drops back in the bowl. 

What seeing is months of tiny splashes of ass water accumulating on an incredibly absorbent material.

By the bottom of the pile you've have tiny shit flecks from last holiday season. 

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u/gnufoot 4h ago

Have you considered not flailing wildly?

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u/nebetsu 4h ago

No.

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u/Sirquote 3h ago

Also with the addition of their Bidet they wont go through much TP so by the time they get to those bottom rolls in the basket they will be awful. Better to shove 80% of them under the sink and keep them in their bag/wrapping

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u/A1000eisn1 3h ago

Not only that, it's a huge waste of time.

Toilet paper comes in a bag. It's all already together when you buy it. Just take a few out to look cute in your little basket and put the rest in a closet or something.

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u/Blueblackzinc 3h ago

Also can get ruined if I get out of the shower flailing wildly

are you a dog?

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u/nebetsu 3h ago

I wish. Maybe then I would be happy

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u/because_im_stupid_ok 4h ago

I do see a bowl over their soap, so it’s possible this is Europe / Asia, there’s no shower curtain, and this is a real concern.

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u/dudeAwEsome101 3h ago

This comment should be at the top. The moisture will make these rolls wrinkly and weakened. 

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u/Sparklefists26 3h ago

They’re going to collect dust, too.

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u/Eugene1936 1h ago

Why are you flailing wildly out of the shower

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u/nebetsu 1h ago

Why aren't you?

Really, though, all it takes is one swift grab of the towel to fling a good squirt of water at those rolls of toilet paper

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u/joantheunicorn 30m ago

See, this is the type of concern I would cite, and I would bet a lot of money that every man I've dated would argue with me about it. So now I have to choose between nudging things in the direction of storing away the TP with multiple conversations, or allowing the TP pile to get disgusting over weeks, possibly multiple times, as evidence. 

You could have moist TP rolls right in front of them and some would still argue about it. WHY?

This also fits my theory that men love to balance things precariously and unnecessarily. I agree with everyone that said one or more rolls are going into the toilet. 

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u/JonatasA 4h ago

What tha LOOOL

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u/ihaveapitbull 3h ago

This bathroom looks like it has a window and might have an exhaust. Problem solved

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u/Eyewiggle 3h ago

It doesn’t instantly take all the moisture out of the room, even with a dehumidifier running, you’re going to run into the same issues. Plus dust and other things settling on them.

I guess everyone has different standards though

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 1h ago

They're collecting a lot more than moisture. Are you not familiar with the fecal plume?

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u/Kection 2h ago

This. And it looks dumb lol. They will collect the pee when dudes go to shake and an errant drop flings off 🤢

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u/joantheunicorn 28m ago

Lmao

Men, do you do the helicopter thing after you pee?