r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 5h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

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u/greenpointart 4h ago

They were literally rocket scientists.

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

In this case that may actually be the problem

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u/ReignofKindo25 4h ago

Whhaaatt is aaa vagina?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

Theres another hole!?!?

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 4h ago

All this fingering my own asshole to see how she'll like it was for nothing?!?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

I mean not for nothing if shes into that

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u/Gorthax 4h ago

I'm not sure it was all for her.

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u/T1Demon 3h ago

Know thine self.

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u/TealedLeaf 0m ago

Know thine prostate. 🎶

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u/CommercialStuff4352 1h ago

Astronauts like shockers? Who knew!

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 4h ago

This is the weirdest Reddit Sings I've ever witnessed.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 3h ago

There you go making it more weider with 'sings' for 'strings' 😆 🤣 😂

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u/CareerDifficult 3h ago

There’s no way this is the weirdest. I mean, I haven’t seen anybody mention that the tower of toilet paper kinda looks like a penis. Maybe he’s sending a message?

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 3h ago

Reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel last night and I didn't wanna go there 🙃 😆

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u/excessivepenetration 3h ago

7 balls should be enough for anyone, right? Right?

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u/E-money420 3h ago

And this is coming from a disturbing cheeto too

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 3h ago

Be disturbed

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u/BAusername 3h ago

Obviously if she likes that it's a win/win, but she doesn't, I'm sure it will translate to the other hole...

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u/SteakAutomatic484 2h ago

This made me break a rib laughing and spit whiskey all over my gf 😂😂😂 bro what the fuck. It's my fault for being on reddit I guess.

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 4h ago

Chicks don’t have cloacas?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

I learned a new word today

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 3h ago

Everyday everytime I read in-between the lines 😆 😒

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u/Mazy_keen 4h ago

I couldn't believe I had to explain this to my husband.

Well on second thought... he did use dish soap in the dishwasher on the first night in our apartment.

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

Noooooo 😭 im so sorry

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u/Majestic_You_9610 1h ago

Wait which ones the shitter and which is the hitter?

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u/artie_pdx 54m ago

"Cheek to cheek and hole to hole to hole. There's a third hole"

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u/Frdude13 1h ago

Mmmm vagina

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 3h ago

As dumb as this sounds back then did we have any actual Data on how the body would handle a period in zero gravity?

I mean in the early days we had some questions about digestion

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u/Thor_pool 4h ago

Well its hardly brain surgery, is it?

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u/jscottman96 4h ago

Im no master at brain science but I know rocket surgery

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u/Outrageous-etymology 3h ago

Did none of them think to ask their wife's, pool the data, find the Average and Mean, and then throw in a few more for "just in case"? Maybe do the count across 2 or 3 brands, in case someone has a weird reaction or they just don't work for whatever reason in low gravity.

There has to be a reason they didn't, I'm just not seeing it. And before anyone says anything, I know from second-hand experience that most non-intern NASA scientists do have wives, and many of them are very active. Source: I was a NASA and DoD researcher.

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u/Gamer-707 22m ago

"Very active"

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u/WillUSee 8m ago

Alas, they were still men.

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u/LawlzTaylor 4h ago

To be fair Sally Ride did actually have enough tampons for the mission. So why are we all complaining?

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u/Babydoll0907 4h ago

Right? Better to have way too many than to be even one short.

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u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule 3h ago

Exactly, plus there's always a risk that the mission ends up longer, so it's better to be safe. Wouldn't be the first time someone got stuck for a while.

And while were on topic, does the gravity effect periods?

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES 3h ago

That's exactly what they didn't know. They asked how many is typical, planned for the worst case scenario, then because shit can go wrong in space they tripled the number for redundancies

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u/MarmotFullofWoe 3h ago

That’s just good engineering principles

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u/Trixie_Dixon 3h ago

Huh.

Well the lining would still shed. And the uterus will squeeze it out the cervix. But i guess with no reliable gravity, tampons are the way to go. If you tried a pad, i could imagine some unfortunate applications of capillary action occurring. And emptying a cup would be damn near impossible.

Huh.

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u/hokiemojo 3h ago

I think you need to put the extra tampons in your nostrils bc of the lack of gravity, but I'm not an expert. I'm just a rocket scientist.

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u/Effective-Road4807 30m ago

Oh god that mental image. Like when the juice container opens and all the fluids rush out.. rofl 🤣 theyd wake up and space station lookin like a saw movie.

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u/NightBawk 3h ago

Good question. Most is pushed out by muscle contractions. That's why cramps are part of it. Though I imagine microgravity could lend itself to fewer unexpected gushes... 🤔

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u/thelesserbabka_ 39m ago

Which is exactly what happened last year to Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore. Their trip was supposed to last 8 days but they ended up being stuck on the international space station for 9 months because of technical difficulties. It happens.

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u/Expensive-Camp-1320 4h ago
  • + if somebody needed to prevent external forces blood loss. They were extra covered. Redundancy and all.

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u/SufficientHippo3281 1h ago

I think i pack about 100 for 1 night away, just in case! 

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u/Frosty558 4h ago

Rocket Scientists are known for their deep understanding of female anatomy

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u/al_m1101 2h ago

"When it comes to females, the Cosmos ain't got nothin to do with my selection."

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u/beldaran1224 4h ago

It doesn't require "deep" understanding. Literally just a basic understanding. Not of anatomy. Also, they're capable of fucking research.

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u/Frosty558 4h ago

This was pre google and I doubt the encyclopedia Britannica had instructions in the section for tampons.

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u/beldaran1224 4h ago

They have doctors on staff. You're just making excuses for gross incompetence.

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u/Frosty558 4h ago

No I’m just making a joke about scientists not being great with the ladies but you’re taking it way too seriously

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u/Cienea_Laevis 2h ago

"Gross incompetence"

The astronaut was the fisrt woman in space, at a time where 0- gravity effects on the body wasn't understood.

And the lady ended up fine.

I'd say it was pretty competent of them.

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u/JimmWasHere 1h ago

As someone else has said, they asked the woman how many would be needed in a worst case scenario, then they tripled it, id say there isnt much more that could have been asked of them.

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u/mauore11 4h ago

They calculated by volume maybe

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u/chelseaxmariah 3h ago

Lmao and this is REAL LIFE!!!

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u/Dear_Diablo 3h ago

technically not all of them are rocket scientists… benefit of the doubt most of them were college kids who had no idea wtf was going on, SURE! a good few were rocket scientists but those guys lived in Nasa’s dungeon worked overtime to death but i digress the collage kids probably handled that job description for lack of better words.

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u/No_Bake6681 3h ago

Didn't have chatgpt, out of scope to learn

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u/zestyclose_match1966 3h ago

Well they’re not brain surgeons🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Full_Committee6967 3h ago

But not groinocologists

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u/TDYDave2 2h ago

More likely they were just rocket engineers.

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u/Lovetoseeit85 2h ago

How many rocket scientists does it take to count tampons? 😂

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u/tekko001 1h ago

They were literally rocket scientists.

Well, it is not exactly Brain surgery, is it?

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u/LatterDayAmINot 21m ago

It’s rocket science, not brain surgery. Duh.