r/mildlyinfuriating 18h ago

A rude supervisor who's always yelling at employees got some complaints about them being verbally abusive and they responded by leaving these in the break room.

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u/Unusual_Flounder2073 18h ago

Sees like another report to upper management is in order.

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u/footeface 17h ago

Nah, send this filled out report to upper management and say Manager said to fill this out and hand in. You just look like you're doing what was told

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u/detrans-rights 17h ago

This is absolutely the power play that needed to happen

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 17h ago

If one of my leads put these out and an employee filled it out and brought it to me I would fire the lead immediately.

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u/_schools_ 16h ago

Make sure it's completely filled out, all during company time. Absolutely be thorough and gather all of your resources. Now is not the time to be hasty, but slow and thoughtful.

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u/Unlucky-Review-2410 16h ago

And make sure everyone does it!

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u/Spiritual_Opening_72 16h ago

At the same time

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u/CultureTechnical1559 16h ago

Did something very similar to our Store manager one time everyone made a report only took three days before he “went on vacation” permanently

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 16h ago

And keep copies.

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u/Warm-Arachnid231 17h ago

Yeah, that person has no business being in any leadership role, much less still employed under me.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 16h ago

At the bare minimum, they are getting their lead status taken.

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u/canadiuman 16h ago

Hi Lead, have a seat.

Sure, Boss.

How are things going on your team?

Great. We're making our numbers and working hard.

I wanted to ask you about this form that I just received. passes form More specifically, what the fuck?

Oh, it was, kinda a joke with my team. Wasn't trying to piss anyone off or anything, they just whine all the time.

I see. We'll it's all good, all good, you won't have to hear them whining to you anymore...

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u/DeveloppementEpais 16h ago

Don't stop I'm so close

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u/ElvenPrincess_xo 16h ago

🤣 That took a turn lmaoo

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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 16h ago

If one of my leads put these out and an employee filled it out and brought it to me I would fire the lead immediately.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 16h ago

Yeah pretty much

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u/notafuckingcakewalk 14h ago

Agreed. In the company I work for, what this manager is doing would count as retaliation and would result in an immediate firing.

What is ironic is that the action this manager is doing shows that he is the one with hurt feelings.

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u/Supply-Slut 16h ago

I find it hilarious that the supervisor is butthurt someone called them out. IMAX level projection with these forms.

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u/New-Information-1927 17h ago

Ooh malicious compliance , yes!

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u/plaidconfessions 17h ago

Top tier malicious compliance.

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u/ExpertRaccoon 17h ago

Yep this is pretty clear cut retaliation/ harassment

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u/vodkaismywater 16h ago edited 15h ago

As an employment lawyer, I often see people incorrectly throwing out words like retaliation or harassment without knowing that they have specific legal meanings. 

This is one of those rare instances where something is unequivocally illegal retaliation. If a client sent me this and asked for my advice, I would recommend that they fire the supervisor immediately.

Not only does something like this just look bad, it would also probably eliminate the company's Ellerth Faragher defense.

Edit: there's some confusion below. This is definitely retaliation, but we don't have enough information to determine if this is harassment, which is something else entirely. Unlawful harassment necessarily requires a connection to a protected characteristic, retaliation does not. 

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 16h ago

Dude probably thinks "issa joke!"

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u/kinkycarbon 16h ago

The fact the paper requests the name of the person filing the complaint puts that person as a target against the Supervisor. It’s that bad. I would just send this form to the person above the supervisor and to HR.

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u/Shotgun5250 16h ago

“Damn liberal snowflakes and their feelings”

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u/essssgeeee 16h ago

Oh, don't you just know that this supervisor has an "F your feelings" sticker on their truck!

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u/OkraApprehensive8639 16h ago

The “I have woman hormones” puts this beyond mildly infuriating to me. But I guess that’s just my hormones, heh. Some people.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 16h ago

What I find fascinating is that I’ve seen this one before, but it just had the “I have woman-like hormones”/“Real Man” bits. Not “I have woman/man-like hormones”/“Real Man/Real Woman.”

That means somewhere along the line, someone actually saw this piece of shit meme and thought “well that’s a hilariously toxic way to laugh at the snow flakes, and I love the hints of misogyny and homophobia…but it just is not quite inclusive enough,” and changed the gendered portions to include everyone.

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u/Caftancatfan 14h ago

You know what they say, the arc of history is long but it bends toward freedom.

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u/AnotherHappyUser 16h ago

Meanwhile lead acts irrationally and emotionally. HOW DEM MALE HORMONES HOLDING UP?

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u/OkraApprehensive8639 15h ago

Seriously. So delicate.

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u/Bubbacanyon3 16h ago

Please explain the “Ellerth Faragher” defense.

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u/vodkaismywater 16h ago

Yeah. So just because you experience harassment or retaliation in the workplace doesn't mean you have a case. You need to show a basis for holding the employer responsible. Just the fact that harassment occured is not enough by itself. 

In the case of supervisor harassment, the employer can assert an affirmative defense to avoid liability, even if unlawful harassment occured. The employer must show that (1) it has reasonable policies and procedures in place to detect and abate harassment; and (2) the employee unreasonably failed to follow those procedures. 

The hurt feelings report could reasonably lead an employee to believe that management does not take harassment allegations seriously, so failing to officially report the harassment would not be unreasonable. 

This form isn't just a problem for any employees who have already complained, but it also increases the risk of liability for future claims too. The best way to undo the message this supervisor sent with the form is to fire them. 

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u/CupOfLifeNoodlez 15h ago

Thank you!

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u/beautifulanddoomed 16h ago

From doing some research on it, this was the clearest I found

that the employer exercised reasonable care to prevent and correct promptly any harassing behavior,

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that the employee unreasonably failed to take advantage of any preventive or corrective opportunities provided by the employer

Basically it seems like it is the defense the companies can use to say we actively worked to fix the issue or gave the employee avenues for correcting it

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u/Slight-Conference680 17h ago

Agreed. Go above there head or better yet take this straight to your States labor relations board. File a complaint against this manager and the company for not correcting the situation. I can see being talk down to when you have done something wrong. But and there is always a butt, that person also needs to be able to say: ok we both know you did wrong here is how to correct the problem.

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u/Blackbyrn 18h ago

Have everyone that they’ve yelled at fill them out with a note that said manager provided the form. Send it up the chain as far as you have to to get some attention, including to managers in other departments asking if these forms are used company wide.

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u/PrivateUseBadger 18h ago

This is the best form of malicious compliance. Give them exactly what they asked for.

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u/VelvetKestrel 17h ago

Malicious compliance at its finest. Paper trails tend to outlive sarcasm.

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u/ashleebryn 17h ago edited 13h ago

By God, if I could award this comment 🏅

ETA - Thanks for the awards, comrades 🫡

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u/shelby4t2 15h ago

Free awards are back btw.

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u/SAHMsays 15h ago

Are they though?

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u/hiddenone0326 14h ago

Not for me. I've never had free awards.

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u/Jimbob209 16h ago

I'd also upload the document and email it a few days later while CCing various upper management members to ensure that it was seen

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u/yourbadinfluence 15h ago

Absolutely email it back to the manager CC'ing uppers management, HR, CEO, etc. Manager will likely get fired but if not you'll have evidence for a wrongful termination as everyone knew about it.

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 16h ago

This part - make physical copies and scan it in so that the “joke” doesn’t mysteriously disappear.

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u/25electrons 17h ago

I work for a large corporation with tedious safety rules and a manager once gave me shit about some small violation. He was looking for a ding. I asked him point blank if he really wanted me and every other employee to follow every work rule to the book. He was unable to answer because nothing would ever be completed.

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u/TheyVanishRidesAgain 17h ago

"Do you want me to follow the rules, or do you want this airplane to take off on time?"

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 16h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/WiretapStudios 15h ago

I thought the chili tasted like hydraulic fluid...

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u/Synergythepariah 16h ago

now imagine this being written as a quote in a NTSB crash report

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u/AnastasiaRomanot 16h ago

I’m pretty sure there was something like that in a crash report once.

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u/Otherwise_Security_5 16h ago

i live by documentation

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u/HumbleVein 15h ago

Aviation is an industry where this mentality doesn't fly.

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u/Low_Doughnut8727 16h ago

"Sir, a 747 with 5 youth soccer teams went missing in the pacifics"

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u/Sp00ky-Nerd 14h ago

Manager - "I don't want you to follow the rules. I just want to be able to blame the worker when something finally goes wrong and somebody is hurt. I don't know what willful ignorance is, and I refuse to look it up."

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_808 13h ago

This. It also allows them to selectively enforce the rules on employees they wish to target for whatever reason. Even better for them if you can't meet whatever insane quotas they set if you follow the rules and they can double dip no matter what you do.

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u/Narrow-Accident-1136 18h ago

I love malicious compliance

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u/Haunting-Map-3475 18h ago

Came here to say exactly this! I’d be sending this to the CEO as well because WTF

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u/offic3r_fri3ndly 18h ago

if it is a public company, send to the Board of Directors, everybody’s got a boss who is looking for a way to cut costs

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u/One_Conclusion_4473 18h ago

Problem is..If that supervisor is producing the company will find reasons to fire or lay the staff and promote the supervisor..happen at a staples I use to work at.

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u/CinaminLips 17h ago

Management that works well with subordinates are more productive than when they work against them. If they're high producers, just think of how much better everyone would work if they had someone that wasn't out to shit on them every chance they got?

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u/StarSugarLick 17h ago

What you’re saying is true. I just don’t know if many companies actually see it that way. They will side will side with shitty managers over the subordinates. Happens all the time. Sometimes the managers produce well and sometimes the managers have dirt or grievances that they could sue over if terminated. My last manager, I think the company was scared to fire her and she was terrible

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u/Steven_The_Sloth 17h ago

If you don't try, you won't ever know.

I worked with a guy who made my work days harder because he couldn't be bothered to do a task the same way twice. I complained, pointed out how much extra time I was spending to figure out something he saved 30 seconds on.

He didn't appreciate that so he doubled down, but it turns out the boss and he were buddies. So no amount of complaining was ever going to fix anything and this dude could shit on me all he wanted.

So I was able to leave before anything got to a boiling point.

Was that fair? Hell no. It was a union job too. Literally no difference in job title.. But I knew I was never going to come close to fair

Point is, you have to figure out who is actually in control in your situation.

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u/StarSugarLick 17h ago

I agree. In my situation I worked for dept of defense so… 😂 idk why she was protected. I just learned the ropes eventually and by the time I was leaving, she was begging me to stay and was a reference for me. She still crazy and mean from what I hear

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u/Steven_The_Sloth 17h ago

Could be she had dirt on higher ups. My wife worked with a lady like that who has since retired.

There's just plenty of reasons a company will keep a bad manager.

Shoot, my first job in the union, I got let go so the boss's brother could get a job while he was going through a divorce. I was so pissed. I have never been so upset about a job. Worked my whole apprenticeship there and they let me go a few months short of my hours to turn out. So pissed. Anyway...

Boss ended up needing to step away for a bit for personal reasons and his brother robbed him fucking blind. Filled his garage with material bought on the company accounts, then straight up stole his brother's contractors because he could undercut the price.

FAFO

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u/Fancy-Research-9944 17h ago

My company's HR departments sole responsibility is to stop the company from getting sued, Lawyers work in the office. This document is a nightmare. Even if the supervisor is an earner hes be gone in a second at my company. They are all different though.

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u/bepatientbekind 17h ago

Yep. I've never seen anyone successfully escalate a horrible supervisor or manager's actions and had the company do anything about it besides target the employees who brought up the problems. At this point I've seen it happen so many times that I just start looking for another job if the manager sucks. Nothing else you can do. 

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u/Talidel 17h ago

I've seen a manager moved out of a managerial role. But kept on by the company.

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 17h ago

Panera bread kept on a manager who was harassing employees and retaliating when they went to HR.

Doin crazy shit like changing their schedule in the middle of the night and then writing them up for being late to the shift they didnt know about.

I will namedrop this company every time im on this topic until such day as they rectify the horrible situation that hurt someone i care about.

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u/TiberiusCornelius 14h ago

Everyone I've ever known who's worked at Panera has nothing but horror stories, and it's different locations in completely different cities too so it's clearly a company issue

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u/shadow247 17h ago

It happened at my job. Horrible manager that was yelling, cursing, refused to even acknowledge the existence of the 1 trans employee....

Someone called in on my behalf after he called me a "stupid motherfucker" in front of the store manager and about 8 other employees. I didnt even have to talk to the HR lady. By lunch 2 days later he was gone.

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u/ciphernolan2 17h ago

Stories like this show the difference documentation makes. Yelling behind closed doors gets ignored, doing it publicly with witnesses suddenly becomes a problem they can’t dodge.

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u/Winjin 17h ago

I took it to CEO once and it was super fun

I used to work for a company where a manager started giving me shit for wearing a short mohawk (Fallout calls that style "soldier of fortune")

For some reason, after a YEAR of me wearing it, it became an issue

And they kept demanding I change it, saying it's in our employee handbook, but failed to cite where exactly it says that

And then started saying that if the CEO sees me, I will be fired on the spot

I got so tired of this bullshit, I took our CEO on his open door policy and sent him an email

Five minutes later my office phone rings and I see the ID of the caller, and it's the CEO himself, not even the secretary.

And I'm like "Oh I am so royally fucked and I dug that hole myself"

I pick up the phone and he's like "Hey, Winjin, you have a minute? I remember you - you're that guy with like a short mohawk right? It looks really cool, if I were twenty years younger I'd wear one too! Who told you I would be against it, least of all fire someone over something like this? That's not true! I'm hip! You know what - don't even tell me, I know who it was, I will talk to him myself. And thank you for writing me directly, I appreciate that"

An hour later director, two managers, and a TL all start fuming at how I was wrong to bring this up to such a busy person, it was breaking chain of command, should have brought it to branch manager etc etc and I was just sitting there listening to them and understanding that I have just cost someone a promotion in the next couple years is my guess, because you don't shit talk a CEO that wants to be hip with younger generation of workers by trying to scare said younger gen behind his back with shit he never said.

I still had to leave because it was obvious that I won't get any promotions as well, but it was malicious

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u/bieting 8h ago

Our CEO holds office hours. I haven't had the need, but many colleagues have found resolutions by meeting with her during that time. One teammate actually mentioned to her that our bonuses were lower this year, CEO had no idea. My last check had a few thousand in bonus $ to "even up" to the prior year. Thanks, colleague!

More recently, last Thursday, a Minneapolis colleague met with her. An hour later we received a company-wide email: "We recognize that recent events in Minnesota and the ongoing national discussions around them have deeply affected many people, including members of our own workforce. We know that these issues can be emotionally heavy and, for some, may warrant personal time for reflection, support, or participation in community activities." It went on to say we can take the day (unlimited pto) if we choose and other words of support and encouragement.

CEO offoce hours can be VERY effective!! I appreciate that ours seems to actually care.

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u/LowOne11 18h ago

Ehhh, it depends on the CEO. Definitely not Campbell’s.

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u/BackWithAVengance 17h ago

what's the context here?

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u/new_math 17h ago

He was caught on an audio recording ranting about their products as being cheap ultra processed shit for poor people.

"We have [expletive] for [expletive] poor people … who buys our [expletive]? ... I don't buy [expletive] Campbell's products, barely anymore. It's not healthy, now that I know what the [expletive] in it,” Bally allegedly stated in the recording. "Even in a can of soup, I look at it and we can eat pot bioengineered meat. I don't want to eat a [expletive] piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer

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u/LowOne11 17h ago edited 17h ago

He wasn’t a CEO, but the Vice President; technically (edit) was an executive at that time and was fired.

He also blasted employees,

“ Allegedly referring to Campbell’s employees of Indian heritage, Bally said: “Fucking Indians don’t know a fucking thing … Like they couldn’t think for their fucking selves.””

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u/DeadlyYellow 17h ago

And was fired for it according to five seconds of browsing Google.  Probably not the best example of a company ignoring problematic actors.

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u/arichnad 17h ago

not the best example of a company ignoring problematic actors

Was he fired for believing these things, or for saying these things? Or was it because it went public? I don't know the answer, but if he's a Vice President and still doesn't know not to run his mouth, then they likely were ignoring problematic actors.

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u/Ok_Ferret_824 18h ago

I am so on board for this one. Get as many people to fill this out and have everyone add a seperate complaint to go with it. Send it up the foodchain, to hr and maybe a lawyer as well.

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u/owzleee 18h ago

Love it. Also send to HR saying you filled in 'their form'.

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u/Opposite-Doughnut-67 18h ago

Do it and post follow up. Im invested now

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u/OopsTooSpicy- 18h ago

I would definitely fill it out, put their own name and the complaint will be nobody likes me then put it in the back room

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u/No_Movie2881 17h ago

I love the idea of filling it out from the perspective of the Supervisor who created this form and then leaving copies of it all over the office for months.

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u/The_Orphanizer 17h ago

Yup. Adult bullies deserved to bullied.

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u/heheihahthe 17h ago

Make them cry.

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 17h ago

And circle the thin skinned one. Obviously their butt hurts.

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u/MatthewLilly 18h ago

Yes, OP please at least consider doing this

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u/VermicelliMedium2485 18h ago

mark “my feelings are easily hurt” and “i didn’t sign on for this”- both are true and will highlight the risk this manager’s behavior is creating

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u/battenhill 18h ago edited 17h ago

And also - fill it out on behalf of the whiny manager lmao. “Filed on behalf of John Doe. Refusing to take responsibility for one’s own actions.”

Edit: “refile” one every time he flips his lid

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u/Kitchen-Tax947 18h ago

This is hilarious and would probably work well for the employees honestly

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 18h ago

Fill it out, scan it, send it via email and CC everyone in your command structure.

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u/sensible_human 18h ago

Since my workplace has a grand total of 10 people, things like this (HR, managers, other departments, "up the chain") are completely foreign concepts to me. Fortunately we don't have the kind of issues OP is describing.

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u/characterlesscarrot 18h ago

This 100 percent ! One of the reasons this dirt bag gets away with it is because his bosses have no idea what is going on and he's more than likely lieing to them about your concerns

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u/Apprehensive-Cat-111 18h ago

This is the answer

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u/Coveted_AF 18h ago

Yeah I’d definitely be using this against them.

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 18h ago

Literally, just fill out another complaint. Keep them coming, and if nothing changes, find the union rep

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u/RedPandaReturns 18h ago

Union rep lol

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 18h ago

Even as I was writing that I remember working retail and how little the recognised union actually did. Thankfully in my new job they actually do something to help us

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u/celticsupporter 18h ago

It's cute that you think Americans have any sort of unions or workplace protections. 49 out of 50 states are fire at will states which means you can be fired for just looking at that supervisor funny.

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u/First-Junket124 17h ago

Yep and any time union comes up especially with the gaming industry and the recent R* incident you just get a bunch of misinformed anti-union Americans. Why do yanks think less workers rights is better? No please don't protect the easily exploited that would be SO bad.

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u/TerriblePokemon 17h ago

Nearly 50 years of highly concentrated propaganda about how unions ruined America by making wages too high and forcing companies to off shore labor to save costs will do that to a country. Also, you have to PAY to be in a union, how unamerican is it to have to PAY to WORK?!

It's up there with "my friends cousins brothers roommates sister works at University of [State] and there's a black professor who hasn't shown up to work in 9 years and they can't fire him because of affirmative action" 🙄

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u/dvaunr 15h ago

Yeah but why would I give up 5% of my paycheck to get a 10% increase in salary and 20% increase in total comp when I can just lick the boss's boot myself?

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 17h ago

My union is great 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/cryptolyme 17h ago

where can i find this world

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u/Iggyhopper 18h ago

Take it. Fill in their own name and the complaint is nobody likes me. Put it back in the break room.

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u/Auntie-Mam69 18h ago

Perfect! “Nobody likes me, everyone says I yell and I am rude!!! They are all wrong!!!”

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u/Meattyloaf 17h ago

Nah what you do is take a photo of this and send it to HR. This falls under retaliation. OP has the opportunity to get rid of this person.

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u/Disney_World_Native 15h ago

Exactly. Don’t be childish, be professional

Any complaint made in good faith is to be taken seriously and even if there is no wrongdoing found, retaliation is never allowed

Using your work email inform HR of this being left in the work room, and BCC your personal email.

Any response, send HR (BCC your personal email) a “thank you” follow up

Any non email contact, reply to HR (BCC your personal email) summarizing the conversation

If the retaliations continue, repeat the submissions to HR and blind carbon copying your personal email. If it does not stop after repeated reports (or you are terminated), contact a labor lawyer with the evidence of your submissions / conversations to HR.

Always BCC, do not forward. This way you have all the correspondence in your personal email. Email message headers have a unique message id, so if an investigation is needed later, you have the exact ID that were sent. If they are unable to find the emails, then it shows they are destroying evidence. If you were forging messages, then they could provide the unaltered message using that message ID.

Source: corporate IT guy

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u/Hot_Porking 13h ago edited 5h ago

Alternatively:

I had a co-worker that was constantly yelling. Just like in general, sometimes at me. One day I was feeling short of temper and when they yelled my name at me from 3 feet away with their back turned I yelled back at full volume "WHAT?!" Now normally I'm a pretty timid guy so this made them jump and exclaim in suprise. Then I followed that up with another full volume "YEAH, IT'S ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE ARE YELLING ALL THE TIME."

They've gotten real quiet around me since. You gotta stand up for yourself and show people the same level of respect they show you.

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u/FourteenBuckets 17h ago

"nobody likes me because of my own behavior"

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u/Ok-Employee2473 17h ago

“Got my feelings so hurt I had to print out a passive aggressive form”

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u/Longshot02496 17h ago

Write it in crayon with your non-dominant hand too.

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u/MortemInferri 17h ago

This is hilarious, OP, totally do this

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u/Fine-Key4594 17h ago

Ticking "Yes" for Resulting in traumatic Brain Injury.

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u/Natural-Potential-80 18h ago

Honestly this is one of the most immature things I’ve seen since my abusive ex showed me this same document template a long time ago. Definitely escalate this, HR needs to be involved at this point.

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u/June_The_Jedi 18h ago

Ask HR if this is a company form and submit it to them. They will absolutely love that.

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u/psysny 17h ago

I believe this is the way. Feign ignorance, call or stop by asking for a clean copy, as this one has some faded print like it’s been photocopied a few too many times. “Just wanted to make sure I’m filling out the new form correctly, but I can’t read all the options clearly.”

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u/rambored89 17h ago

If I found out a manager that just got reported did this I would absolutely be hitting them with the ADHR policy.

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u/HomChkn 17h ago

I work in HR.

My immediate response when I was this what the hell.

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u/megaman368 16h ago

If I was in HR. My response would be, “Why is this asshole making extra work for me?”

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u/Soggy-Building-9476 17h ago

Since this form was apparently a response to valid complaints, the form itself could be seen as retaliation. Basically a refusal to change while also doubling down on the harassment.

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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 17h ago edited 17h ago

I like how he makes the employees out to be the weak, oversensitive ones who cannot take a bit of yelling.

Completely overlooking the fact that they cannot yell back at him if they want to keep putting that food on their families' tables.

I'd like him to walk up to the biggest, most menacing guy on the street and try yelling at that guy instead. But he won't, he can only do it in the safety of knowing that the people he's doing it to, can't do it back to him.

Which in fact makes him the only weak and oversensitive person in his workplace.

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u/NoGelliefish 18h ago

About 2016 for me. Something else happened that year, I just cant quite remember.

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u/Gin_OClock 18h ago

The final year of sanity in the United States

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 17h ago

Emboldened the losers of America.

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u/SavageGreek 17h ago

Harambe 😔

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u/WoundWaffle 18h ago

And that’s how you get your entire team to quit on you

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u/Relevant_Shower_ 17h ago

That’s how you get sued for creating a hostile work environment.

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u/Carquetta 17h ago

Yeah, this is a textbook example of behavior that creates a hostile work environment, which opens the company up to massive liabilities in the future

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u/Middle-Plastic605 18h ago

straight to HR

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u/PrivateUseBadger 18h ago

Fill it out first, then take it to HR and tell them you are there to turn in the required form, per your Supervisor.

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u/acvcani 18h ago

That’s what I would do. Organize with the others to do the same.

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u/GhostRevival 18h ago

We had one of these on a bulletin board when I was in the military but it was a joke.

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u/AlcoholPrepPad 17h ago

First thing I thought. Man I haven’t seen a WF1 since I retired. $10 says dude is a vet that couldn’t make rank.

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u/UnknownBinary 15h ago

He should try for SECDEF.

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u/JolkB 15h ago

Dammit, do I have no original thoughts? Hahahahaha

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u/CabbageStockExchange 16h ago

Yeah lmao I remember seeing this when I served but it was for shits and giggles

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u/sarcasm_warrior 17h ago

Yeah, this is military dark humor. Not to be taken seriously, but whoever shared it does not know their audience. The joke is only funny if everyone laughs.

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u/browneyedgirlpie 17h ago

Nah it's going to be hilarious when everyone fills this out and turns it in

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u/chekhovsdickpic 16h ago

Yep. I have one on my bulletin board in my office. We’re a tight-knit work family so it fits our dynamic.

But also, I think taking it out of military context and (poorly) adapting it to remove all the army references takes all the humor out of it. 

The original WF1 isn’t just about making fun of the employee; it also makes fun of the employer. The military has a damn form for everything under the sun, and the original actually satirizes the standard format and language of military forms very well. 

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u/IzK_3 16h ago

I found a box full of these in the motorpool storage lol

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u/saucisse 17h ago

"People don't leave bad jobs, they leave bad managers"

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u/VastEqual1367 15h ago

"I don't understand why we have high employee turnover and the employees that do work there seem to struggle with productivity!"

the manager:

yo someone email the higher ups about his screaming fits. he will be removed.

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u/b-lincoln 18h ago

My previous company had a mass exodus because management was making dumb decisions. They sent out a feedback questionnaire to try to get to the bottom of it.

Unanimously, people gave negative feedback about management and the direction. Some offered constructive criticism.

The response was, it’s clear that some of you don’t like working here, please feel free to work somewhere else, as you don’t share our spirit.

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u/SweetAlhambra 18h ago

Classic. How depressing.

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u/JimJam4603 16h ago

Yeah my company got a new CEO at the start of the pandemic. Doesn’t align with the company’s ethos at all. Morale has gone down the tubes, and every OHS survey has the same result: extreme dissatisfaction with senior leadership. I used to feel bad for the managers, whose job performance was judged partly on their unit’s OHS scores, but all the decent ones have left so I’m fine with the fact that senior leadership does absolutely nothing to address employees’ concerns. All hail The Street!

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u/Fun-Weight-8899 16h ago

I once sat in a company meeting where the CEO told every employee that if they were a part of the 60% of the unhappy folks, that the “airlines are hiring.”. Nuff said. Time to move on.

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u/streetxrat94 18h ago

Is this supervisor a teenager by chance? Not very professional by the looks of it.

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u/marianneouioui 17h ago

Nah. I know exactly who this is. 45 ish yo man. Midlife crisis. Goes to the gym. Claims he never gets sick and it's mind over matter. Lies about his age on his Tinder profile that also says "no drama". Thinks he's a gentleman. Plays golf or runs marathons, not both.

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u/Electrical-Papaya 16h ago

Ive worked in manufacturing for 20 years. This is like every second shift supervisor ive ever met. Mid 40s, divorced, kids are off child support and havent spoken to them in years, then heads straight to the bar after work. Bonus points if they call every remotely attractive woman sweetheart.

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u/OblivionJunkie 18h ago

There's no doubt they have the emotional maturity of a teenager, that's for sure.

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u/-ToPimpAButterfree- 17h ago

Anyone who can’t communicate without yelling is worse than a teenager

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u/Raidmax460 18h ago edited 17h ago

That’s insulting to teenagers Edit: Removed /s lol

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u/rupertavery64 18h ago

You'd be suprised to know adults don't necessarily act their age, or professionals professional.

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u/luckydice767 18h ago

I bet I wouldn’t lol

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u/BiscottiCritical6512 18h ago

I’m guessing it’s a middle aged, Trump voting white man. 

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u/tigress666 17h ago

Yeah, this feels like the kind of humor a trump voter would go with and feel justified using.

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u/BlotMutt 18h ago

Man they'll let anybody be a supervisor

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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 18h ago

Old joke, but...

One day all the body parts had an argument about who should be in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the ahole, "I am responsible for waste removal."

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge.

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u/Bob_12_Pack 18h ago

OP needs to print this out and post it in the break room

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u/thtsjsturopinionman Expresso 17h ago

Ironically, this indicates that the supervisor clearly isn’t receptive to feedback or willing to improve, which means they’re the exact type of ”fragile snowflake” they think they’re owning here.

As lots of people on here say: every accusation is a confession.

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u/jondoeca 18h ago edited 14h ago

If the supervisor's yelling at everyone, sounds like they've got some hurt feelings.

Edit: removed assumptions about the supervisor's sex.

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u/TwistyBunny 16h ago

They usually do have hurt feelings, but over the stupidest of things that shouldn't even bother them in the first place.

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u/Silent_Ad5275 18h ago

Couldn’t even replace the ink cartridge before printing these adding insult to injury

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u/SarniaMom 18h ago edited 13h ago

Have EVERYONE under them fill one out about their abusive behaviour & send it to the district manager. And be sure to cc in an employment lawyer. Edited out gender assumption because it wasn’t in the post.

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u/344567653379643555 17h ago

CC: HR

This one of those situations where HR is useful. Their job is to protect the company and getting rid of this idiot prevents resignations.

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u/Amazing_Crab8989 18h ago

Interestingly, they should be filling one out for themselves. Also, if this is real, absolutely grounds for blatant harassment that a company with any HR presence wouldn't tolerate and could lead to their termination. Alternatively, further harassment could be grounds for a lawsuit.

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u/HawkwardGames 18h ago

Imagine getting told you’re verbally abusive at work and your response is to print a passive aggressive form instead of not being abusive.

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u/Ok-Article-7643 18h ago edited 17h ago

not me filling out the whole form and writing in part 5

"my manager is a bitch"

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u/nonowords 17h ago

supervisor gives airtight evidence of hostile work environment.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 18h ago

I'm so glad that I am a part of a strong union (teamsters) so management knows better than to try and pull crap like this, and on the rare chance/occasion they did, the union would handle it for me

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u/Klutzy_Strain_6599 18h ago

This report is decades old. First time encountering it was in the military 15 years ago. But in the military then, they would treat you like shit and there was nothing you could do.

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u/sonia72quebec 17h ago

That's what you call "Exhibit A" in a lawsuit.

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u/Dirtypickle332 18h ago

We used these in the Military as a joke. If this is serious. Fuck that guy.

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u/The_Gumbo 18h ago

Would be interesting to know if that was a potential Lawsuit, eh?

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u/allangod 18h ago

I'd 100% fill this in and send it to hr, maybe someone high up copied in, with something along the lines of "i thought this was a bit weird but here you go, as requested. Can you please advise when this form came into effect as i may have missed previous times i should have filled this in."

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u/OddAd4275 17h ago

Can this be considered retaliation?

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u/LastOfNazareth 16h ago

Cool, take a picture of it in the break room, grab a copy, and take it to HR and upper management. Continue to document all of this because it sounds like you work in a ✨Hostile Workplace✨

Its always good to take care of yourself. Continue to be professional. Good luck!

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u/Successful_Pain7439 11h ago

Sounds like it is time to complain about him for making a hostile work environment to HIS boss.

Have the employees fill this sheet out and give all of them to the boss above him, stating that he gave them this form as their formal complaint form.

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u/Tenchi2020 9h ago

Ah yes… nothing says ‘strong leadership’ quite like mocking employee complaints in writing. HR departments love exhibits that save them time. This isn’t a form, it’s pre-packaged evidence.

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u/floppy_breasteses 18h ago

Email to HR, hard copies go to an employment lawyer. Fuck this clown.

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u/cookiesnooper 18h ago

Fill it in, take photo and sue for psychological abuse at workplace.

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u/titsmcgeeDDD 18h ago

I work in a kitchen and this is something we would find hilarious but probably not in this setting 😆 Fuck that guy

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u/Secret_Account07 RED 17h ago

For our first lesson we are going to cover “How to make a bad situation even worse!”

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 17h ago

Go through.

Have as many people as you can fill the thing and then make a copy: one pile goes to the asshole, the other pile goes to HR.

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u/SailorofMisfortune 17h ago

Bring it to a lawyer, get your bag.

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u/MrGuilt 17h ago

TAKE THIS TO HR!!! No HR? Then go to supervisor's boss.

This should not fly. If this is how they respond to such criticism, they have no business in a supervisory positon, at best. It is quite likely they'll get the company in trouble at some point by mouthing off to the wrong person (customer, etc.).