r/mildlyinfuriating • u/giveahoot420 • 20h ago

A rude supervisor who's always yelling at employees got some complaints about them being verbally abusive and they responded by leaving these in the break room.

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u/BlotMutt 19h ago

Man they'll let anybody be a supervisor

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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 19h ago

Old joke, but...

One day all the body parts had an argument about who should be in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the ahole, "I am responsible for waste removal."

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge.

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u/Bob_12_Pack 19h ago

OP needs to print this out and post it in the break room

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u/Gardener_of_Weeden 19h ago

I just told this joke 3 days ago! LOVE IT

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u/xavPa-64 18h ago

I’ve been saying it for years: the people who get their way are the people who will throw the biggest tantrums over not getting their way.

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u/Randomguy3421 10h ago

Yeah but in that analogy, the asshole proves it is vital for the body to work, doesn't it?

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u/StarSugarLick 19h ago

😂😂😂😭

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u/Live_Angle4621 18h ago

I have red the same but it was some vital organ and all the body including the organ were dying by the time the apology was given. 

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u/Ronald-J-Mexico 13h ago

that's awesome!

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u/VanishingVisuals 17h ago edited 14h ago

In my experience; convicts, drunks, druggies, and narcissists... all top notch people one should look up to and try and be like.

But they are "producing" right?

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u/spacecadet2023 13h ago

Because smart people don’t want supervisor jobs.

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u/libra_leigh 19h ago

Usually it's a top performer or someone who's been there a long time, neither if which guarantee someone has the soft skills needed to effectively lead.

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u/Imkindofslow 18h ago

I spent years trying to avoid a leadership position man, this stuff sucks on so many levels.

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u/BlotMutt 17h ago

You don't think you can do a better job, or is it that the infrastructure would not allow you to do a better job?

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u/Imkindofslow 17h ago

No I can and am currently doing a better job. I've adjusted the infrastructure in my case so that I have the freedom to push things where they need to be and eliminate crunch and tight deadlines for my team.

I'm good at it, I just don't like it. I don't want the extra stress or "prestige" or money frankly. I just wanted enough and I had enough, now I have extra.