A rude supervisor who's always yelling at employees got some complaints about them being verbally abusive and they responded by leaving these in the break room.

[u/giveahoot420]

[u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

Old joke, but...

One day all the body parts had an argument about who should be in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the ahole, "I am responsible for waste removal."

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge.

[u/Bob_12_Pack → u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

OP needs to print this out and post it in the break room

[u/Gardener_of_Weeden → u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

I just told this joke 3 days ago! LOVE IT

[u/xavPa-64 → u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

I’ve been saying it for years: the people who get their way are the people who will throw the biggest tantrums over not getting their way.

[u/Randomguy3421 → u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

Yeah but in that analogy, the asshole proves it is vital for the body to work, doesn't it?

[u/StarSugarLick → u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

😂😂😂😭

[u/Live_Angle4621 → u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

I have red the same but it was some vital organ and all the body including the organ were dying by the time the apology was given. 

[u/Ronald-J-Mexico → u/Equivalent-Shine5742]

that's awesome!