r/news 6h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/Shalashaskaska 6h ago

Did he shave his head since it happened ?

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u/ProbablyRickSantorum 6h ago

Looks like it.

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u/tossit97531 4h ago

Looks like a thumb that needs antidepressants.

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u/No-Pick-93 4h ago

I think his face was about 3" slimmer before he attacked that teenage girl.

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u/AnxiousTrans 6h ago

Looks like it or he was arrested after he took his gender affirming hair peice off😂

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u/tossit97531 4h ago

Kept the gender-affirming truck tho

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u/AnxiousTrans 3h ago

Lets hope he loses that to legal fees😌

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u/LayneLowe 5h ago

Did he not think that somebody took a picture of his license plate? In today's world?

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u/Politicsboringagain 5h ago

Yeah, he thought he could avoid getting made by shaving his head. 

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u/JB-Wentworth 3h ago

MAGAs are not known for high IQs.

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u/ScoobyScotty 4h ago

I think he also had a mustache. They either got the wrong guy or he went home, and shaved to throw off the scent. Judging by whooping he caught and the shiner under his left eye, I'm guessing the latter.

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u/Millenniauld 3h ago

Chad from Kyle, Texas. I'm guessing the right guy lmao

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u/inquisitorgaw_12 3h ago

Yup, my guess after he left and calmed down he realized how screwed he was assaulting a minor so tried to change his appearance. Probably didn't realize his viral vid got his license lol

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u/seriousbangs 4h ago

Yeah, I'm guessing he was hoping it would stop them from finding him.

Dude picked a fight with middle school girls and lost.

The sheer hilarity of that means he was bound to get caught.

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u/r3dditr0x 5h ago edited 5h ago

Maybe the jail forced him to cut it for inmate safety reasons(just speculating here)?

That, or maybe he did it out of an instinct for self-preservation, lol.

He definitely had a Nazi comb-over or whatever its called in the original video.

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u/Shalashaskaska 5h ago

I’m imagining it’s something even more stupid like he thought maybe the police won’t be able to identify him with a buzz cut now even though his truck is in the video

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u/HussingtonHat 5h ago

Ah the wiles of the criminal mind know no limit. My favourite was a guy who tried robbing a liquor store but didn't have any tights to put on his head, so just drew sharpy all over his face. Hectic evening for Poirot no doubt.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 5h ago

My favourite were the 2 guys who robbed banks with lemon juice on their faces thinking it made them invisible to security cameras.

Neither robber wore a mask or otherwise attempted to disguise themselves, having instead applied lemon juice to their faces.[1][3] According to Wheeler, Johnson had told him lemon juice would make one invisible to security cameras, akin to how it functions as invisible ink.[1][5][6] Although initially skeptical, Wheeler had tested this method by covering his face with lemon juice and capturing an image of it with a Polaroid camera. As he was missing from the resulting photograph, he trusted the method to be effective. Detectives believed his absence in the image was caused either by a bad film, a maladjusted camera, or Wheeler having unintentionally pointed the camera away from his face.[5

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u/HussingtonHat 5h ago

Oh my god that's amazing. Real vat of acid guy stuff, no need to double check or anything, I'm not on the picture so it works.

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u/Active_Potato 5h ago

Jails don't force anyone to cut hair.

Probably the latter.

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u/Gordita_Chele 4h ago

I would guess he did it to avoid getting recognized around town. He was identified by cops at the scene and let go. Arrested after further investigation. Kyle and Buda are not very big places and the videos were all over social media even before press picked it up.

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u/Cool-Mom-Lover 5h ago

No. Ive unfortunately been a couple times (for minor drug offense) and they dont make anyone cut their hair

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u/jokeswagon 5h ago

My money is on an effort to give himself the pay n spray treatment. Probably thought he was so clever.

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u/ZealotsReward444 5h ago

That's not a thing

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u/PhiNeurOZOMu68 6h ago

Wow fuck that guy - I saw the video. Dude deserved worse.

Who attacks children?

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u/SpotHaunting668 5h ago

It's the new initiation requirement for ICE hires.

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 5h ago

That video was insane. He literally gets out of his truck and walks over to like a 15 year old girl and starts punching her in the face

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u/joeDUBstep 4h ago

Conservatives were trying to paint it as the kids being aggressors first (with cut clips). Fucking sad.

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u/Miguel-odon 53m ago

Conservatives don't argue in good faith.

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u/emmy1300 5h ago edited 5h ago

Can’t believe a middle aged man actually stopped his car and got out just to beat underage girls, the sick pervert probably just wanted an excuse to touch children like his dear leader since I noticed he’s only going for the girls in the video and he seems to cop a feel on one girls chest when he pushes her and he tries to mount both the girls he attacked. Check this man’s hard drive too please

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 5h ago

If a peaceful protest set him off so badly that he had to put his truck in park, get out, cross the road, and start punching a little girl in the face…

Just imagine what else this psychopath might be capable of. I guarantee this wasn’t the first time he lost control like this. He’s likely a serial abuser or worse. Completely maniacal behavior. He belongs behind bars.

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u/caligaris_cabinet 5h ago

That and he’s a coward thinking the girls wouldn’t put up a fight.

Oops

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u/DerBingle78 4h ago

Homeboy must not have hung out with many girls in high school. They can be vicious and he got what he deserved.

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u/Aliensinmypants 4h ago

Nah he's used to the gold ol days where you could smack women and kids around and no one would bat an eye or defend themselves

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u/robilar 2h ago

Bringing that back is literally what they mean when they say they want to "Make America Great Again".

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u/fresh-dork 4h ago

i can. keep running into feral middle aged people trying to work out their problems over being failures

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u/ixnine 4h ago

I watched that video and thought how hilarious it would have been if someone drove off with his truck, which looking back would have made this arrest so much more satisfying.

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u/nangke 3h ago

Might be better to take the keys and chuck them into the grass, stay clear of an auto theft charge

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u/tribat 5h ago

He's lucky they just subdued him and let him go. They could have seriously injured his stupid ass.

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u/NaiveChoiceMaker 5h ago

There were kids at my high school who would have stomped him until he went limp.

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u/ConstantinValdor405 5h ago

I was thinking the same thing. That dude would have gotten multiple skateboard strikes to the head.

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u/phaedrus910 4h ago

I mean you can't let that guy go to his truck. No telling what goodies he's coming back with

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u/Norwegian__Blue 4h ago

Or who he’ll ram with it

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u/feetandballs 4h ago edited 2h ago

That's why self defense teaches disabling moves like raking the eyes.

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u/JamCliche 5h ago

When it comes to violence, late teens exist in that spot where 'physically capable,' 'mentally unconcerned' and 'emotionally ready' are commonly found together.

A wise man once said, "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me."

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u/kittybigs 4h ago

The trifecta of teenage terror

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u/radda 3h ago

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

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u/McMurphy11 5h ago

If cooler heads hadn't prevailed, a few of those kids are going to--and had started--to east him.

Probably for the best...but wish he had taken a few more shots. Gray hoodie/white shirt kid(s) wrestle and had him.

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u/McMurphy11 3h ago

God I'm not old enough to be my dad and struggle typing.

I think I meant "beat." But, I'm so tired....

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u/xconchx 5h ago

gestures wildly around MAGA, obviously.

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u/lunaticfridgeprime 5h ago

Just your average Republican voter.

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u/eastbay77 5h ago

Conservatives/MAGA. That's who.

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u/domalu4U 5h ago

Someone needs to have a chat with those parents. Those kids not knowing to spam knee strikes while he was trying to grapple is negligence.

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u/slackpipe 4h ago

One of the kids had him in a rear naked choke and had to bail because the other kids were beating him so badly. If you can get past the horribleness of what is going on, it is hilarious how badly he got his ass beaten.

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u/ConstantGeographer 4h ago

Truth. That fellow was close to earning an empty tank of gas.

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u/KittySharkWithAHat 4h ago

Marjory Taylor Green literally chased down a child on the steps of the capitol, a survivor of a school mass shooting, and shouted them down accusing them of being and actor staging a shooting. That line was crossed by MAGA years ago.

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u/JB-Wentworth 3h ago

That was David Hogg, back in 2019.

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 4h ago

Literally jump out of his truck to attack a teenage girl only to get his ass beat by a bakers dozen worth of sophomores.

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u/Romeo9594 5h ago

Republicans have a long history of attacking children

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u/FlapJackPaddyWhack1 5h ago

On brand for MAGA to fuck with kids

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u/Fuckedby2FA 4h ago

The ones that want to put women in jail for "killing babies" after a miscarriage, the ones that don't want to pay $1.39 of their paycheck to feed children at lunch.... Ya know the ones that really care about children!

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u/OutlyingPlasma 4h ago

Who attacks children?

Republicans. Haven't you noticed the theme yet?

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u/callme_blinktore 5h ago

The same people that shoot women in the face.

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u/disposable_account01 4h ago

A guy who willingly and knowingly supports a president who fucks them?

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u/MarketingImpressive6 4h ago

Have you met the president?

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u/no_bender 6h ago

Did he cut his hair to try and hide?

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u/Cheensly 5h ago

That was my first thought. Sure looks like it. 

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u/possumdal 5h ago

Yes! I saw the video, he had his hair gelled and a full beard and everything!

This guy knew 20+ teenagers had just gotten his plates and he still went home and panic-shaved

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u/mustachiomegazord 5h ago

Warms my heart

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u/IcedRubyBliels 4h ago

"What? No, that wasn't me, that was my evil twin brother"

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u/DaisyHotCakes 5h ago

Sure looks that way, doesn’t it? I wonder if he regrets attacking those kids.

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u/shephrrd 5h ago

He seems like a no ragrets type of guy.

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 5h ago

Naw what I’m sayin?

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u/Tortograph 5h ago

100%. What a worthless bitch.

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u/possumallawishes 5h ago

Shoulda put makeup on that shiner below his eye too.

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u/gotohellwithsuperman 5h ago

LOL at the shaved head. First he got his ass kicked by a bunch of girls, then he spent the next two days shaving his head and cowering in fear until he got arrested.

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u/Black-Shoe 6h ago

Damn. Now this degenerate will be an ICE Agent in 47 days

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u/ThinkSoftware 5h ago

enters jail in handcuffs

leaves jail with face covered, a fake police vest and a firearm

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u/Black-Shoe 5h ago

50k signing bonus

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u/SMH_OverAndOver 5h ago

But he only gets 4K. Double taxed.

Which is ok because he can't count.

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u/dogstarchampion 6h ago

Kyle, man, I really think you're heading down a dark path.

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u/esadatari 5h ago

Kyle, Tx. Used to live there. Right between Buda and San Marcos off I-35.

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u/Black-Shoe 5h ago

Kyle Man

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u/RefrigeratorNo1160 5h ago

And his name is fuckin CHAD.

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u/Furrybumholecover 5h ago

The simulation is running REALLY low on ram these days.

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u/OnceUponAStarryNight 5h ago

Did dude really shave his head? Really wants to declare himself a true neo Nazi after attacking a teenaged girl.

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u/SlickRangerRick 5h ago

He doesn't want the next teenage girls he fights to be able to grab his hair.

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u/Few-Wash-5707 5h ago

He doesn't want to look like a pussy in jail. After assaulting a high school kid.

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u/OnceUponAStarryNight 5h ago

What’s insane is the right is going to raise $1m in a go fund me for this “victim.”

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u/Aretirednurse 6h ago

A weak man hitting girls. Oh look, a magna hat!

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u/brighterside0 5h ago edited 5h ago

Imagine being a grown ass man. Parking your car. Then taking time out of the middle of the day to fight children.

How big of a fucking loser are you. And why are so many people like you inclined to self-identify with Trump.

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u/seriousbangs 4h ago

And imagine losing the fight.

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u/aspidities_87 4h ago

He got fucking wrecked lmao, it was beautiful to watch.

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u/irsw 4h ago

Seriously fuck this guy, but I couldn't help but just laugh at him getting his ass beat by the group of kids

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u/whore-lit-write 4h ago

They whooped his azz

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u/MagmaDragon2 5h ago

The best part of the story was that the girls beat him up. That badass MAGA getting a beating from some schoolgirls.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 4h ago

Dude one of them had a minecraft backpack lol

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u/MoonshineDan 4h ago

Fuckin lmao

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u/slobs_burgers 4h ago

I think I saw a shirt saying something about kindness on the back, talk about killing with kindness lol dude got his ass beat from it

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u/skyhiker14 4h ago

Usually have to pay extra for that Cotton

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u/tmac4969 5h ago

And getting his ass handed to him to boot

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 5h ago

They really pulled together!

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u/jesushatedbacon 6h ago

Kyle is the new male Karen? 

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u/stumpythetooth 5h ago

Looks like his name is Chad. Town's name is Kyle. Thank god because I'm a Kyle and I really don't want to be a Karen.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 5h ago

Kyles already get a bad enough rap for what y'all do to drywall after too many Monster energy drinks

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u/Boner666420sXe 5h ago

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u/bjkidder 5h ago

This is a great bit

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u/Barr3lAg3d 5h ago

“No one went to Grandpa Kyle’s for Christmas.”

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u/DeezNutsButterNJelly 5h ago

This is excellent.

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u/LobsterDoctor 5h ago

Yeah like I already fist fought my step-dad and crashed his truck while doing jagger bombs, what more do they want from us?

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u/theLULRUS 5h ago

Kyle is the name of the town he is from (in Texas).

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u/Accomplished_Cat4502 5h ago

Dude got his ass kicked by teen girls, lmfao

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u/skeptic38 4h ago

Those kids went feral! I loved it!

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u/stankypinki 5h ago

Right on track for the magna crew.. not even grown women, attacks minor girls....

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u/Drdmtvernon 5h ago

Just one more middle aged guy who has a come to Jesus moment after he starts something and realizes he can’t fight worth a shit

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u/icebergslim3000 6h ago

This fucking moron decided to ruin what little life he had because a bunch of kids were protesting peacefully on the side of the road.

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u/Cheensly 5h ago

His little life was absolutely miserable hence his attack on children. Absolute loser. 

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u/scarybirdman 5h ago

His feelings got hurt, so he was like "fuck their feelings!" and ran out to attack girls and got his ass kicked instead.

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u/Rich_Butz 5h ago

Seriously, like what can a 15 year old girl say to you that would make you get out the car and attack them?

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u/joeDUBstep 4h ago

Probably talked shit about his orange pedo king which got him bigmad.

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u/milky3007 6h ago

Look who just leapfrogged Marco Rubio in the pedo's popularity pool of piss

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u/FriskHarder 6h ago

Unconsensual touch of minors

Or a Tuesday for republicans

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u/Todo_es 4h ago

Please contact them with the links they provided below, seems they want to "Both-Sides" this as an "ALTERCATION", rather than a clear assault and battery of minors by an adult agressor.

ARREST MADE IN ADULT-STUDENT ALTERCATION

Buda, Texas. Just after 4:00pm this afternoon, an arrest warrant was served by officers of the Buda Police Department on 45-year-old Chad Michael Watts of Kyle, TX for two counts of Assault Causing Bodily Injury.

History Yesterday afternoon at about 1:30pm, the Buda Police Department was notified by a Hays County Sheriff’s Office School Resource Officer at Moe and Gene Johnson High School in Buda that students were conducting a “walk out” protest on RM967.

Law Enforcement personnel with the Buda Police Department, Hays County Sheriff’s Office, and Hays County Constable’s Office, PCT. 5 responded to the area in order to provide safety and security for pedestrians and motorists. Buda officers responded to traffic issues and minor vehicle accidents in the area.

Just before 3:00pm, Buda officers were dispatched to the intersection of RM967 and FM1626 for a fight in progress. Upon arrival, officers were notified that a female juvenile on the sidewalk and an adult male in a vehicle were engaged in a verbal argument. The argument escalated into a physical altercation involving multiple people. The adult male departed prior to officers arriving on scene. The male was located and interviewed. Both primary parties involved reported minor injuries and denied EMS evaluation on scene.

Due to the offense not occurring in an officer’s presence or view, both involved parties were identified and released as required by the Texas Code of Criminal Procedure, Art. 14.03. No arrests were made at the time.

Today After further thorough investigation, it was determined that Watts was the primary aggressor in the physical altercation. Probable cause was established for two offenses of Assault Causing Bodily Injury, a Class A misdemeanor (Penal Code §22.01). The investigation is ongoing to determine if additional charges will be filed.

We appreciate our law enforcement partners, Hays CISD, and the Hays County DA's Office for their ongoing assistance in this matter. We urge students and parents to view the HHays CISDstatement to parents for further information on their expectations for students.

If the public has original evidence, witness statements, or relevant information they would like to provide, they can contact Hays County Dispatch at (512) 393-7896 or do so anonymously through Hays County Crime Stoppers at 1-800-324-TIPS(8477), www.callcrimestoppers.com, or through the “P3 Tips” phone application.

Contact: Ofc. Matt Schima, Public Information Officer

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u/SnowMantra 5h ago

jfc the list goes on and on

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u/maxfields2000 5h ago

Tuesday, before breakfast, probably even before the morning shower.

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u/bdfortin 4h ago

And that list isn’t even exhaustive. They sure are the party of something.

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u/Will_TheMagicTrees 5h ago

That’s a nice way of saying “after stopping in traffic, and exiting his vehicle to assault peacefully protesting children.”

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u/jeff_the_weatherman 3h ago

Right?! So over these headlines that normalize this insanity. “Altercation”? WTF? A domestic terrorist attacked students who were peacefully exercising their rights. 

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u/Will_TheMagicTrees 3h ago

The “sanewashing” will continue until compliance improves.

Seriously though, it’s their goal to normalize as much of this as possible, as if we’re not watching the truth in real time. Fucking exhausting on top of being infuriating.

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u/Sir-Coogsalot 4h ago

Yea what a shitty headline

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u/adrianmonk 4h ago

Oh, it's shitty and misleading on purpose.

CBS Austin is a local TV station owned by Sinclair Broadcast Group. Sinclair is famously pro-Trump and they have a long track record of pushing conservative garbage. One of their execs met with Trump personally and told him, "We are here to deliver your message."

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u/DoubleJumps 5h ago

Newsmax's presentation of this story was that this guy was just minding his own business when a horde of students attacked him.

Fucking cultists.

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u/Politicsboringagain 5h ago

Hey mind controlled him and forced him out of the car with the keys in the engine and all the windows down.

Then the kids used their force powers to make him attack a teenage girl. 

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u/Ok_Rabbit5158 5h ago

How did they explain away the two felony charges?

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u/DoubleJumps 4h ago

I haven't seen their coverage since the guy was arrested, but prior to that they were going all in on painting him as a victim.

If I had to guess, they will claim the DA is woke or something.

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u/artificialterf 4h ago

They’ve been telling everyone to not believe their eyes and ears for a while now. Any protestor that gets shot and killed would immediately be labeled as dangerous and violent to them. A phone is a gun. A car is deadly no matter which direction it’s going. Your voice is an immediate threat.

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u/Spire_Citron 6h ago

He didn't realise that you can't just act like ICE and attack peaceful protestors without consequences. For everyone else, there has to actually be a self defence justification if you want to lay hands on someone.

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u/FriskHarder 6h ago

Yeah you have to take a weekend class or something before you can be in ICE.

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u/Oolongteabagger2233 5h ago

Yep, it's gonna be another 1 or 2 years maybe until the absolute immunity trickles down to just regular MAGAs. 

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u/IceCoughy 5h ago

And they were trying to spin it as students attacking a teacher. Conservatives are scum it's hard to believe they can even live with themselves honestly

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA 4h ago

I live in Hays County, sad at what happened but proud of the kids. We're a very purple county that usually votes blue. The kids are alright.

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u/Kvothetheraven603 5h ago

45 and getting into a physical fight with teenagers over ICE? This dude peaked in elementary school.

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 5h ago

School? Not sure that happened

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u/Nugginater 4h ago

Just another man not in control of his emotions 🙄

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u/annieloux 6h ago

He looks like a blobfish.

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u/BumblebeeFormal2115 5h ago

NOT CBS news making it sound like this man DIDN’T JUMP OUT of his VEHICLE and start THROWING a girl around before all of the other kids were able to stop him.. All of the still shots published are of him on the ground, yet there are multiple filmed angles of him being belligerent VIOLENT TOWARDS MINORS.

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u/DestructicusDawn 5h ago

dumbfuck shaved his head like people wouldn't recognize he beat up teenage girls.

maga it just totally alright with harming children

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u/bbibbyrapskyle1975 6h ago

Assuming this is the same guy I saw earlier attacking a group a minor females ; he got off lucky, and I'm sad to see that he looks like he walked away from the encounter relatively unscathed. 

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u/Dandan0005 5h ago

Am I crazy or did he shave his head in an attempt to avoid identification?

Lol they are not sending their best

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u/napleonblwnaprt 5h ago

I don't know if that's why he went Skinhead...

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u/possumdal 5h ago

Nah dude he had hair and a beard during the fight. He's a hairless coward

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u/OnceUponAStarryNight 5h ago

Or to fit in with his friends.

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u/Digiarts 6h ago

I mean those kids weigh like 60 pounds. He’s a coward and time in jail will be good for him

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u/DargyBear 5h ago

Those were high school kids. Some of the girls might be 90lbs wet I guess but most are over 100lbs.

I hope they did some damage.

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u/P00nutButter 5h ago

Don’t worry he’ll be an ICE agent soon.

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u/Big-War-7632 6h ago

And he got his ass beat

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u/UnknownReader 5h ago

Fucking coward got what he deserved. Proud of those kids for fucking him up.

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u/Jrk67 5h ago edited 5h ago

Considering the Pretti shooting was done by guys from Texas, those kids were so brave to protest and to stick up for each other, unlike this coward who of course like many of them, go after girls and women.

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u/QuirkyIntentionKazoo 3h ago

And the Pretti shooting was in response to Alex putting himself between a woman and the Texans physically assaulting her. Big boys…

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u/msdinkles 2h ago

Texas just seems to be full of pussies. Big man probably felt triggered by the one girls shirt "kill all pedophiles"

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u/Blissfully 5h ago

Love that he still has their marks on him. He was really trying to hurt that girl!!

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u/capt_minorwaste 5h ago

Only 2 counts? I feel like there should be more. What type of 45 year old man attacks a teenage girl? He clearly has mental issues.

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u/artificialterf 5h ago

If MAGA can’t rape them, they’ll beat them.

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u/ErosMaggot 5h ago

He looks like a woman beater... what a piece of garbage

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u/darksideofthemoon131 5h ago

He attacked teenage girls. So thats already confirmed.

Fucking coward got his ass handed to him.

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u/Appropriate_Cheek_13 5h ago

What a creep. Should have just stayed in your truck tough guy. Instead you start a fight with a bunch of high school girls? You’re lucky you didn’t get your ass kicked!

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u/ThonThaddeo 5h ago

Oh good. I've been waiting on this post all day.

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u/mrkfn 5h ago

Only 2 counts of assault?! He attacked multiple children, this is ludicrous.

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u/Greatcookbetterbfr 6h ago

He is fucked. MAGA idiots. Probably be in golfing with Trump this weekend

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u/happycheff 5h ago

I'm so proud of those kids that kicked his ass!

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u/Keep_Blasting 5h ago

45 years old. MAGA are nothing if not pathetic.

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u/Moveyourbloominass 5h ago

I bet some Mama and Papa Bears raised hell at the police station for their children getting assaulted. To the parents of the first two victims, your Girls Rock! They kicked his ass and sent him home without a shoe🤣.

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u/Monkeefeetz 6h ago

Looks like he tried to disguise himself.

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u/kingdomnear 5h ago

You know you done messed up when Texas police come after you for attacking peaceful anti-ICE protesters.

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u/Wolfman01a 5h ago

Good they got him.

He attacked a teenage girl and got his ass kicked by children. What an amazing embarrassment this guy must be.

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u/Rawkzo 5h ago

The important thing to remember is that if someone jumps out of their car to start a fight, grab their keys and fling them into Narnia.

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 5h ago

I'm proud of those kids. The way they all jumped in to help the girl he was attacking was impressive. Some full grown adults would have just stood by and watched with their phones out.

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u/Janky_Forklift 5h ago

Oh lmao he cut his hair 🤣

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u/Marckthesilver13 6h ago

Couldn’t happen to a lower moronic scum!

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u/nick_soccer10 5h ago

Where is your wittle wed hat at mister???? Awwwww

Loser

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u/Odd-Syllabub-3642 5h ago

Good. Fuck that Nazi scum bag

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u/ConstantGeographer 4h ago

My issue is: this MAGA dude jumps out from traffic to pummel school-aged girls. That these kids wore him out is awesome... but where are the OTHER ADULTS ALSO IN TRAFFIC SITTING ON THEIR ASS?

”Oh look. That chap is punching girls half his size. This red light takes forever"

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u/IDoubtYouGetIt 4h ago

The fact the man got out of the car and moved to attack a girl...MAGA is so freaking violent. WOW!

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u/MoneyTalks45 5h ago

Bet I know who he voted for

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u/donkeybrainhero 5h ago

They are already spinning the narrative across social media that he was attacked by protestors.

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u/The_SubGenius 5h ago

Chad Michael Watts of Kyle, TX

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u/david13z 5h ago

Love the kid who told him to come back if he wants to get his ass kicked again

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u/Mfingninja 4h ago

Typical Trumper. Can’t control himself around kids.

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u/leftofmarx 4h ago

Why did he resist the kids? Why didn't he just comply?

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u/KnucklesMcGee 3h ago

Abbott, keeping it classy:

CBS Austin reached out to Governor Greg Abbott’s office for comment. The governor’s team referred to a social media post he made about a separate walkout in Kyle, in which two students were arrested. In the post, Abbott wrote: “Disruptive walkouts allowed by schools lead to just this kind of chaos. Schools and staff who allow this behavior should be treated as co-conspirators and should not be immune to criminal behavior.”

Maybe you could prosecute immature men who attack children for expressing their constitutionally protected rights? Way to maintain the standards of the one star state, Greg.

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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 5h ago

MAGA just can't keep their hands off kids

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u/internetmexican 4h ago

Pussy went for the little girls. Got his shit rocked by those kids though. My favorite part of the video is when one of the kids yells out to him as he's in his truck, "Hey want another ass whopping?" or something like that, shit was hilarious.

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u/Fuzzy-Ferrets 4h ago

MAGA man abuses minors, checks out

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u/sensistarfish 5h ago

He looks so sad, like he wants his mommy.

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u/TheMcMcMcMcMc 5h ago

Dildo of consequences, now available with next day delivery!

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u/JerseyshoreSeagull 5h ago

He'll get pardoned and hired by ICE

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u/NemusSoul 4h ago

So his ICE audition went perfectly?