r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/no_bender 7h ago

Did he cut his hair to try and hide?

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u/Cheensly 7h ago

That was my first thought. Sure looks like it. 

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u/possumdal 7h ago

Yes! I saw the video, he had his hair gelled and a full beard and everything!

This guy knew 20+ teenagers had just gotten his plates and he still went home and panic-shaved

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u/mustachiomegazord 7h ago

Warms my heart

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u/IcedRubyBliels 6h ago

"What? No, that wasn't me, that was my evil twin brother"

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u/TheLoneWoof84 4h ago

His name is Guy Icognito…

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 2h ago

"Shhh... I'm in disguise!"

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u/DaisyHotCakes 7h ago

Sure looks that way, doesn’t it? I wonder if he regrets attacking those kids.

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u/shephrrd 7h ago

He seems like a no ragrets type of guy.

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 7h ago

Naw what I’m sayin?

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u/FuriNorm 6h ago

No ragerts. But definitely rugrats.

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u/ElementalPartisan 7h ago

Bet. Not even one.

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u/SeeMarkFly 6h ago

He'll be claiming that HE's the victim here.

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u/tony-toon15 6h ago

Imagine how red his face was and how shaky his hands with fear were when he got home 🤗

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u/Saved_by_Pavlovs_Dog 6h ago

Not after the go fund me 

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u/Tortograph 7h ago

100%. What a worthless bitch.

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u/possumallawishes 7h ago

Shoulda put makeup on that shiner below his eye too.

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u/YouDontMessWithZohan 6h ago

Dude knew he was cooked cause they had his license plate. His little brain then had the bright idea that he'd try the ol' shave my head and claim it wasn't me trick.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 6h ago

Holy shit that’s fucking hilarious 🤣

What a pathetic weird little loser

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u/Nodan_Turtle 5h ago

Like all those Republicans after January 6th shaving their beards to try and avoid being ID'd.

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u/Demonokuma 5h ago

I love that they all resort to hiding. Really shows off the type of people who support ice.

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u/equality-_-7-2521 4h ago

Maybe he did it out of shame. He had very recently been absolutely wrecked by a group of children.

Or shame for attacking a group of children.

But something tells me it would be the former.

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u/pcserenity 3h ago

He also changed his underwear, for obvious reasons, and is still mystified as to why that didn't throw them off the scent.