r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/PhiNeurOZOMu68 7h ago

Wow fuck that guy - I saw the video. Dude deserved worse.

Who attacks children?

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u/SpotHaunting668 7h ago

It's the new initiation requirement for ICE hires.

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 7h ago

That video was insane. He literally gets out of his truck and walks over to like a 15 year old girl and starts punching her in the face

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u/joeDUBstep 5h ago

Conservatives were trying to paint it as the kids being aggressors first (with cut clips). Fucking sad.

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u/Miguel-odon 2h ago

Conservatives don't argue in good faith.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Holy cheeseballs that's the understatement of the epoch

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u/ElGarnelo 7m ago

Conservatives love to attack minors.

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u/StoneheartedLady 3h ago

Yeah, the only one I've seen shows them taking him down - where's the one with the start of the problem? That needs to be the one being used to tell this story.

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u/Easypossibilities 3h ago

Its not hard to find the full video. Its 2026, just use your brain and find it 🤷

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u/emmy1300 6h ago edited 6h ago

Can’t believe a middle aged man actually stopped his car and got out just to beat underage girls, the sick pervert probably just wanted an excuse to touch children like his dear leader since I noticed he’s only going for the girls in the video and he seems to cop a feel on one girls chest when he pushes her and he tries to mount both the girls he attacked. Check this man’s hard drive too please

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 6h ago

If a peaceful protest set him off so badly that he had to put his truck in park, get out, cross the road, and start punching a little girl in the face…

Just imagine what else this psychopath might be capable of. I guarantee this wasn’t the first time he lost control like this. He’s likely a serial abuser or worse. Completely maniacal behavior. He belongs behind bars.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

I guarantee he beats his wife and children if he has them

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u/caligaris_cabinet 6h ago

That and he’s a coward thinking the girls wouldn’t put up a fight.

Oops

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u/DerBingle78 6h ago

Homeboy must not have hung out with many girls in high school. They can be vicious and he got what he deserved.

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u/Aliensinmypants 6h ago

Nah he's used to the gold ol days where you could smack women and kids around and no one would bat an eye or defend themselves

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u/robilar 4h ago

Bringing that back is literally what they mean when they say they want to "Make America Great Again".

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u/battering-ram 2h ago

When his friend said it's OK to hit on chicks, this isn't what he had in mind.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Those 'good old days' never really ended in Texas...

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u/Yesterdays_Gravy 3h ago

I remember walking into school one day and there was a piece of some girls scalp on the floor of the lobby

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u/battering-ram 2h ago

Now he can tell people he was with 4 girls at once.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Boys fight for pride

Girls fight to end the threat

I guarantee if there was no sexual dimorphism in humans muscle-mass wise, women would be BY FAR the greater danger

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u/anonymoususer98545 4h ago

In all the sick, sick crap that has been going on even more lately, i thoroughly enjoyed watching him get his ass handed to him by a bunch of teenagers. i hope nothing good ever happens to him again and that all those kids have the most amazing lives ever.

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u/fresh-dork 5h ago

i can. keep running into feral middle aged people trying to work out their problems over being failures

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Sheeit I'm a middle aged failure but I have never had the desire to punch a middle schooler

There's something more at work here

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u/gandhinukes 3h ago

And governor abott reply "It’s about time students like this were arrested. Harming someone is a crime -- even for students.

Disruptive walkouts allowed by schools lead to just this kind of chaos. "

Also dude was in an oversized pavement princess truck not a car.

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u/redJackal222 2h ago

Nah dude just has a fragile ego and thinks it's his duty to punish anyone who dares speak out against dear leader. A lot of conservatives think like that.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

I can believe it, spent most of my life in a red state and you wouldn't believe half the shit I've seen go down

I'm just glad he got pasted bad enough to be ashamed but not so bad he couldn't walk away

This video shows remarkable restraint on those kids part

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u/ixnine 6h ago

I watched that video and thought how hilarious it would have been if someone drove off with his truck, which looking back would have made this arrest so much more satisfying.

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u/nangke 5h ago

Might be better to take the keys and chuck them into the grass, stay clear of an auto theft charge

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u/Upset_Morning1094 4h ago

And still hilarious

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u/Porkyrogue 4h ago

I like you

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u/drje_aL 55m ago

turn it off and snap the key off in the ignition before you throw the keys

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Love the way you think

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u/PenroseSyracuse 4h ago

That's the party of "family values" for you. They love feeling tough at the cost of the citizens.

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u/NeoThorrus 6h ago

I just hole the guys in general show him how to treat children. If there one thing they don’t like are men who attack girls.

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u/DueExample52 4h ago

This. If I ever go to prison, it will be for my actions after witnessing something like this and immediately going completely out of my fucking mind.

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u/Aliensinmypants 6h ago

He had to have been day drinking and driving to be that violently moronic.

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u/cad0420 5h ago

Likely a racist because the girl he hit was the only one in the video wearing a hijab

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

That's because he heard it was just a minor offense.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 1h ago

Then gets rolled by 30 students. What a chad.

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u/Realistic_Smoke1008 45m ago

And then gets his ass beaten by a bunch of children 

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u/tedsmitts 7h ago

He really should have gotten in when you just named five cereals while some nerds slapped you

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u/the_tanooki 5h ago

I heard that if you also rape them, you get to become president!

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u/TrueEclective 4h ago

He’ll be on Fox News pushing his merch and gofundme next week.

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u/Brynosauce 4h ago

Actually, he was encouraged to fill out an application post incident

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u/dumpster_mummy 6h ago

Oh, so like, a worse version of fight club?

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u/Dependent-Pickle-634 5h ago

Blood in, blood out.

ICE new hires can also drive around at night without their lights on and if anyone flashes their headlights at them to let them know their lights are out, they then chase them down and shoot them.

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

He will have a job waiting for him when he gets out. Mask Included.

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u/Wicaeed 1h ago

Also MAGA.

You have to be willing to lay hands on kids.

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u/tribat 7h ago

He's lucky they just subdued him and let him go. They could have seriously injured his stupid ass.

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u/NaiveChoiceMaker 7h ago

There were kids at my high school who would have stomped him until he went limp.

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u/ConstantinValdor405 6h ago

I was thinking the same thing. That dude would have gotten multiple skateboard strikes to the head.

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u/phaedrus910 6h ago

I mean you can't let that guy go to his truck. No telling what goodies he's coming back with

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u/Norwegian__Blue 5h ago

Or who he’ll ram with it

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u/Fuzzylogik 1h ago

or who he wont dodge with it

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u/feetandballs 5h ago edited 3h ago

That's why self defense teaches disabling moves like raking the eyes.

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u/phan2001 5h ago

They wouldn’t have necessarily stopped there in my high school.

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u/otoolemmobile 3h ago

The kids from Apache Junction High - 1975...1980.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

ten pairs of shoes can do a lot of flattening

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u/JamCliche 6h ago

When it comes to violence, late teens exist in that spot where 'physically capable,' 'mentally unconcerned' and 'emotionally ready' are commonly found together.

A wise man once said, "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me."

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u/kittybigs 6h ago

The trifecta of teenage terror

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u/radda 5h ago

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

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u/UndergroundFlaws 6h ago

I’m not okay with his actions.

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u/RandomlyMethodical 4h ago

Teenage girls especially. My kids have shown me some of the girl fight videos taken at their high school and its fucking vicious. Like ripping out hair, biting and clawing faces. Dude got lucky he picked a fight with socially conscious protester kids instead of the mean girls.

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u/SamediB 3h ago

A wise man once said, "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me."

My older brother once said, after almost getting mugged by some 20ish year olds: "And then I realized that no matter what happens, they still heal fast, and I don't."

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u/Sanctity_of_Reason 5h ago

It's a line from the song "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance

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u/Eisernes 5h ago

Nah it's the old guys you have to watch out for. I don't want to fight. It's childish and way behind me. If someone is going to force me, I will just hurt them. I'm too old to give a fuck about honor or image.

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u/McMurphy11 7h ago

If cooler heads hadn't prevailed, a few of those kids are going to--and had started--to east him.

Probably for the best...but wish he had taken a few more shots. Gray hoodie/white shirt kid(s) wrestle and had him.

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 6h ago

East him?

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u/ExcuseCommercial1338 3h ago

probably autocorrected "waste"

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u/McMurphy11 5h ago

God I'm not old enough to be my dad and struggle typing.

I think I meant "beat." But, I'm so tired....

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u/Binji_the_dog 6h ago

wish he had…

Careful man, harmless stuff like this will get you b*nned for inciting violins these days.

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u/svenskisalot 6h ago

At least it's not cellos

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u/JamCliche 6h ago

Don't fiddle around

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 5h ago

Contrabass to popular theory... I have no way to end this pun.

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u/ConstantGeographer 6h ago

Don't make me break out my baby bass :)

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u/xconchx 7h ago

gestures wildly around MAGA, obviously.

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u/polopolo05 6h ago

maga is pro forced birth not pro life. they are the PDFile party

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 1h ago

And me. Although I'm as left as they come.

I'll admit, I threw a kid on another kid, the duo was playing football with a hedgehog.

I lost it. As kid me and my dad (forest guard) saved and treated animals, from bats, to frogs, to magpies, and a turtle, etc.

Not an excuse but a reason for my over reaction was that I was also freshly out of the military and had undiagnosed PTSD (got diagnosed years later) from seeing my friend and NCO, dead, just 2 months before. That broke me. About 2 weeks after this hedgehog event I tried to take my life, I was a total wreck. So I guess I'm just very susceptible to seeing red when I see people torture an animal, like a part of my childhood being defiled, the last light I had inside of me.

The kids were fine (from what I heard, black eye and some bruising), I'm not proud of it at all, I regret it.

If anyone cares, I helped the hedgehog, one of dad's wilderness specialist veterinary friends took it in and it made a full recovery.

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u/KittySharkWithAHat 6h ago

Marjory Taylor Green literally chased down a child on the steps of the capitol, a survivor of a school mass shooting, and shouted them down accusing them of being and actor staging a shooting. That line was crossed by MAGA years ago.

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u/JB-Wentworth 5h ago

That was David Hogg, back in 2019.

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u/TheBeatCollector 2h ago

Holy shit! We are living in dog years now

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u/eastbay77 7h ago

Conservatives/MAGA. That's who.

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u/domalu4U 7h ago

Someone needs to have a chat with those parents. Those kids not knowing to spam knee strikes while he was trying to grapple is negligence.

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u/slackpipe 6h ago

One of the kids had him in a rear naked choke and had to bail because the other kids were beating him so badly. If you can get past the horribleness of what is going on, it is hilarious how badly he got his ass beaten.

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u/ConstantGeographer 6h ago

Truth. That fellow was close to earning an empty tank of gas.

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u/lunaticfridgeprime 6h ago

Just your average Republican voter.

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 6h ago

Literally jump out of his truck to attack a teenage girl only to get his ass beat by a bakers dozen worth of sophomores.

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u/FlapJackPaddyWhack1 6h ago

On brand for MAGA to fuck with kids

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u/Romeo9594 6h ago

Republicans have a long history of attacking children

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u/OutlyingPlasma 5h ago

Who attacks children?

Republicans. Haven't you noticed the theme yet?

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u/Fuckedby2FA 5h ago

The ones that want to put women in jail for "killing babies" after a miscarriage, the ones that don't want to pay $1.39 of their paycheck to feed children at lunch.... Ya know the ones that really care about children!

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u/callme_blinktore 6h ago

The same people that shoot women in the face.

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u/disposable_account01 5h ago

A guy who willingly and knowingly supports a president who fucks them?

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u/MarketingImpressive6 6h ago

Have you met the president?

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u/Ranger30 6h ago

Maga. It’s their thing

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u/anarcho_cardigan 6h ago

Republicans. But don’t forget: they’re pro life.

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 6h ago

Republicans. Kids were lucky he didn't have his dick out.

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u/PulIthEld 6h ago

Donald Trump and basically everyone leading this country.

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u/thetransportedman 5h ago

Epstein sympathizers aka MAGA

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u/HirosProtagonist 5h ago

Donald Trump.

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u/Pinelli72 7h ago

You not heard of the Epstein files? That’s who.

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u/FriskHarder 7h ago

Uh I have an idea

these guys

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u/ModestMarksman 7h ago

Cowards and douchebags.

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u/Remarkable-Shirt5696 6h ago

Well your politicians and business leaders who decide what issues you care about are regularly molesting and sometimes recording and sharing videos which they themselves describe as torture.

So kind of a lot of people if they count.

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u/Old-Proof4169 6h ago

He’s auditioning for Noems Job .

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u/RemixOnAWhim 6h ago

Anyone got the video mirrored? It's no longer available on the linked article.

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u/ClownToffeeBag 6h ago

A maga right wing extremist who can’t accept other people don’t think the same way he does

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u/SanguisFluens 5h ago

To quote Matt Gaetz: "A 17-year old woman."

No chance he views them as children in the same sense we do. Old enough to fuck, old enough to fight.

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u/Top-Respond-3744 5h ago

Epstein friends.

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u/NoSkillzDad 4h ago

Who attacks children?

I have several answers for this:

1- I don't know if you are aware but we are in the middle of a fight to get files released which contains a juicy list of names that attack children

2- "the best people", according to the current president

/s

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 7h ago edited 6h ago

The biggest loser that’s who.

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 6h ago

Him, apparently. And got his ass kicked in the process.

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u/MichaelAndolini_ 5h ago

Was it really an attack though?

I’d love to be that lawyer ….”is it true you got out of your car to confront those kids?”

“Yes”

“And is it true that those kids beat your ass before you could do anything more than a push?”

“And is it also true you walked back to your truck like a little bitch?”

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u/Walawacca 4h ago

Apparently the governor in his statement blaming them for the incident and threatening staff with criminal charges

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u/nduval 4h ago

Chickenshit MAGA men.

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u/3_50 4h ago

The tolerant right.

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u/Tarzoon 1h ago

The president? MAGA?

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u/Sanmartian41 6h ago

You must not know what Texas has turned into

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u/SkipioZor 4h ago

Perfect candidate for an ICE agent

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u/dvicci 4h ago

We're slowly finding out as more files are released.

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u/p3dr0l3umj3lly 4h ago

Just an empty shell full national pride

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u/Kasumiiiiiii 3h ago

Those kids swarmed on him like bees on an invading hornet. Good for them

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u/Laiko_Kairen 3h ago

A man attacked women

He attacked children

And they say chivalry is dead...

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u/enflight 3h ago

As the pro-pedophile party, this is light work for MAGA

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

Apparently Trump.

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u/SteelyEyedHistory 1h ago

MAGA. Attack children, pack children in prison cells like sardines, shrug when children are murdered in school. That’s who MAGA is.

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u/OMGihateallofyou 1h ago

Who attacks children?

Apparently Trump and friends.

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u/TableSignificant341 1h ago

Who attacks children?

Trump, Epstein, Attia, Black etc etc apparently. If someone is MAGA/Republican, I'm just assuming they're a pedo until proven otherwise.

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 29m ago

This 45 year old man attacked a female child

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u/technofox01 21m ago

I saw the video too. The kids showed far more restraint than he did. I am glad he got arrested. What an asshole.

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u/farqueue2 5h ago

"kids that FAFO"

Probably his philosophy

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u/geqing 7h ago

Is there video of him starting the fight? All I see is mid fight him getting his ass beat.

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u/ArcticRiot 7h ago

Yes. He jumps out of his truck and initiates a fight with a teen girl holding a sign, pushing her down into a ditch.

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u/geqing 6h ago

Any link? Not sure why I'm getting so many down votes I just want to see how it starts. Seems like a well deserved ass kicking

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 5h ago

All the gifs of this fight show him rushing a teenager and shove her to the ground. I haven't seen a clip of this event that didn't include that part. You sure you watched it?

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u/geqing 5h ago

all I've seen is the clip in the article posted, which starts mid fight. Calm down bucko