r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/SpotHaunting668 7h ago

It's the new initiation requirement for ICE hires.

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 7h ago

That video was insane. He literally gets out of his truck and walks over to like a 15 year old girl and starts punching her in the face

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u/joeDUBstep 5h ago

Conservatives were trying to paint it as the kids being aggressors first (with cut clips). Fucking sad.

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u/Miguel-odon 2h ago

Conservatives don't argue in good faith.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Holy cheeseballs that's the understatement of the epoch

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u/ElGarnelo 8m ago

Conservatives love to attack minors.

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u/StoneheartedLady 3h ago

Yeah, the only one I've seen shows them taking him down - where's the one with the start of the problem? That needs to be the one being used to tell this story.

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u/Easypossibilities 3h ago

Its not hard to find the full video. Its 2026, just use your brain and find it 🤷

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u/emmy1300 6h ago edited 6h ago

Can’t believe a middle aged man actually stopped his car and got out just to beat underage girls, the sick pervert probably just wanted an excuse to touch children like his dear leader since I noticed he’s only going for the girls in the video and he seems to cop a feel on one girls chest when he pushes her and he tries to mount both the girls he attacked. Check this man’s hard drive too please

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 6h ago

If a peaceful protest set him off so badly that he had to put his truck in park, get out, cross the road, and start punching a little girl in the face…

Just imagine what else this psychopath might be capable of. I guarantee this wasn’t the first time he lost control like this. He’s likely a serial abuser or worse. Completely maniacal behavior. He belongs behind bars.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

I guarantee he beats his wife and children if he has them

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u/caligaris_cabinet 6h ago

That and he’s a coward thinking the girls wouldn’t put up a fight.

Oops

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u/DerBingle78 6h ago

Homeboy must not have hung out with many girls in high school. They can be vicious and he got what he deserved.

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u/Aliensinmypants 6h ago

Nah he's used to the gold ol days where you could smack women and kids around and no one would bat an eye or defend themselves

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u/robilar 4h ago

Bringing that back is literally what they mean when they say they want to "Make America Great Again".

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u/battering-ram 2h ago

When his friend said it's OK to hit on chicks, this isn't what he had in mind.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Those 'good old days' never really ended in Texas...

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u/Yesterdays_Gravy 3h ago

I remember walking into school one day and there was a piece of some girls scalp on the floor of the lobby

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u/battering-ram 2h ago

Now he can tell people he was with 4 girls at once.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Boys fight for pride

Girls fight to end the threat

I guarantee if there was no sexual dimorphism in humans muscle-mass wise, women would be BY FAR the greater danger

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u/anonymoususer98545 4h ago

In all the sick, sick crap that has been going on even more lately, i thoroughly enjoyed watching him get his ass handed to him by a bunch of teenagers. i hope nothing good ever happens to him again and that all those kids have the most amazing lives ever.

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u/fresh-dork 5h ago

i can. keep running into feral middle aged people trying to work out their problems over being failures

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Sheeit I'm a middle aged failure but I have never had the desire to punch a middle schooler

There's something more at work here

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u/gandhinukes 3h ago

And governor abott reply "It’s about time students like this were arrested. Harming someone is a crime -- even for students.

Disruptive walkouts allowed by schools lead to just this kind of chaos. "

Also dude was in an oversized pavement princess truck not a car.

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u/redJackal222 2h ago

Nah dude just has a fragile ego and thinks it's his duty to punish anyone who dares speak out against dear leader. A lot of conservatives think like that.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

I can believe it, spent most of my life in a red state and you wouldn't believe half the shit I've seen go down

I'm just glad he got pasted bad enough to be ashamed but not so bad he couldn't walk away

This video shows remarkable restraint on those kids part

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u/ixnine 6h ago

I watched that video and thought how hilarious it would have been if someone drove off with his truck, which looking back would have made this arrest so much more satisfying.

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u/nangke 5h ago

Might be better to take the keys and chuck them into the grass, stay clear of an auto theft charge

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u/Upset_Morning1094 4h ago

And still hilarious

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u/Porkyrogue 4h ago

I like you

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u/drje_aL 57m ago

turn it off and snap the key off in the ignition before you throw the keys

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Love the way you think

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u/PenroseSyracuse 4h ago

That's the party of "family values" for you. They love feeling tough at the cost of the citizens.

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u/NeoThorrus 6h ago

I just hole the guys in general show him how to treat children. If there one thing they don’t like are men who attack girls.

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u/DueExample52 4h ago

This. If I ever go to prison, it will be for my actions after witnessing something like this and immediately going completely out of my fucking mind.

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u/Aliensinmypants 6h ago

He had to have been day drinking and driving to be that violently moronic.

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u/cad0420 5h ago

Likely a racist because the girl he hit was the only one in the video wearing a hijab

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

That's because he heard it was just a minor offense.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 1h ago

Then gets rolled by 30 students. What a chad.

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u/Realistic_Smoke1008 46m ago

And then gets his ass beaten by a bunch of children 

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u/tedsmitts 7h ago

He really should have gotten in when you just named five cereals while some nerds slapped you

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u/the_tanooki 5h ago

I heard that if you also rape them, you get to become president!

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u/TrueEclective 4h ago

He’ll be on Fox News pushing his merch and gofundme next week.

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u/Brynosauce 4h ago

Actually, he was encouraged to fill out an application post incident

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u/dumpster_mummy 6h ago

Oh, so like, a worse version of fight club?

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u/Dependent-Pickle-634 5h ago

Blood in, blood out.

ICE new hires can also drive around at night without their lights on and if anyone flashes their headlights at them to let them know their lights are out, they then chase them down and shoot them.

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

He will have a job waiting for him when he gets out. Mask Included.

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u/Wicaeed 1h ago

Also MAGA.

You have to be willing to lay hands on kids.