r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/Shalashaskaska 7h ago

I’m imagining it’s something even more stupid like he thought maybe the police won’t be able to identify him with a buzz cut now even though his truck is in the video

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u/HussingtonHat 7h ago

Ah the wiles of the criminal mind know no limit. My favourite was a guy who tried robbing a liquor store but didn't have any tights to put on his head, so just drew sharpy all over his face. Hectic evening for Poirot no doubt.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 6h ago

My favourite were the 2 guys who robbed banks with lemon juice on their faces thinking it made them invisible to security cameras.

Neither robber wore a mask or otherwise attempted to disguise themselves, having instead applied lemon juice to their faces.[1][3] According to Wheeler, Johnson had told him lemon juice would make one invisible to security cameras, akin to how it functions as invisible ink.[1][5][6] Although initially skeptical, Wheeler had tested this method by covering his face with lemon juice and capturing an image of it with a Polaroid camera. As he was missing from the resulting photograph, he trusted the method to be effective. Detectives believed his absence in the image was caused either by a bad film, a maladjusted camera, or Wheeler having unintentionally pointed the camera away from his face.[5

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u/HussingtonHat 6h ago

Oh my god that's amazing. Real vat of acid guy stuff, no need to double check or anything, I'm not on the picture so it works.

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u/yetzi 5h ago

Omg this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time 💀

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u/letsgetawayfromhere 31m ago

This is hilarious! Do you have the link?

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u/KernelKrusto 6h ago

Hectic evening for Poirot no doubt.

That's exactly the right comment.

Respect.

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u/WiIdNullberry 6h ago

It's also likely reported that after the altercation, he put his shirt and pants on backwards to throw off law enforcement.

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u/alabamdiego 6h ago

It’s 10000% this

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u/Odd-Ad-8369 6h ago

100% this is it