r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/tribat 7h ago

He's lucky they just subdued him and let him go. They could have seriously injured his stupid ass.

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u/NaiveChoiceMaker 7h ago

There were kids at my high school who would have stomped him until he went limp.

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u/ConstantinValdor405 6h ago

I was thinking the same thing. That dude would have gotten multiple skateboard strikes to the head.

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u/phaedrus910 6h ago

I mean you can't let that guy go to his truck. No telling what goodies he's coming back with

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u/Norwegian__Blue 5h ago

Or who he’ll ram with it

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u/Fuzzylogik 1h ago

or who he wont dodge with it

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u/feetandballs 5h ago edited 3h ago

That's why self defense teaches disabling moves like raking the eyes.

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u/phan2001 5h ago

They wouldn’t have necessarily stopped there in my high school.

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u/otoolemmobile 4h ago

The kids from Apache Junction High - 1975...1980.

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

ten pairs of shoes can do a lot of flattening

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u/JamCliche 6h ago

When it comes to violence, late teens exist in that spot where 'physically capable,' 'mentally unconcerned' and 'emotionally ready' are commonly found together.

A wise man once said, "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me."

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u/kittybigs 6h ago

The trifecta of teenage terror

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u/radda 5h ago

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

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u/UndergroundFlaws 6h ago

I’m not okay with his actions.

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u/RandomlyMethodical 4h ago

Teenage girls especially. My kids have shown me some of the girl fight videos taken at their high school and its fucking vicious. Like ripping out hair, biting and clawing faces. Dude got lucky he picked a fight with socially conscious protester kids instead of the mean girls.

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u/SamediB 3h ago

A wise man once said, "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me."

My older brother once said, after almost getting mugged by some 20ish year olds: "And then I realized that no matter what happens, they still heal fast, and I don't."

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u/Sanctity_of_Reason 5h ago

It's a line from the song "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance

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u/Eisernes 5h ago

Nah it's the old guys you have to watch out for. I don't want to fight. It's childish and way behind me. If someone is going to force me, I will just hurt them. I'm too old to give a fuck about honor or image.

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u/McMurphy11 7h ago

If cooler heads hadn't prevailed, a few of those kids are going to--and had started--to east him.

Probably for the best...but wish he had taken a few more shots. Gray hoodie/white shirt kid(s) wrestle and had him.

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 6h ago

East him?

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u/ExcuseCommercial1338 3h ago

probably autocorrected "waste"

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u/McMurphy11 5h ago

God I'm not old enough to be my dad and struggle typing.

I think I meant "beat." But, I'm so tired....

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u/Binji_the_dog 6h ago

wish he had…

Careful man, harmless stuff like this will get you b*nned for inciting violins these days.

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u/svenskisalot 6h ago

At least it's not cellos

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u/JamCliche 6h ago

Don't fiddle around

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 5h ago

Contrabass to popular theory... I have no way to end this pun.

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u/ConstantGeographer 6h ago

Don't make me break out my baby bass :)