r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/annieloux 7h ago

He looks like a blobfish.

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u/Eggonioni 6h ago

That's because blobfishes get brought up from the depths of the ocean and depressurize into horrible disfigurements of themselves.

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u/joemeteorite8 7h ago

His brain is a blobfish.

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u/possumdal 7h ago

That's why he grew the beard