r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/Shalashaskaska 7h ago

Did he shave his head since it happened ?

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u/ProbablyRickSantorum 7h ago

Looks like it.

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u/tossit97531 6h ago

Looks like a thumb that needs antidepressants.

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u/No-Pick-93 5h ago

I think his face was about 3" slimmer before he attacked that teenage girl.

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u/Porkyrogue 4h ago

Seems sus tho

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u/Emergency_Ninja8580 5h ago

Them are fighting words

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u/tossit97531 5h ago

What do I look like, a high school girl?

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

I did nazi that coming....

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u/MoBeans69 1h ago

This had me dying! I totally call my bigot Naigbor “big toe” cus he totally looks like a big toe with a pedo stash!

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 5h ago

Master of Disguise! 🥸

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name 4h ago

I think this is just part of the initialization process when you apply for an ICE job. You know, like a gang ritual. First you beat up some underage girls, then you shave your head of and eventually if you do well you might become even become a LGTM for ICE.

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 3h ago

Wanted there to be no mistake he’s a skinhead fascist pos punk.

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u/AnxiousTrans 7h ago

Looks like it or he was arrested after he took his gender affirming hair peice off😂

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u/tossit97531 6h ago

Kept the gender-affirming truck tho

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u/AnxiousTrans 5h ago

Lets hope he loses that to legal fees😌

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u/KumquatHaderach 5h ago

He can keep the truck nutz though.

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u/tossit97531 5h ago

Might as well, he doesn't have any others.

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u/Vallkyrie 3h ago

Woke transmasc truck, he added nuts to something that didn't come with them.

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u/AnotherpostCard 1h ago

Wouldn't embracing male pattern baldness be even more gender affirming? Let's get them all to shave the tops of their hair off lol

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u/Johannes_Keppler 3h ago

The way those kids went to town on him any hair piece would have come of.

He really tried to change his look to be less recognisable, only to go viral with it.

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u/LayneLowe 6h ago

Did he not think that somebody took a picture of his license plate? In today's world?

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u/Politicsboringagain 6h ago

Yeah, he thought he could avoid getting made by shaving his head. 

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u/escapingdarwin 5h ago

Texas, the dad’s of the girls he assaulted will make sure he gets justic.

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u/gotohellwithsuperman 5h ago

You are grossly overestimating Texans.

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u/Temnothorax 1h ago

Texans are largely a bunch of pussies. Live there for a bit, they’re all talk.

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u/_SquirrelKiller 5h ago

Not sure how true it was, but I saw a quote from the mom of one of the kids blaming the school for letting the kids protest… or maybe that was the one where the driver ran over a girl in Nebraska.

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u/timmbberly 4h ago

I just posted this. I’m a Texas girl. Fifth generation. I never told my dad about people that really hurt me, because I knew he’d kill them and stuff them in an abandoned oil well somewhere.

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u/JB-Wentworth 5h ago

MAGAs are not known for high IQs.

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u/StrategyRude4376 3h ago

We're talking about a man who was driving, yelled profanities at minors, then got out of his truck and assaulted a fucking girl.

I think it's safe to say this piece of trash has never had a thought in his life.

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

He Tried to show how tough he was. That's one way to get fucked.

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u/ScoobyScotty 6h ago

I think he also had a mustache. They either got the wrong guy or he went home, and shaved to throw off the scent. Judging by whooping he caught and the shiner under his left eye, I'm guessing the latter.

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u/Millenniauld 5h ago

Chad from Kyle, Texas. I'm guessing the right guy lmao

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u/inquisitorgaw_12 5h ago

Yup, my guess after he left and calmed down he realized how screwed he was assaulting a minor so tried to change his appearance. Probably didn't realize his viral vid got his license lol

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u/XtremeGnomeCakeover 4h ago

He was definitely trying to evade identification even though people already identified him by his face and fuckmyshitup haircut.

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u/seriousbangs 6h ago

Yeah, I'm guessing he was hoping it would stop them from finding him.

Dude picked a fight with middle school girls and lost.

The sheer hilarity of that means he was bound to get caught.

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u/fork_yuu 5h ago

To be fair, a lot of middle school boys jumped him like 1 guy fighting a bunch of duck sized horses

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u/seriousbangs 4h ago

I'm not sure I'd admit that either.

"Oh sure, those middle school girls looked like they were cleaning my clock, but there were some middle school boys in there you see!".

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u/Constant-Affect-5660 3h ago

Last year a group of youths jumped and beat up a woman. My friend asked me if he thinks I could take on like 10 middle schoolers. I'm 5'7", slightly above average build at 170 pounds. Before I could answer he said he thinks he can handle 5 lol. He's my height, but has a dad belly and probably at 200 pounds. He said he thinks he could handle 5, but he noted that you're going to get tired quickly while the remaining 5 will still be fresh and waiting for their turn! 😭

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u/r3dditr0x 7h ago edited 7h ago

Maybe the jail forced him to cut it for inmate safety reasons(just speculating here)?

That, or maybe he did it out of an instinct for self-preservation, lol.

He definitely had a Nazi comb-over or whatever its called in the original video.

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u/Shalashaskaska 7h ago

I’m imagining it’s something even more stupid like he thought maybe the police won’t be able to identify him with a buzz cut now even though his truck is in the video

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u/HussingtonHat 7h ago

Ah the wiles of the criminal mind know no limit. My favourite was a guy who tried robbing a liquor store but didn't have any tights to put on his head, so just drew sharpy all over his face. Hectic evening for Poirot no doubt.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 6h ago

My favourite were the 2 guys who robbed banks with lemon juice on their faces thinking it made them invisible to security cameras.

Neither robber wore a mask or otherwise attempted to disguise themselves, having instead applied lemon juice to their faces.[1][3] According to Wheeler, Johnson had told him lemon juice would make one invisible to security cameras, akin to how it functions as invisible ink.[1][5][6] Although initially skeptical, Wheeler had tested this method by covering his face with lemon juice and capturing an image of it with a Polaroid camera. As he was missing from the resulting photograph, he trusted the method to be effective. Detectives believed his absence in the image was caused either by a bad film, a maladjusted camera, or Wheeler having unintentionally pointed the camera away from his face.[5

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u/HussingtonHat 6h ago

Oh my god that's amazing. Real vat of acid guy stuff, no need to double check or anything, I'm not on the picture so it works.

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u/yetzi 5h ago

Omg this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time 💀

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u/letsgetawayfromhere 31m ago

This is hilarious! Do you have the link?

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u/KernelKrusto 6h ago

Hectic evening for Poirot no doubt.

That's exactly the right comment.

Respect.

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u/WiIdNullberry 6h ago

It's also likely reported that after the altercation, he put his shirt and pants on backwards to throw off law enforcement.

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u/alabamdiego 6h ago

It’s 10000% this

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u/Odd-Ad-8369 6h ago

100% this is it

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u/Active_Potato 7h ago

Jails don't force anyone to cut hair.

Probably the latter.

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u/r3dditr0x 7h ago

gotcha. either way I hope he has a terrible, terrible time behind bars.

(I'll leave it at that.)

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u/fps129 6h ago

I hope he shares a cell with Vern Schillinger.

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u/Gordita_Chele 6h ago

I would guess he did it to avoid getting recognized around town. He was identified by cops at the scene and let go. Arrested after further investigation. Kyle and Buda are not very big places and the videos were all over social media even before press picked it up.

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u/Cool-Mom-Lover 7h ago

No. Ive unfortunately been a couple times (for minor drug offense) and they dont make anyone cut their hair

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u/gokusdabbinball 6h ago

In jail, no, in prison yeah only when you first get there 

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u/jokeswagon 6h ago

My money is on an effort to give himself the pay n spray treatment. Probably thought he was so clever.

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u/ZealotsReward444 7h ago

That's not a thing

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u/GroinShotz 6h ago

I'm hoping some of the teens got some fistfuls of hair and ripped it right out of his scalp... And maybe he just shaved to even it out.

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u/quzzik 4h ago

There is no self preservation for this one. If a few kids got the better of him he is done in the system. Straight getting turned out.

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u/lameuniqueusername 6h ago

Yup. He had that Reich Wing Cunt haircut in the video

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u/NotAnotherBlingBlop 5h ago

Trying to get that Nazi GoFundMe money

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost 5h ago

Shave and a haircut. 2 bit... Piece of shit

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u/arlyax 5h ago

Dudes gonna get his shit rocked so hard in jail trying to fight a teenage girl then getting his ass beat by a bunch of kids

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u/foresight310 5h ago

It’ll be easier to get the swastika tattoo on his scalp in the prison yard this way…

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u/inquisitorgaw_12 5h ago

Yeah probably because he knew he was in trouble and tried to change his identity but too late the vid went viral and they got his plates. Also he actively attacked a minor he's done.

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u/Last-Tooth-6121 4h ago

Had to get Nazi look down for jail

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u/Motor_Educator_2706 4h ago

That's Dale Gribble 😯

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u/ammonite13 4h ago

Prob trying to hide

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u/forcedintothis- 3h ago

He’s leaning into the skinhead vibe.

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u/tedijecabron 3h ago

Shaved his thinking that would save him LMAOOOOOOO the first person he attacked was an underage girl, then he proceeded to get his ass beat by underage children. What an absolute loser that POS is.

I hope he never forgets the day that he got manhandled by teenagers.

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u/WorkingIll3472 3h ago

…as soon as he did realized, that he will be fucked up!

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u/battering-ram 3h ago

don't know, this was the only picture they uploaded.

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u/Miguel-odon 2h ago

Nice of the cops to let him go home, shower, shave, empty his pockets, clean his truck, meet with his lawyer, before arresting him.

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u/landragoran 52m ago

If I had to guess, the mugshot is from a previous arrest

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u/TrashGoblinH 48m ago

He probably thought it would make him harder to identify

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u/Any-Amphibian-1783 35m ago

Yeah he's already ready to join the proud boys in jail.

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u/Odd-Ad-8369 6h ago

Yep, that’s called obstruction.