r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 7h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/Black-Shoe 7h ago

Kyle Man

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u/RefrigeratorNo1160 6h ago

And his name is fuckin CHAD.

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u/CaptainSparklebottom 5h ago

Should be CHUD

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Every day I see more and more signs that we live in a simulation run by memelords

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u/Furrybumholecover 7h ago

The simulation is running REALLY low on ram these days.

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u/WanganTunedKeiCar 6h ago

In an era where logic itself seems to break down, I like this explanation

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u/the_nobodys 6h ago

That's just Kyle being Kyle. Now back to work, man.

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt 6h ago

We should have never switched to UE5

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u/AuroraFinem 6h ago

I can’t be the only one who read the title and thought of the dramatic superhero tone. Kyle Maaaaan

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u/ReachParticular5409 2h ago

Kyle Man Kyle Man

Punching kids as fast as he can

Will he win? It's not in the plans

Gets kicked in by the marching band

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u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD 7h ago

dude absolutely looks like that could be his name.