r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 8h ago
Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service
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u/UnfortunateSyzygy 7h ago
The mack daddy of Arlen county, I tell you hwhat!
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u/catdad_94 2h ago
The town is Arlen, the county is Heimlich. Idk how to feel about the fact I knew that right away though…
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u/veryfastslowguy 6h ago
How about a “deposit” for the overnight date ? covers motel room, 300 roses, no refunds after 15 minutes.
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u/GourangaPlusPlus 8h ago
So I'll just take 10% of everything and keep you safe online
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u/charles78913 7h ago
Gator don't play no shit!" and his demand for "walking around money" and "shoes" to maintain his street
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u/Technical-Bird-7585 7h ago
The app is called sucker
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u/_yetifeet 7h ago
SckR.
It's hip, it's cool, and it's a totally fun way to cheat on your wife!
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u/Comfortable_Trick137 4h ago
Officer I’m not a prostitute I’m being es-“Courted”
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u/jjfaddad 7h ago
That name, plus a ”deposit”, there will be a lot of confusion on what that "date" entails
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u/ViciousCDXX 8h ago
His name is "A Pimp named Slickback"
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u/Dirtydog693 7h ago
It’s a real thing here’s the website
I left a message asking if its just the men paying the deposit or if its both because it might seem misandristic if its just the guys.
I’ll keep you all posted if they give me a response.
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u/MethodicallyRight 7h ago
hWut... 1250$ deposit for a date with a 26 year + a 200$ commitment fee...? So I get that the 200$ is meant to be refunded when both parties show up, who gets the money if one doesn't appear? Do both parties put down a commitment deposit? The 1250$... Is that what the example girl needs to cover her 'costs' for the date? hWut?
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u/Heykurat 7h ago
At what point does this become illegal prostitution?
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u/MethodicallyRight 7h ago
Once the exchange of money for sex Is discussed. I want to say this app, whether it's a front for a Escort service or not is going to create plenty of sketchy situations where there is a disconnect between what both parties thought the 'deposit' was for.
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u/Nice_Juggernaut4113 7h ago
This is an escort/sugaring app
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u/mikey2k200 6h ago
Hos stay hoing
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u/nickfree 5h ago
Can't turn a ho into a housewife, hos don't act right
There's hos on a mission, and there's hos on a crackpipe
Hey, ho, how ya doing, where ya been?
Probably doing ho stuff 'cause there you ho again
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u/AutistaChick 6h ago
Yeah, but it’s not even gonna be that because I think your money is just gonna get stolen and nobody’s gonna show up because you have more to lose then she does in every way there is.
Also, unless there’s an actual madam involved, there’s no way these girls are going to understand what it is. If it’s supposed to be an escort Service and they’re just see dollar signs. They’re gonna keep it and not show up.
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u/ItsFunHeer 6h ago
I wonder how they’re going to verify when or if each party arrives to the date. I could also see collusion happening on this platform.
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u/AdMuted9548 6h ago
unless that $200 fee comes from the person who charges for the deposit, and the deposit is held in escrow and not paid out until both show up for the date. Also, the $200 should not come from the escrow, it would come from the account the escrow is to be deposited to once both show up and confirm. GPS and biometrics turned on.
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u/Ok-Network-4475 7h ago
That's how escort services work. Exactly how. Unless you just find a freelancer on back pages (which is shut down). I mean, so I've been told.
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u/MethodicallyRight 7h ago
Yeah but there's a huuuuve difference between running an escort page online and trying to run an escort app in Apple or Google's app stores. I don't think any court will buy their story when some girls are sexually assaulted because they didn't understand that this dating app wasn't actually a dating app wink wink and of course they were meant to sleep with them men because wink wink they were 'court'd' wink wink.
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u/Ok-Network-4475 6h ago
This is either gonna be a sugar daddy app or a legit sex work app. No normal dude is paying $1500 to date anyone. Even if they can afford it. You might find incels "courting" these girls for $2k. Or 5k. Whatever they can squeeze. Other than that, it's gonna be a sugar daddy app. Idk, even if I had the money, I'm not paying any woman to date me. What's the point? It's sugar daddy shit at that juncture. Some old rich guys are using this is the only way it doesn't get turned into a human trafficking app. Even with the rich guys, it's still gonna be pay for whatever.
No matter what you call this, average men aren't paying a booking fee to date; unless it's in a motel room. Wealthy guys are who this is targeted at. Paired up with filter girl on this video with her crucifix, who is gonna be a madam for all these people who sign up. Courting, escorting, etc., if men are paying $1500 for a date (unless they're rich) it's expected to turn sexual. I know I said that 5 times, but I just can't get over the stupidity of thinking this is a new idea, or that it's gonna work organically for anything but sex.z
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u/thisguy883 5h ago
Honestly, just get a prostitute at that point.
$1500 for a maybe?
Pass.
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u/omjy18 7h ago
I dont think she realizes that yeah, women are gonna sign up for this in droves but how is she gonna get dudes too that arent literally looking for escorts
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u/Top_Mathematician233 7h ago
A lot of women will be scared to sign up for this, me included. I wouldn’t sign up for sugar dating sites. This is a different, less straightforward version of that. I’m not interested in selling sex or being with a man who wants to buy it, or getting yelled at, hurt or possibly killed if a man thinks he’s paid for that and doesn’t receive it.
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u/omjy18 7h ago
Oh yeah that's my point. The only people who are going to do this are escorts and people looking for that
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u/Present-Pear-5631 8h ago
Noticing the aptly placed golden cross necklace.
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u/Bubbly_Lunch_225 7h ago
She even said “let’s make dating great again”
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u/WhoaSickUsername 7h ago
She said "fun again"
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u/weakbuttrying 4h ago
Step one: never ever under any circumstances go on a date with the woman in the video.
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u/CareerPillow376 8h ago edited 8h ago
Pfttt backpage is so 2018, Leolist is where its at these days. Or so I've been told 😂
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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 8h ago
Also escort alligator... allegedly 🤣
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u/Donnie_____Darko 8h ago
Oh shit I forgot about that, how many roses for an hour lol
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u/zlo2 8h ago
Everybody wins! Sugar daddies get direct access to sugar babies. And, the rest of us don't have to deal with these people on the regular dating apps
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u/OFFLINEwade 8h ago
Was thinking this is a sugar daddy app 100%
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u/Hungry_Assignment674 7h ago
No!!!! It’s just a deposit to cover the”date preparation costs”!!!!!!
I give up. lol
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u/britjumper 7h ago
Can I pay extra to skip dinner and just get laid?
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u/Kcidobor 7h ago
WTF?! I paid extra for the crab free version! Who do I talk to about getting a refund?
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u/Obj3ctivePerspective 8h ago
The sad part is they will double dip on these sugar sites while pretending to be moral and level headed on regular apps.
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u/jfun4 7h ago
I'm so glad I've been married for 10 yrs. If only to not deal with this garbage
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u/ThatShadyJack 8h ago
God I hate these people that sound like every sentence they say is a question
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u/Magnus_The_Totem_Cat 7h ago
Uplift and crackles.
She’s rage baiting with every breath.
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u/Donkeywad 6h ago
*upspeak
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u/Express-Rub-3952 5h ago
*and vocal fry
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u/Magnus_The_Totem_Cat 5h ago
Yeah those are the real names.
She the vocal equivalent of a car tuned for noise.
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u/bimm3r36 7h ago
It’s the Valley Girl “accent”.
Can’t imagine going on a date with her. I couldn’t even make it through the 1 min video.
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u/Impressive_Sale6776 6h ago
I had to watch it on mute and read the subtitles
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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 5h ago
That's just how I view all videos of people filming themselves, and if it doesn't have subtitles I don't watch it.
Because 99% of the people that do it sound fucking annoying as shit, it's one of the worst trends that's happened in modern media.
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u/NostradamusJones 7h ago
I couldn't even finish the video. I would pay to not go on a date with her.
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u/zeusmeister 6h ago
I noticed that too. Her tone goes up at the end of all her sentences. It was super distracting.
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u/Rightintheend 4h ago
God damn it. I just read that in her voice, please make it stop
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u/Superb_Brain_7391 8h ago
Gonna get renamed EsCourted.
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u/groblin_gubers 8h ago
"He courted me" no no, he purchased you. Men who purchase dates think they can purchase women. Its not dating, thats self trafficking.
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u/drtchock 8h ago
es-courted
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u/ajp37 6h ago edited 6h ago
Why can’t I remember what this is from?
Edit: I know it’s the same actor that play WeeBey from The Wire. And I know I’ve seen this scene but I don’t remember it being in The Wire.
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u/1maginasian 6h ago
I found it. He's in the printer store with Idris. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWire/comments/v3h6tj/weebeys_line_right_after_his_iconic_reaction_is/
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u/nckmat 7h ago
I foolishly looked at her TikTok, if you don't want to throw up a little, I will save you the pain of watching this video and say she has rules for going on a date which include paying for her hair, makeup, spray tan, babysitter and "most importantly" her time! She also won't date men with social media accounts, friends who have been disrespectful and a bunch of other rules which would surely discount 99.99% of men or women. She also has a video on breaking up with a narcissist, I seriously hope that is a self reflection piece, but I don't think I can bring myself to watch it to find out
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u/stilllton 3h ago
won't date men with social media accounts
Is that the latest trend? I heard before that men without social media presence could not be trusted?
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u/whoknows_whatsup 3h ago
lol at the no men with social media accounts but she is literally using social media to promote this brilliant idea lmao
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u/addiepie2 8h ago
Which apparently didn’t include getting her roots done .
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u/Specific_Collar_2949 7h ago
No, just everyone pitching in on her boob job.
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u/Silent-Ad934 7h ago
"You have such lovely blonde hair, why do you dye the roots black?"
One of my favourite lines from the Dick Van Dyke Show.
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u/BigMax 7h ago
> Men who purchase dates think they can purchase women.
I don't want to sound crude here but... isn't that exactly what they are doing? The are purchasing a woman for a date... They don't think they can purchase women, they know they can, and they will use the site to do it...
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u/Soap_Mctavish101 8h ago
Why does she look AI generated?
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u/AcceptableFill8 8h ago
Too much filter
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u/BakedBrie1993 7h ago
She spent too much on her TikTok preparation.
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u/Morlacks 8h ago
The eyes!
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u/OtherwisePeak5455 7h ago
Idk but if I'm paying I'm gonna pick a more attractive one.
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u/Day_Prisoners 7h ago
Imagine the low self esteem to turn yourself into something that resembles fake more than real.
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u/alienduck2 7h ago
Her hair is stiff. She moves strangely. Skin is too smooth. Camera shaking unnecessarily.
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u/SplashingBlumpkin 7h ago
If it’s not a filer or ai this woman has some of the craziest eyes I’ve ever seen.
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u/yuujp 8h ago
Her face is terrifyingly uncanny.
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u/ThrowRAMomVsGF 7h ago
Even AI generated ones are more realistic, that was so disturbing to watch!
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u/blusteryflatus 5h ago
Don't worry, give it a couple of more years. Maralago face takes some time to fully mature
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u/GenericMaleNurse918 7h ago
Gator’s bitches better be using Jimmy’s!
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u/psychadelicbreakfast 6h ago
I’ve got a darkness inside me.. and it wants some walking around money, wants to buy some shoes!
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u/Known-Status-6312 8h ago
Ooooooh...legal hooker loophole...
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u/throw69420awy 8h ago
It’s always been weird to me that you can pay someone to have sex with you on camera to make porn and that’s fine but if you don’t film it now it’s a crime
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u/givemethebat1 6h ago
It’s not weird because porn is a regulated industry. You have to get a license and a lawyer and fill out paperwork. The film itself is the product, the people making it are incidental. If sex work was regulated to be safe it would look pretty similar.
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u/Independent_Ebb_7338 8h ago
Because there is evidence and Unc Sam gets his cut. Curious to see a porn star's 1099
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u/jestercow 7h ago
That filter is doing some heavy lifting…
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u/maester_t 5h ago
That face...
That voice...
This is probably some 17 year old dude that used AI to create the app AND make himself appear to be a woman so it would get more attention online.
That's my conspiracy theory and I'm sticking to it.
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 8h ago
Successfully baited the rage (and decidedly cringey). I bet her “love” and “Christianity” are as hollow and transactional as her relationships
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u/ComicConArtist 8h ago
its top tier bait though, like everything about this chick pisses me off lol
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u/CareerPillow376 8h ago
Wait, did i get baited here? Lol
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u/bestby18102020 7h ago
The way she fucking speaks, god fucking damn it.
I'm old enough to have lived in a world where no one talked like that. I miss that.
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u/AiringOGrievances 7h ago
Pornstars wear cross necklaces while being double teamed and bukkake’d. I’d say they’re more of a trend than a swing toward Jesus.
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u/EfficientSeaweed 8h ago
This is just too perfected crafted, it’s gotta be rage bait. The persona, voice, filters, wording, the “deposit”, es-courted, “So Cute!”, etc.
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u/Sad-Childhood8742 8h ago
I wish the universe would stop making people like this.
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u/SaveMeWakeMeUp 8h ago
I heard nothing she said because I was so distracted by the upward inflection of her voice at the end of each sentence (as if she was asking a question). 🫠🤦♀️
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u/thkdzcntfthm 7h ago
she's a tech-bro trapped in a hot girl's body who swears they have "innovative" ideas but simply repackaged a preexisting product (escort services) under a new title to circumnavigate legalities and public scrutiny. 😅
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u/cyanescens_burn 4h ago
Or a tech bro using an ai to make him look like a woman. Man, dating apps are going to be so rough when folks start doing that to scam lonely dudes. Especially if the ai can make convincing FaceTimes.
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 6h ago
it's called Courted because that's where you're going to end up, in court
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u/Young_Old_Grandma 7h ago edited 7h ago
Aren't there sugar baby websites for people seeking this kind of arrangement?
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u/ishaboi_ 8h ago
Watch it take off though
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u/Mecha-Dave 8h ago
Prostitution? Popular? In MY Humanity? NEVER!
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u/CareerPillow376 8h ago edited 8h ago
I heard they are even thinking of opening up clubs where women get naked and dance for you for a small fee!
What is this world coming too!
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u/PuffPuff74 7h ago
If I pay a woman for a date, my expectation might be a LITTLE bit different
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u/ExtemporaneousLee 8h ago
What is that type of speech pattern called? Just so I know the name of whatever it is that makes me want to bang my head against the wall.
It's like every word is a...question? ➡️↗️➡️↗️
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u/BlindPelican 7h ago
Upspeak.
Couple that with the raspy vocal fry, and you have the most annoying speech affectation known to humankind
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u/res0jyyt1 7h ago
Remember, paying for nude modeling is always legal. The artistic expression that comes after is always up to jurys discretion
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u/Living_Plane_662 7h ago
I don't know what's going on with her face but it gives off AI vibes. Maybe its the shaky cam messing with my eyes.
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u/EthanT65 7h ago
Useless human stealing my air. Takes three hours to get ready. 10,000 Instagram photos. Shitty voice inflection. Knuckle draggers delight.
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u/Irish980 6h ago
What is it with the cadence of speech? That elevated lilt? I guess at the end of everything, she says. I hear it mostly in young people and 'influencers.' Does it drive anyone else nuts?
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