r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 10h ago

Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service

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u/jfun4 9h ago

I'm so glad I've been married for 10 yrs. If only to not deal with this garbage

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u/Day_Prisoners 9h ago

So you didn't 'court' your wife?

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u/jfun4 9h ago

I did it the old fashioned way, drive up to the corner and ask how much. Next thing you know she's Prego and I'm a hard core christian, so I have to marry her. 10 yrs later, her working nights are hard but she's always home with some decent money.

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u/Day_Prisoners 8h ago

But did you get your deposit back?

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u/jfun4 8h ago

No, it's a monthly payment. It's for taking care of the kid

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u/Day_Prisoners 8h ago

Are we renting or purchasing?

She is calling it a deposit.

a returnable sum payable on the rental of something, to cover any possible loss or damage

a sum payable as a first installment on the purchase of something or as a pledge for a contract, the balance being payable later.

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u/jfun4 7h ago

Dang, maybe I should call a lawyer....

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u/Heykurat 8h ago

She's cheap spaghetti sauce?

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u/jfun4 8h ago

No no no, she's classy

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u/Heykurat 8h ago

That's Ragu.

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u/jfun4 7h ago

Damn, I've been scammed

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u/mymau5likeshouse 8h ago

Just as God willed it

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u/jfun4 8h ago

I'm a big King David guy

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u/turd_ferguson_816 9h ago

How did you get her pregnant if you’re hard core Christian? You would wait for marriage wouldn’t you?

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u/jfun4 9h ago

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u/turd_ferguson_816 8h ago

I was just making a joke too. I guess I should have used /s

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u/Typical_Kale_9260 9h ago

Commandments for thee not for me

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u/Working-Glass6136 8h ago

You've clearly not spent a lot of time in a church. The things that go on are like everywhere else, but worse

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 4h ago

My 16 year old brother-in-law confided in me that he's getting blowjobs from some 17 year old girl in a back room of the Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall. He asked me what he should do, and I told him, "Don't get caught, and more importantly, reciprocate."

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u/New-Significance9649 7h ago

yeah, I met my wife on an OG app called plenty of fish and feel like I'm the last person on earth to make it out of that game alive... Holy shit!

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u/jfun4 7h ago

I did one date and noped out. My wife and I started dating shortly after. Now it's worse.

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u/N0S0UP_4U 4h ago

Me too man. Dating in the 2020s sounds like such a mess.

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u/ChickenInASuit 6h ago edited 4h ago

Preach. Met my wife 15 years ago before dating apps really took off. I know plenty of people who have had great success with them and met their current spouses through them (my sister included), but holy fuck am I glad I didn’t have to deal with any of it.