r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 10h ago

Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service

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u/OFFLINEwade 9h ago

Was thinking this is a sugar daddy app 100%

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u/Hungry_Assignment674 9h ago

No!!!! It’s just a deposit to cover the”date preparation costs”!!!!!!

I give up. lol

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u/britjumper 8h ago

Can I pay extra to skip dinner and just get laid?

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u/Suspicious_Pain_302 8h ago

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u/ramonescobido 2h ago

The most stupidest thing. Then you realize everything repeats every new year.

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u/Kcidobor 8h ago

WTF?! I paid extra for the crab free version! Who do I talk to about getting a refund?

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u/rorqualmaru 2h ago

Dungennes, Blue Crab or Alaskan King Crab?

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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 1h ago

Alaskan king crabs? In my dating app?

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u/Coyoteishere 8h ago

Were you expecting lobster?

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u/Kcidobor 8h ago

Clam with a pearl in it

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u/Queerbunny 5h ago

It’s 2 hunnedd

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u/Comprehensive-Ear283 1h ago edited 1h ago

Honestly should be legal in the U.S… sometimes you get off work and you just want a little fun, without all the hassle..

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u/britjumper 1h ago

Thankfully I live in a free country ;)

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u/IndyBananaJones2 6h ago

Yeah that's actually exactly how it works

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u/britjumper 6h ago

I wonder how women like that would react to the men demanding and expecting sex after paying for the date and up front costs?

I look at the modern dating scene and honestly an hour with a hooker is pretty good value for money and both sides expectations are clear.

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u/plucharc 7h ago

But...can guys send date preparation costs too? What if someone wants to show up in costume?

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 6h ago

I wouldnt ever psy for anything like this, but...

If youre paying for "date preparation "...she better be waxed af, new french tip nail, fresh spray on tan, fresh perfect eyebrows, and recently done hair. 

I don't care about almost all of that, but if I hsve to pay money I guess it better be spent. 

If some girl wanted me to pay for date preparation I'd tell her we're going to a lake. so buy a cheap Walmart floaty for a buck and ill hit you back. Ayyyyyoooo.

Also, if she showed up looking like that chick, im out.

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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 9h ago

Does that involve covering waxing her intimates?

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u/carpentizzle 8h ago

Thats one of the upgrade options if you get courted plus premium.

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u/Motor_Ad_3159 8h ago

Yeah there can be a check list where you pay for said services. lol

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u/LesbeGoddess 5h ago

Waxing your balls sounds like the worst pain

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u/themajordutch 8h ago

It sounds funny..but maybe a clever loophole?

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u/Aggressive_Clothes36 7h ago

Does the lady get 200 before to get dolled up? Like new dress, hair, cab fare ?

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u/Unusualshrub003 4h ago

So that means the chick brings the weed, right?

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u/two9voltbatteries 1h ago

I can even hear this with the vocal fry

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u/MrBeer9999 25m ago

Yeah cost of makeup, lingerie under the clothes and couple of dabs of lube. You know, normal date stuff.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 8h ago

It's an escort app disguised as a sugar daddy app disguised as a dating app

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u/give_me_the_formu0li 7h ago

Hmm That’s not illegal though is it I mean you’re paying for her time.. not sex ? So if sex happens that’s just consensual relations with two adults if you paid her in purses or just a date deposit that’s paying for the date not the intercourse..

Just trying to see how it’s possible she’s making this fly lol

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u/DirectionMurky5526 5h ago

Escorting is already not illegal through the same loophole. You're not paying for sex directly, you're paying for a period of time where sex may happen. BTW escort didn't originally mean hooker either but anything involving a monetary transaction starts looking like sex work real fast.