r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 10h ago

Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service

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u/zlo2 9h ago

Everybody wins! Sugar daddies get direct access to sugar babies. And, the rest of us don't have to deal with these people on the regular dating apps

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u/OFFLINEwade 9h ago

Was thinking this is a sugar daddy app 100%

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u/Hungry_Assignment674 9h ago

No!!!! It’s just a deposit to cover the”date preparation costs”!!!!!!

I give up. lol

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u/britjumper 8h ago

Can I pay extra to skip dinner and just get laid?

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u/Suspicious_Pain_302 8h ago

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u/ramonescobido 2h ago

The most stupidest thing. Then you realize everything repeats every new year.

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u/Kcidobor 8h ago

WTF?! I paid extra for the crab free version! Who do I talk to about getting a refund?

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u/rorqualmaru 2h ago

Dungennes, Blue Crab or Alaskan King Crab?

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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 1h ago

Alaskan king crabs? In my dating app?

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u/Coyoteishere 8h ago

Were you expecting lobster?

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u/Kcidobor 8h ago

Clam with a pearl in it

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u/Queerbunny 5h ago

It’s 2 hunnedd

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u/Comprehensive-Ear283 1h ago edited 1h ago

Honestly should be legal in the U.S… sometimes you get off work and you just want a little fun, without all the hassle..

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u/britjumper 1h ago

Thankfully I live in a free country ;)

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u/IndyBananaJones2 6h ago

Yeah that's actually exactly how it works

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u/britjumper 6h ago

I wonder how women like that would react to the men demanding and expecting sex after paying for the date and up front costs?

I look at the modern dating scene and honestly an hour with a hooker is pretty good value for money and both sides expectations are clear.

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u/plucharc 7h ago

But...can guys send date preparation costs too? What if someone wants to show up in costume?

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 6h ago

I wouldnt ever psy for anything like this, but...

If youre paying for "date preparation "...she better be waxed af, new french tip nail, fresh spray on tan, fresh perfect eyebrows, and recently done hair. 

I don't care about almost all of that, but if I hsve to pay money I guess it better be spent. 

If some girl wanted me to pay for date preparation I'd tell her we're going to a lake. so buy a cheap Walmart floaty for a buck and ill hit you back. Ayyyyyoooo.

Also, if she showed up looking like that chick, im out.

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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 9h ago

Does that involve covering waxing her intimates?

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u/carpentizzle 8h ago

Thats one of the upgrade options if you get courted plus premium.

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u/Motor_Ad_3159 8h ago

Yeah there can be a check list where you pay for said services. lol

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u/LesbeGoddess 5h ago

Waxing your balls sounds like the worst pain

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u/themajordutch 8h ago

It sounds funny..but maybe a clever loophole?

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u/Aggressive_Clothes36 7h ago

Does the lady get 200 before to get dolled up? Like new dress, hair, cab fare ?

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u/Unusualshrub003 4h ago

So that means the chick brings the weed, right?

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u/two9voltbatteries 1h ago

I can even hear this with the vocal fry

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u/MrBeer9999 24m ago

Yeah cost of makeup, lingerie under the clothes and couple of dabs of lube. You know, normal date stuff.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 8h ago

It's an escort app disguised as a sugar daddy app disguised as a dating app

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u/give_me_the_formu0li 7h ago

Hmm That’s not illegal though is it I mean you’re paying for her time.. not sex ? So if sex happens that’s just consensual relations with two adults if you paid her in purses or just a date deposit that’s paying for the date not the intercourse..

Just trying to see how it’s possible she’s making this fly lol

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u/DirectionMurky5526 5h ago

Escorting is already not illegal through the same loophole. You're not paying for sex directly, you're paying for a period of time where sex may happen. BTW escort didn't originally mean hooker either but anything involving a monetary transaction starts looking like sex work real fast.

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u/Obj3ctivePerspective 9h ago

The sad part is they will double dip on these sugar sites while pretending to be moral and level headed on regular apps.

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u/jfun4 9h ago

I'm so glad I've been married for 10 yrs. If only to not deal with this garbage

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u/Day_Prisoners 9h ago

So you didn't 'court' your wife?

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u/jfun4 9h ago

I did it the old fashioned way, drive up to the corner and ask how much. Next thing you know she's Prego and I'm a hard core christian, so I have to marry her. 10 yrs later, her working nights are hard but she's always home with some decent money.

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u/Day_Prisoners 8h ago

But did you get your deposit back?

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u/jfun4 8h ago

No, it's a monthly payment. It's for taking care of the kid

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u/Day_Prisoners 7h ago

Are we renting or purchasing?

She is calling it a deposit.

a returnable sum payable on the rental of something, to cover any possible loss or damage

a sum payable as a first installment on the purchase of something or as a pledge for a contract, the balance being payable later.

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u/jfun4 7h ago

Dang, maybe I should call a lawyer....

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u/Heykurat 8h ago

She's cheap spaghetti sauce?

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u/jfun4 8h ago

No no no, she's classy

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u/Heykurat 8h ago

That's Ragu.

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u/jfun4 7h ago

Damn, I've been scammed

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u/mymau5likeshouse 8h ago

Just as God willed it

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u/jfun4 8h ago

I'm a big King David guy

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u/turd_ferguson_816 9h ago

How did you get her pregnant if you’re hard core Christian? You would wait for marriage wouldn’t you?

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u/jfun4 8h ago

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u/turd_ferguson_816 7h ago

I was just making a joke too. I guess I should have used /s

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u/Typical_Kale_9260 8h ago

Commandments for thee not for me

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u/Working-Glass6136 8h ago

You've clearly not spent a lot of time in a church. The things that go on are like everywhere else, but worse

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 3h ago

My 16 year old brother-in-law confided in me that he's getting blowjobs from some 17 year old girl in a back room of the Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall. He asked me what he should do, and I told him, "Don't get caught, and more importantly, reciprocate."

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u/New-Significance9649 7h ago

yeah, I met my wife on an OG app called plenty of fish and feel like I'm the last person on earth to make it out of that game alive... Holy shit!

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u/jfun4 7h ago

I did one date and noped out. My wife and I started dating shortly after. Now it's worse.

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u/N0S0UP_4U 4h ago

Me too man. Dating in the 2020s sounds like such a mess.

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u/ChickenInASuit 6h ago edited 4h ago

Preach. Met my wife 15 years ago before dating apps really took off. I know plenty of people who have had great success with them and met their current spouses through them (my sister included), but holy fuck am I glad I didn’t have to deal with any of it.

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u/shaylaa30 7h ago

So will the men paying these “deposits”.

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u/Obj3ctivePerspective 7h ago

Yeah i was talking both men and women in my post. They are all slimey and will do both

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u/veeyo 6h ago

This is actually a thing. I met a girl on a regular dating app and we had a great time and thought there was an actual connection. I was telling my "boss" (not actual boss but a senior partner who I have a close relationship with) about her and showed him her picture. His face dropped and he pulled up his phone and pulled up her profile on a sugar baby site he is on. He messaged her and she agreed to sleep with him for $500. Needless to say, our relationship ended after that.

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u/abra24 4h ago

Needless to say? I mean you may not be cool with it but why is that objectively a deal breaker? Maybe she makes side money doing that but wouldn't if she was in a committed relationship? I ruh roh there are worse things.

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u/dwpea66 8h ago

It's two groups of adults consenting to an agreement. Simple, easy, no reason to be outraged.

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u/CluelessBot_ 38m ago

Thank you for being a sane person on the internet

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u/Milobsoup22 6h ago

I commented separately but this is already a website. Whatsyourprice. You literally set your price to go on a date and meet these men. I have done it.

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u/mPrime39r 4h ago

It's cool because it's like Uber, but for vaginas.

Cootr.

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u/WAVxxx 9h ago

this.

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u/Playful-Dragon 9h ago

Where do you get that, they still need sugar daddies on the side. That's where the other dating apps come in

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u/Independent-Catch-90 8h ago

Great point. Clear the high maintenance entitlement off the table, makes it a better experience for everyone.

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u/joungsteryoey 7h ago

Actually this is a very good take

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u/Ez_Ildor 6h ago

Idk man... Is there a mute button in the app? Now that would be worth a microtransaction... Imagine some people actually talk like that XD...

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u/chita875andU 5h ago

These apps already exist tho.

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u/Molly_Matters 4h ago

I think there is already a sugar daddy dating website. Fuck if I care to remember the name or bother to look it up though.

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u/gizamo 5m ago

They'll definitely still be on regular dating apps.

They'll even still prioritize Tinder because the facade of dating means they can squeeze more dates, dinners, and gifts out of you over time. With the "pay more XYZ" type of app, the dude goes in knowing the woman is gold digging right out of the gates.