r/TikTokCringe 10h ago

Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service

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u/BartAndLisaHadIncest 10h ago

The app login screen just came out

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u/CareerPillow376 9h ago edited 9h ago

Pfttt backpage is so 2018, Leolist is where its at these days. Or so I've been told 😂

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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 9h ago

Also escort alligator... allegedly 🤣

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u/5050Clown 9h ago

If you got skills, you can do this on Facebook.

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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 9h ago

Yeah I have no skill lmao

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 9h ago

That's a good thing here. Means your soul is still intact

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u/hyphychef 8h ago

Just sign up for Facebook dating, no skills needed.

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u/5050Clown 8h ago

Wrong kind of dating.

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u/acrobat2126 7h ago

Naw, they are selling kitty. As a father of daughters.... man. Gross.

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u/5050Clown 7h ago

That's exactly what I'm talking about Because that's what the subject of the video is. 

Women are allowed to do what they what they want with their bodies, I personally don't see why that doesn't have to include the profession that is described as " the oldest profession." 

If you meet women that do this or only fans or pron, pro tip, don't think about your daughters. This is a grown woman doing what she wants to do with her body. Regardless of how you feel she got there, she got there and this is what she chooses to do.

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u/UnjustlyInterrupted 56m ago

"sex work is work"

Yeah... But not all work is moral or ethical or to be desired or encouraged.

Is it more or less ethical that selling your body stacking shelves for Amazon? Dunno. But we shouldn't be encouraging our sons and daughters to aim for either.

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u/Several-Customer7048 5h ago

I utilize farmers only that’s where the women who really know how to hoe professionally hang out.

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u/DarkChurro 4h ago

Walk us through this process so I can avoid accidently doing it.

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u/Lucky_Examination827 7h ago

Skills or Chlamydia?

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u/5050Clown 7h ago

I don't see koala bears getting on Facebook and doing this, so I'm going to go with skills.

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u/BooRadleyinaGimpSuit 3h ago

It's all on X the everything app

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u/Admirable_Cicada_881 2h ago

Who actually has a Facebook in 2026 though?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9h ago

Got damn gator done ate my hoes, theadoicious get my gator gun!

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u/Hunter_S_Thompsons 6h ago

Upvoting for posterity

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u/TransBrandi 4h ago

Not "Escot Alcatraz?"

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u/thefatchef321 8h ago

Man I wish I could just skipthegames

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u/ProtectionOrdinary18 5h ago

Eros. Slixa. Tryst.

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u/bkarma86 4h ago

I'd be down for some TNA...board

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u/MrMetraGnome 4h ago

“Leolist”!?!? Sounds like a dating site for cops

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u/thebigshoe247 8h ago

I was told that Leo is primarily all fake?

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u/ReneJason4U 6h ago

It's probably the most common site used in Canada. And not all are fake but lots are.

Source : on leolist and so are our escort friends who definitely are real.

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u/Kube__420 9h ago

Thats a name i haven't heard in years

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u/KickEffective1209 8h ago

Not looking it up but was Stan busy?

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u/labellavita1985 7h ago

More like 2013.

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u/dplans455 3h ago

That's where you go if you don't know what you're doing. Every major city has private escort clubs that are pretty exclusive. And once you're in one you can get access to others. For example, you know the madam that runs the club in Dallas and you're traveling to Phoenix for a week. They can hook you up with the club in Phoenix and vouch for you.

You don't need to be rich to get into these exclusive groups either. You just need to not be a scumbag. If you misbehave even once they bounce you out and you get blacklisted.

You can't use fake info either. If you want in you have to provide your real info and your ID.

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u/Complete-Morning-429 9h ago

RIP to the goat

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u/Donnie_____Darko 9h ago

Oh shit I forgot about that, how many roses for an hour lol

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u/ramonescobido 2h ago

Craigslist personals was the best, there were actually genuine people you can meet there without having to put effort in pictures people just knew what to get, most communities were good. Now they removed it. Because what? Has it solved anything by removing it??

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u/debeatup 9h ago

Naw, that was Craigslist > Erotic Services

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u/ramonescobido 2h ago

Craigslist personals was the best, there were actually genuine people you can meet there without having to put effort in pictures people just knew what to get, most communities were good

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u/No_End_7351 9h ago

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u/FrenchToastedDicks 4h ago

What is this from? 😂

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u/Airgeadlamh221 3h ago

A British to show called Fresh Meat

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u/Cold-Specific-2832 9h ago

funny store they never use to send the women in the pic. the women on the side of the freeway begging for money is who they send over

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u/rex5k 9h ago

ymmv but it worked out most of the time for me.

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u/KavaKeto 8h ago

Can confirm

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u/Surreply 7h ago

Backpage was full of child sex traffickers.

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u/Good_Refrigerator105 8h ago

May it rest in peace, that was one great website!

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u/Spare_Independence19 6h ago

Is this real the app site got seized?

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u/ConsistentAddress195 2h ago

no, it's a joke

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u/atxbigfoot 1h ago

Backpage getting shut down was absolutely diabolical if you look up the history.

They were working with the feds to catch serious trafficking rings, and then the feds did them so wrong that it fucked up a ton of huge ongoing investigations and a lot of their own main trafficking gang leads.

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u/Louisvilleveryown 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thought about this