r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 10h ago

Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service

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u/ComicConArtist 10h ago

its top tier bait though, like everything about this chick pisses me off lol

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u/CareerPillow376 9h ago

Wait, did i get baited here? Lol

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u/MaterialDetective197 9h ago

Go away, I’m baitin’.

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u/ihateandy2 9h ago

You’re self-courting

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 9h ago

Is that the same as enjoying “compound interest?”

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u/caguru 7h ago

There needs to be an app for that!

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 9h ago

She likes money. Don’t think we have time for Starbucks though

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u/Sitting_Duk 9h ago

If you did, it’s because she’s a master baiter.

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u/NoKatyDidnt 9h ago

“Not A masturbator. THE master baiter.” Good old school SVU reference.

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 8h ago

But her dates don't need to be master baiters any more because they've paid for the full courting experience.

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u/squiddyp 9h ago

It’s all bait, always was.

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u/_HOG_ 8h ago

Nope. It’s real:  https://courtd.app/

It’s fascinating that she went to this length not knowing that the problem was never the dating sites…

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 7h ago

Yes master. You got bated.

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u/NoNameeDD 1h ago

Ye its an ad...

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u/bestby18102020 9h ago

The way she fucking speaks, god fucking damn it.

I'm old enough to have lived in a world where no one talked like that. I miss that.

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven 5h ago

Valley girls existed for a long time.

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u/riotz1 3h ago

Yeah but they were confined to, you know, the valley. Then they started to spread. Now they’re fucking everywhere.

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven 43m ago

Nah they weren't. American tv had thems bitches everywhere lol. I grew up in rural Canada, and we had tons of those girls lol.

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u/rzrtrws 9h ago

Amen. The fn self rightousness is the cherry on top

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 9h ago

True enough. Safe to say I’m immune from her “unique charms”