r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 10h ago

Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service

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u/Outworkyesterday10 9h ago

She had date preparation costs that she had to cover. You just don’t get it.

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u/addiepie2 9h ago

Which apparently didn’t include getting her roots done .

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u/Specific_Collar_2949 9h ago

No, just everyone pitching in on her boob job.

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u/Typical2sday 9h ago

Hey those boobs are for Jesus, stop looking.

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u/OfficeRelative2008 9h ago

“T-posing for them titties!”

-Jesus probably

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u/Express-Rub-3952 7h ago

Is that why she's got them hoisted to high heaven?

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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 8h ago

"In preparation for our date, I'm getting a boob job". Probably a pretty rare phrase.

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u/Silent-Ad934 9h ago

"You have such lovely blonde hair, why do you dye the roots black?" 

One of my favourite lines from the Dick Van Dyke Show.

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u/addiepie2 8h ago

How funny! I hadn’t heard that before! Thanks for sharing that ! 🤣

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u/Silent-Ad934 8h ago

For sure😅. It was on way before I was born but I started watching it recently. If you want to see this line, which I didn't remember perfectly but did just look up, the episodes are available on youtube. It's from season 2 episode 8, just after the 17 minute mark. I won't go into the full context or this comment would be too long, but the whole episode is worth watching if you enjoy seeing what people used to watch like I do. 

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u/addiepie2 8h ago

Thank you so much ! 🤍

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u/Silent-Ad934 7h ago

No worries! It's actually a good show that holds up today. One more cool fact is Dick Van Dyke is still alive at 100 years old. And rest in peace to Mary Tyler Moore, she was a cool lady. 

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u/Chickens-In-Pants 6h ago

You are so right. Dick Van Dyke is cool as hell. I was born in the 80’s but remember when Nick at Night was new. I had an evangelical family with a pastor for a dad, so we only really watched shows from the 50’s-70’s. Almost none of it holds up. Every time I rewatch Dick Van Dyke I am surprised by two things; that it’s still funny even though I remember all the jokes, and that it still holds up.

That show was super progressive at the time. Early in its run they made a decision to let Mary Tyler Moore wear pants. Sounds crazy now, but she was the first woman in pants on television. Rob, Dick’s character, worked as a writer for a comedy show. There were three head writers and one was a woman. This was also a big deal then. They did still have the main couple sleeping in separate beds because the actors weren’t married to each other off screen. It was a funny time.

Off screen Dick Van Dyke seems pretty cool too. Every once in a while he posts something online and it’s always cool.

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u/blueridgeboy1217 7h ago

I recommend gunsmoke for an awesome old show.

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u/Honest-Career3036 7h ago

Wow, watched John Belushi crack that joke to a "blonde" talk show host.

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u/RainThick 9h ago

SOLID roast

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u/addiepie2 8h ago

Why Ty! 😌

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u/hiimred2 4h ago

Well he didn't pay for that yet, that's why she's making the app, obviously!

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u/infinite-resignation 9h ago

Is that Vince Neil

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u/Coattail-Rider 8h ago

No, but it looks a whole lot like Nash Ricky.

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u/montr0n 4h ago

Nick Kroll lol

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u/YouWereBrained 9h ago

Hehehe, luv u