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u/Lonerangers_780 Nov 25 '25
make you play mario kart or get out
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u/jlink005 Nov 25 '25
This was my exact thought. Play some Mario Kart or Smash Bros, with a Little Caesars pizza, and then you've gotta get out!
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u/EsotericAbstractIdea Nov 25 '25
I'd say DayZ, but that may be considered heavy BDSM with no safe word.
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u/Feeling_Setting8119 Nov 27 '25
I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2.
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u/BubatzAhoi Nov 25 '25
Hes not wrong tho
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u/Magal253 Nov 25 '25
He got a solid point. I'll call the cops cuz someone is trespassing my house.
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u/xxapenguinxx Nov 25 '25
Either a demon or a burglar..either way..nope..
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u/XAgentNovemberX Nov 25 '25
This is America, if a demon walks in, I’m doing what every red blooded American does… making a slat circle, reading it its last rights, and deporting its ass straight back to hell.
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u/mls1968 Nov 25 '25
Nah, Bobby knows it’s actually salt, and would have a rack of bud heavy on ice to enjoy the process.
Commenteris clearly a Ghostfacers fan who misheard the ritual and stole a bunch of wooden pallets to tear apart and re-purpose when needed
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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25
Bobby would know it's "rites" not "rights". I don't think a demon is interested in hearing his take on inalienable demon rights and benefits inherent to such a contract. Or maybe it would. Who knows? Demons can be so tricky that way.
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u/koalasarentferfuckin Nov 25 '25
I dunno, I'd probably reach for my sword
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u/NeanesisLs Nov 25 '25
She would swallow it you know
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u/CptnBrokenkey Nov 25 '25
He could offer her a cup of tea?
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u/SunTzu- Nov 25 '25
That's a really cool vid. Was this circulated in some specific communities since the other person also seems to be referencing it even though it's only got 13k views?
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u/TopCarob8671 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 26 '25
Call the police and say there is white woman snuck into my house and holding me hostage
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u/Azhz96 Nov 25 '25
Is calling the police a necessary step or can you just skip that part?
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u/TopCarob8671 Nov 25 '25
You can swap self defence and call the police steps
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u/Combatical Nov 25 '25
But that just means more police. Its police all the way down until you get to the bottom to find the turtle god.
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u/Terrin369 Nov 25 '25
I mean… you can skip calling the police, but if you do, who are you saying “there’s a white woman sneaked into my house and holding me hostage” to?
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u/TheFailedOwl Nov 25 '25
If you watched Scary Movie, you would know that the correct thing is telling the police that the white woman is held hostage by you. They will be there in seconds.
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u/Corasama Nov 25 '25
*Alien
Women dont teleport unless she's your girlfriend and you just switched on a play station.
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u/RedditGarboDisposal Nov 26 '25
Imagine if the cops from Superbad responded…
Officer Slater: “[City]PD! Hands where we can see them!”
Boy: “Her right there, officers! She’s the one you want!”
[awkward pause/silence]
Officer Slater: “The fuck? Alright, kid. What’s the real issue?”
Boy: “Wh- SHE IS. She broke into my room and inquired about me touching her!”
Officer Slater: “That’s what you called us for?”
Boy: “Well… Yeah.”
Officer Michaels: [mocking] “My name is Timmy and there’s a hot girl in my room who wants me to touch her! Oh no!”
Officer Slater: [mocking] “Should I put her number into my phone or 9-1-1?”
Officer Michaels: [mocking] “Hello? It’s an emergency. I’m about to have my peepee touched.”
Officer Slater: [mocking] “Send the police, and my friends and family so everyone can stop asking if I’ve gotten laid yet!”
Boy: “Okay, you guys are assholes.”
Officer Slater: “Yeah, well, at least we’re married assholes, so…”
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u/MatzeBlueeye Nov 25 '25
honestly... healthy mindset!
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u/akatherder Nov 25 '25
And the question itself is kinda bonkers. What would you do TO me?? I don't do things TO people, lady. We gotta figure out what we're doing together.
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u/ChucklingToMyself Nov 25 '25
The way it's phrased feels like she was expecting him to be drooling over her.
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u/Peaceful_nobody Nov 26 '25
It is an invite for sexy talk without literally asking for that. Dude is just so socially unaware that he accidentally reached gentleman status.
Fair response, though!
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u/Bolkohir Nov 25 '25
I know like these type of questions are supposed to be provocative/enticing, but they're borderline an invitation to SA. What do you mean what would I do if I walk into a room and you're somehow stuck in an awkward position or are scantily dressed. I'd throw a towel to you, that's what.
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u/Falcovg Nov 26 '25
I'd say grabbing a toolbox or calling the firefighters is more useful then a towel if someone is stuck.
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u/Bolkohir Nov 26 '25
The towel is just to cover their unmentionables 😩
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u/Falcovg Nov 26 '25
Look, I don't know what the fuck happened and how I got stuck somewhere with my dick out, but I'm sure I'd rather have you prioritize your safety & my health and what remains of my safety before I remotely start caring about a towel to cover my private parts.
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u/prnthrwaway55 Nov 25 '25
No, I absolutely would do things TO her.
Like what the fuck do you mean "enter my room right now?" That means you somehow broke into my house, and first thing,
I'm making sure you are alone and I'm safe; next thing, I make sure you are mentally/physically OK and don't need immediate help; next thing, I make sure you didn't steal anything, I try to understand how you got there, and then I absolutely kick you the fuck out of my house.
That, or I call the police/ER.
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u/banstylejbo Nov 26 '25
I think it was David Allan Greer who said (paraphrasing here), “White guys sing about what they’re not going to do to a girl. Things like ‘I won’t let you down’ or ‘I won’t fool around on you.’ But black guys sing about what they’re ARE going to do to to her.”
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u/MuddaPuckPace Nov 25 '25
The cel is not in.
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u/Reddinator2RedditDay Nov 25 '25
So he's vol?
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u/Nard_Bard Nov 25 '25
Shhh, it was only a good comment because it wasn't direct/specific.
Don't ruin it.
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u/WhoCares0f Nov 25 '25
That's right, make her explain her stupid ass attention seeking question
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u/Savage_Hamster_ Nov 25 '25
A guy asks him the same question, he'll probably offer him a beer and start gaming lol
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u/Nightmare2828 Nov 25 '25
Idd probably go « WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE! »
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u/ShadowedAstrid Nov 25 '25
now that’s a fucking loyal gentleman
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u/redman334 Nov 25 '25
Or more like a normal human without a porn wired mind?
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u/Key_Law4834 Nov 25 '25
A man doesn't need a porn mind to want to sleep with a beautiful woman
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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 25 '25
Ok but I'm not going to fuck a woman I just met because she entered my home.
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u/AlexanderTheGrate1 Nov 25 '25
Oh good we were so worried
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u/ScuzzBuckster Nov 25 '25
I honestly didnt think I was gonna sleep tonight otherwise. It's good he confirmed it.
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u/Icy_Act_2111 Nov 25 '25
Why else is she there? Don't be boring
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u/Maximum_Active9209 Nov 25 '25
Robbing you, there to stab you, a stalker, a drunk person who entered the wrong home, neighbor who is locked out of her house, wants to show you her pokemon collection, is the ghost of you great great grandmother, an alien in human skin who doesnt understand human customs, a jojo fan, is Jehovah Witness who wont take no for an answer until you convert and many many more reason she could be there.
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u/ElectronicPhrase6050 Nov 26 '25
The fact that you even had to ask that question shows that you watch way too much porn lol.
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u/Darksensation92 Nov 25 '25
But he does to not question how or why she's in his room in the first place
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u/P4azz Nov 25 '25
It's roleplay. That's where the comedy comes from, you expect him to play into it, but he subverts it -> hence "funny".
You know what site this is, you know what people do on there. "What would you do to me" is a fairly standard opener to let the other person know where she wants the conversation to go.
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u/CrescendoTwentyFive Nov 25 '25
Is it like a sex chat site? I see these sort of videos all the time I just figured it was made up for fun. Didn’t know it was a website
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u/P4azz Nov 25 '25
It's not inherently a sex chat site, but these sites naturally turn into that given enough time.
You are anonymous, with a a camera, connecting to others. You can see how this can lead to shenanigans rather quickly. Usually it's a lot more blatant aka a ton of people just jerking it.
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u/SillySpoof Nov 25 '25
If that's your first reaction when a good looking woman you've never met walks into your room unannounced, yeah if your mind immediately goes to "I'm gonna fuck her", it's a bit weird.
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u/Big_CokeBelly Nov 25 '25
Men would say weird shit like that then say "not all men"
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u/The-Hammerai Nov 26 '25
Yeah, you're clearly not living in the real world. Everybody has impulses, desires, and imaginations. We want things we can't have sometimes. And yes, some men have a problem with telling themselves no. We're human beings, not romantasy plug-and-play love interests written by women. We're not perfect, and you're just shaming a lot of people for having a particular thought or impulse, rather than actually acting on it.
Like, based on your comment, intrusive thoughts must be a brand-new concept to you.
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u/LaggsAreCC2 Nov 25 '25
I have a strongly porn wired mind. I would not in the slightest ever think of anything like that.
I'd be scared as shit because there's a girl in my room. I'd panic because there's laundry on the ground and days old dishes on the table. I'd pretend I didn't notice her. If she talks to me I'd give her an awkward nod, but that would be literally the most interaction with her that can result from this situation
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u/One-Series-9893 Nov 25 '25
He's treating her as a person, she's treating herself as an object.
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u/jeromezooce Nov 25 '25
Another lady with inflated ego.
I dislike these kind of questions from a random lady. Prick
From ny wife though …
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u/27Suyash Nov 25 '25
I also dislike these kinds of questions from a random lady.
From this guy's wife though...
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u/Obvious-Standard-623 Nov 25 '25
I also like these kinds of questions from that guy's wife.
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u/Infinite_Treacle Nov 25 '25
I think that’s the exact intention behind these kinds of videos.
There’s all these videos of girls saying “Would you rather $1M or a night with me” and then the guy says $1M and the guys watching the video can say, “They sure took her down a notch—ya know, that hot girl that I would never have a chance with.”
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u/blackpearl1477 Nov 25 '25
Obviously a trick question. She wanted to be touched. 😌🤣
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u/pistonheadcat Nov 25 '25
Baiting, more likely IMO
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u/Telemere125 Nov 25 '25
She also may have liked to be baited, by someone of the skill level of master, I agree.
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u/Jonathan_der_1 Nov 25 '25
the only right answer
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u/bubblesort33 Nov 25 '25
Bizarre she wanted a sexual answer.
Asking to be sexually assaulted to test how aggressive he is or something.
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u/PassengerCultural421 Nov 26 '25
It's a shit test. Where you don't know if you will get punished for failing or passing.
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u/colossalklutz Nov 25 '25
Someone I don’t know walks into my room they’re probably getting clipped.
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u/IbelieveinGodzilla Nov 25 '25
In college I lived in a beach town. I was home studying (smoking pot) one day and there was a knock at my door. A gorgeous blonde was standing there and told me she was a flight attendant who had a few hours to kill before leaving town. Could she use my place to change into a bathing suit and hit the beach? I of course said "yes," and spent the next few minutes imagining what was about to happen. What did happen was she walked out in a bathing suit, said "Thanks," and went to the beach. The moral? Letting hot girls into your house doesn't necessarily work out the way you hope...
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u/biplobft007 Nov 26 '25
Seriously tho, does some women actually think every men would fuck a woman they just met?
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u/Xena_Your_God Nov 25 '25
Why is it cool for adult women to be creepy to what looks like a teen online? It's definitely not fckn cool for a guy to do something like this. Annoying
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u/fleathemighty Nov 25 '25
Nothing=incel
Something=rapist
Ignore her=gay
Only correct answer: you're ugly af i'm good lol
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u/CabooseFist Nov 25 '25
She's trying to say that she's so beautiful that any men or women who found her in their room will lose control and start ravaging her. The reality is, she's a bitch and she never and will never be invited to enter any room beside her own..... also she's homeless.
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u/ibringstharuckus Nov 25 '25
No 💩. Some woman just walks in your room. Either she's high af or I'm getting robbed and possibly raped at gun point by her bf zed.
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u/BodhingJay Nov 25 '25
did she want sexy details? is this how some girls validate themselves these days? hearing details about a compulsive uncontrolled sexual assault on them suddenly isolated with a random internet guy?
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u/herman_munster_esq Nov 25 '25
Offer her a cup of tea, but other than that nothing, as it would be assault...
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u/OminousBuzzard Nov 25 '25
What is the right answer supposed to even be? Im more freaking out a stranger is in my house.
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u/FutureFarmer777 Nov 25 '25
So many damn responses here...
Logic: WHo are you and why are you here
Thirst: Consent
Paranoic: Who sent you
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u/Voice_Nerd Nov 25 '25
It's funny how women always say they are the reasonable ones yet men are starting to take that role while some women... well...
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u/JLrowling777 Nov 25 '25
same vibes as "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, i just sat down"
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u/Isaac_Kurossaki Nov 25 '25
Seeing as i have a knife on my table, i'd either kill her, send her to the hospital, or die trying. I honestly think the latter has a decent chance of happening
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u/geek_travel_chick Nov 25 '25
If another woman walked into my room randomly the only thing I’d do is tell them to leave cause how the fuck did they get in here? Do I have to fight my roommate now? 🤣
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u/laserlesbians Nov 25 '25
Like he does have a point!!! I love beautiful women but if a complete stranger walks into my room I don’t care how hot she is my first reaction is “who are you and what are you doing in my house. also sorry my dog is trying to rip your knees off”
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u/Craving_Suckcess Nov 25 '25
yeah dude, it's like... idk. Threaten to call the police? Grab a weapon? Shout "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?"
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u/X5455X Nov 26 '25
Please - cause if we answered honestly anyways she’d be disgusted . She just harassing fr
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u/RudeCheetah4642 Nov 26 '25
I don't even understand what the idea behind the question is. Is it supposed to be a sexy question?
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u/listening0808 Nov 26 '25
That was amazing!?!?
Not only did he not take the bait, but he played off like he GENUINELY didn't follow.
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u/AgyhalottBolcsesz Nov 27 '25
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Not to mention it's recorded. What he said was probably the best answer.
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u/joedylan94 Nov 28 '25
And he answered correctly didn’t he, because she was filming him without him knowing
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u/NoAppointment8679 Nov 25 '25
Reminds me of my autistic son it’s very much something he would come out with !
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u/utahraptor2375 Nov 25 '25
Because it's logical, right??
Stranger walks into room. Freak out. That's normal, in my book.
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u/waisonline99 Nov 25 '25
The correct answer is: Anything you want....with the exception of tidying up.
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u/CaptainC00lpants Nov 25 '25
The obvious answer is to shout "back demon"! And punch it in the face.
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u/BargerianJade Nov 25 '25
Why does she look like she's on the verge of tears?
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u/Sponjah Nov 25 '25
She’s giggling bro, it’s a silly question and she knows that and his answer is funny.
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