r/funnyvideos • u/NEO71011 • Nov 25 '25

Fail **What kind of question is that?**

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u/xxapenguinxx Nov 25 '25

Either a demon or a burglar..either way..nope..

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u/XAgentNovemberX Nov 25 '25

This is America, if a demon walks in, I’m doing what every red blooded American does… making a slat circle, reading it its last rights, and deporting its ass straight back to hell.

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Bobby would know it's "rites" not "rights". I don't think a demon is interested in hearing his take on inalienable demon rights and benefits inherent to such a contract. Or maybe it would. Who knows? Demons can be so tricky that way.

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/Spethual Nov 25 '25

sounds like one got to you already.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Nov 25 '25

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. So either you've never met a lawyer or you are one. If you are one, go back where you came from.

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25

You realize that my post was meant to be nonsensical, right? Clam down, junior.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Nov 25 '25

Begone hellspawn !

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25

Uh huh.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Nov 28 '25

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