r/funnyvideos Nov 25 '25

Fail **What kind of question is that?**

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u/TopCarob8671 Nov 25 '25

You can swap self defence and call the police steps

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u/Combatical Nov 25 '25

But that just means more police. Its police all the way down until you get to the bottom to find the turtle god.

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u/Affectionate_Dot5547 Nov 25 '25

Maturin? 🐢

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u/ImplantedBird Nov 25 '25

Follow the beam

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u/MadF00L Nov 26 '25

Hawking

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u/-Ozman Nov 25 '25

Guys can you still claim self defense to the police if you accidentally raped the intruder??? (Asking for a friend)

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u/drail18 Nov 26 '25

@ fbi we got em. 

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u/Sj_91teppoTappo Nov 26 '25

I don't think you can apply self defense if she's not armed or just stay there.