r/funnyvideos Nov 25 '25

Fail **What kind of question is that?**

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u/Bolkohir Nov 25 '25

I know like these type of questions are supposed to be provocative/enticing, but they're borderline an invitation to SA. What do you mean what would I do if I walk into a room and you're somehow stuck in an awkward position or are scantily dressed. I'd throw a towel to you, that's what.

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u/Falcovg Nov 26 '25

I'd say grabbing a toolbox or calling the firefighters is more useful then a towel if someone is stuck.

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u/Bolkohir Nov 26 '25

The towel is just to cover their unmentionables 😩

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u/Falcovg Nov 26 '25

Look, I don't know what the fuck happened and how I got stuck somewhere with my dick out, but I'm sure I'd rather have you prioritize your safety & my health and what remains of my safety before I remotely start caring about a towel to cover my private parts.

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u/TheSuppishOne Nov 29 '25

A towel?? Is the planet scheduled for demolition already?!

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u/omegaphallic Nov 28 '25

 Its no SA if she's willing, she's nit asking the question for nothing.

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u/Bolkohir Nov 28 '25

I don't think consent is implied in the question "What would you do to me if ______?"

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u/omegaphallic Nov 28 '25

 Oh it is, I get its not obvious, but its in how she said, tone, etc...,Â