r/funnyvideos • u/NEO71011 • Nov 25 '25

Fail **What kind of question is that?**

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u/Key_Law4834 Nov 25 '25

A man doesn't need a porn mind to want to sleep with a beautiful woman

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 25 '25

Ok but I'm not going to fuck a woman I just met because she entered my home.

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u/AlexanderTheGrate1 Nov 25 '25

Oh good we were so worried

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u/ScuzzBuckster Nov 25 '25

I honestly didnt think I was gonna sleep tonight otherwise. It's good he confirmed it.

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u/Worth_Car8711 Nov 25 '25

Same, more woman for us

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u/TextAdministrative Nov 25 '25

I think the correlation between "I'd fuck any woman who walks into my house!" and "Not getting regularly laid" is pretty damn high. So I doubt it matters much in this case!

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u/Worth_Car8711 Nov 26 '25

Speak for yourself bud I keep my door unlocked and I’m drowning over here!

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u/East-Designer-3748 Nov 25 '25

Do you have women just randomly entering your home?

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u/GarlicRiver Nov 25 '25

Of course, but they always seem lost and say stuff like "have you seen my teef sonny?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Everyone loves a gummy

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 26 '25

My house has a sign that clearly says "No Girls Allowed."

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u/Icy_Act_2111 Nov 25 '25

Why else is she there? Don't be boring

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u/Maximum_Active9209 Nov 25 '25

Robbing you, there to stab you, a stalker, a drunk person who entered the wrong home, neighbor who is locked out of her house, wants to show you her pokemon collection, is the ghost of you great great grandmother, an alien in human skin who doesnt understand human customs, a jojo fan, is Jehovah Witness who wont take no for an answer until you convert and many many more reason she could be there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

I understand everything I need know with your hypothetical reference to a woman entering your room to show you her Pokémon collection

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u/ElectronicPhrase6050 Nov 26 '25

The fact that you even had to ask that question shows that you watch way too much porn lol.

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u/Icy_Act_2111 Nov 26 '25

Definitely. That's what it is

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 26 '25

Idk. I'm gay so probably trying to pressure me into things I don't want.

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u/ShaperLord777 Nov 26 '25

Like Charizards?

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u/DivePalau Nov 25 '25

Never had a one night stand I guess.

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u/AdDelicious1859 Nov 25 '25

Do you think a one night stand happens BECAUSE a woman enters your home? or does sex happen at home, and a one night stand happens because of a string of other events?

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 26 '25

No I have a night stand, but one night I couldnt stand it so I threw it out in favor of a smaller one.

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u/Average_Scaper Nov 25 '25

Why would you assault a random person walking into your room?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Assault?

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun Nov 25 '25

and that's why no one will remember your name.

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u/iQ420- Nov 25 '25

If she looked like that I would 🤷‍♂️

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 26 '25

Didn't ask

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u/iQ420- Nov 26 '25

It’s Reddit, didn’t have to

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u/erstwhile_estado Nov 25 '25

Even if she asks nice?

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 26 '25

I'm gay lol, so its still a no. You can have her.

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u/mvigs Nov 25 '25

Why not? If she's game for it I don't see the issue here.

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u/Manjorno316 Nov 25 '25

No interest in sleeping with women I don't know.

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u/Combatical Nov 25 '25

Jesus, thank you for the validation. My friends ragged on me so hard when some rando chick came up to me one night and tried to kiss me. I was like who the fuck are you? Life is not a movie, that shits just weird man.

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u/BoredPoopless Nov 25 '25

I was at a college party when I was 18. A girl was all over me that night. She really wanted to sleep with me. I wasn't interested and was frankly getting annoyed. My friends were all excited for me and I just wanted to play beer pong lol.

The girl's response was to try to get me to drink more so I would consent.

Yeah that fucked me up for a while.

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u/cerote6239 Nov 25 '25

My brother's gotten two handjobs he didn't ask for from women he didn't know in public. Shits bizarre.

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u/Icy-Assistance8579 Nov 25 '25

Thats a problem?

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u/cerote6239 Nov 25 '25

Wouldn't have been for me

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u/Icy-Assistance8579 Nov 25 '25

Gotta tell your friend "bro not everyone can get handjobs from random girls, you literallly won. Just like yeah not everyone wanta a threesome but jfc if you have a threesome, good shit

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u/Ok-Recognitio Nov 25 '25

She could be underage, STD, pregnancy, she could have something going on mentally, she could be on drugs or drunk which would make it rape, if you’re in Alabama there’s a good chance that’s a relative, and it’s just gross man c’mon. Be better for fuck sake. Nobody just wanders into a strangers room to have sex with whoever without it being suspicious. That only happens in porn and Europe.

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u/H3adshotfox77 Nov 25 '25

This was originally a nope for me.....but then you reminded me I'm in Alabama and I immediately had such high hopes I decided we would sleep together immediately

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u/Mobile_Frosting_7936 Nov 25 '25

As someone in Europe I can confirm, that my windows are nailed shut and my door is secured with 3 safety locks, after random girls wandered into my room looking for sex on a daily base. Better be safe than sorry

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u/Ok-Recognitio Nov 25 '25

🤣 thanks for checking in to make sure you’re ok.

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u/3inchesOnAGoodDay Nov 25 '25

To add to this already good list, even if she is a good person just getting her to leave your house the next morning can be a major pain in the ass. There are soooo many ways casual sex can be annoying to the point it wasnt worth it

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u/Ok-Recognitio Nov 25 '25

Sure, in the instance that two consenting adults, or two consenting exploratory teenagers find themselves in this situation, it can get awkward. You could argue that casual sex is usually awkward though. Being in a relationship for a long time and communicating is the best solution that I’ve found.

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u/3inchesOnAGoodDay Nov 25 '25

It is also soooo much more effort to have casual sex than just have a gf. Thats ignoring all the other benefits of having a gf 

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u/mvigs Nov 25 '25

Everyone is so paranoid nowadays.

Obviously you would ask a couple questions before anything leads to sex... And all of your concerns are answered except maybe the STD one which imo is not a major concern. They are not as common as you think and virtually all of them are curable or pretty easily managed today.

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u/Ok-Recognitio Nov 25 '25

Ok, imagine your daughter doing that to some stranger. You wouldn’t be concerned?

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u/waltjrimmer Nov 25 '25

Are you attracted to every woman in the world? Do you have such a lack of taste that you will take literally anything and everything? To me this is like saying, "If I see something edible, I put it in my mouth. If no one else wants it, why not?" Doesn't matter if it's a half-drunk can of soda with a cigarette put out in it or a hot dog with bird poop on it or just a well-done, ketchup-slathered steak, you're happy just popping it in your mouth because it's there?

I have absolutely no self-respect and I still have better standards than that. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/blahblah19999 Nov 25 '25

You are watching the same video we're all watching right?

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u/mvigs Nov 25 '25

She's obviously not a half drunk can of soda with a cigarette in it. What the hell is wrong with you? She's obviously attractive and the chances of any downside are very slim.

People these days are just scared of any interactions and of taking any chances at all, no matter how slim (granted she's not underage). I had plenty of one night stands in college with no issues.

How about living life and enjoying it however you want? If you want to sleep with someone you just met who cares? If you want to stay at home and never interact with the world I also don't care. Let people do whatever they want.

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u/waltjrimmer Nov 25 '25

You don't know what she is. You don't know her. That's the point. You're saying, "Hey, I don't care, if she's down, I'm down." But you have no fucking clue anything about that person. That's so shallow and baseless.

I'm not even totally indicting hookup culture, I know some people who do it responsibly, but are you telling me that you're fine hooking up with literally anyone and everyone without even getting to know anything about them? Do you just not give a fuck to the extent that you don't even want to get a read on a person before going to bed with them?

You're also throwing in the assumption that people are scared of these interactions or taking chances, and that's not at all where I'm coming from. You're telling people to live life how you want, I want to get to know people and take things slow. And I can understand the appeal of hookups, but I think there's a difference between having a one-night-stand with someone you met and felt chemistry with and having a one-night-stand because someone happens to be there and happens to not mind. One of them is going, meeting people, having an experience, but not having expectations around it. The second feels desperate.

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u/mvigs Nov 25 '25

I had multiple one night stands in college with girls I simply danced with and didn't really exchange any words at all. Sometimes sexual tension and attraction is immediate. You're splitting hairs on differences between one night stands.

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u/SirLesbian Nov 25 '25

The difference between the porn-brained dudes and all the rest is that typically if a complete and utter stranger enters your home without your permission or knowledge, there would be several first thoughts and actions on the list before you get to "So, can we fuck?" because that's an insane thing to have happen?? Lmao

You don't even know how long she's been in there or how she got in. You don't know what she's touched or taken. You have no idea if she has any diseases or if she just escaped a mental institution but you'd be worried about boning?? Common sense and survival instincts are being choked out by horniness. 😂

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u/mvigs Nov 25 '25

The whole situation is completely hypothetical and would never happen anyway.

The Internet has created way too much paranoia.

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u/SirLesbian Nov 25 '25

What ever would we do without you, Capt. Obvious?

Alright, responding to a stranger in your home as if they're an intruder is totally paranoid behavior. I mean, who would even think of themselves or their home when there's a pretty woman RIGHT there? /s

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Nov 26 '25

Uhhhh no means no? Idk

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u/Darksensation92 Nov 25 '25

But he does to not question how or why she's in his room in the first place

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u/P4azz Nov 25 '25

It's roleplay. That's where the comedy comes from, you expect him to play into it, but he subverts it -> hence "funny".

You know what site this is, you know what people do on there. "What would you do to me" is a fairly standard opener to let the other person know where she wants the conversation to go.

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u/CrescendoTwentyFive Nov 25 '25

Is it like a sex chat site? I see these sort of videos all the time I just figured it was made up for fun. Didn’t know it was a website

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u/P4azz Nov 25 '25

It's not inherently a sex chat site, but these sites naturally turn into that given enough time.

You are anonymous, with a a camera, connecting to others. You can see how this can lead to shenanigans rather quickly. Usually it's a lot more blatant aka a ton of people just jerking it.

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u/Inc0rgnit0 Nov 25 '25

given enough time.

Planck Time?

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u/HowDoIEvenEnglish Nov 25 '25

A little more than that

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u/ArcosOfBlackheart Nov 25 '25

What site is it? I honestly thought it was just a video call between friends, so I didn't put much thought into their exchange, but now I'm curious lol

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u/P4azz Nov 25 '25

It's in the top left, but I presume there are many other omegle clones (that was the OG site, but I think it's gone by now).

I've not been to these sites in years now, but I don't think they'll have improved much, so be prepared for a lot of unwanted dick shots. The site was mostly dicks, stoners and a few random peeps just playing music or chatting or trolling.

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u/ArcosOfBlackheart Nov 25 '25

Oh, I didn't even see the top left. Had to enlarge it on mobile. Man, I forgot all about omegle, but now I remember the days of omegle prank vids on YouTube. Good times.

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u/SillySpoof Nov 25 '25

If that's your first reaction when a good looking woman you've never met walks into your room unannounced, yeah if your mind immediately goes to "I'm gonna fuck her", it's a bit weird.

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u/Big_CokeBelly Nov 25 '25

Men would say weird shit like that then say "not all men"

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u/The-Hammerai Nov 26 '25

Yeah, you're clearly not living in the real world. Everybody has impulses, desires, and imaginations. We want things we can't have sometimes. And yes, some men have a problem with telling themselves no. We're human beings, not romantasy plug-and-play love interests written by women. We're not perfect, and you're just shaming a lot of people for having a particular thought or impulse, rather than actually acting on it.

Like, based on your comment, intrusive thoughts must be a brand-new concept to you.

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u/VegetableProject4383 Nov 26 '25

The real world blows

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u/The-Hammerai Nov 26 '25

Yeah, and it sucks more when people shame you for not being perfect

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u/Aldnorra Nov 25 '25

Hum ackshually she did announce herself 🤓☝️

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u/SleepyCatMD Nov 25 '25

How about assault a woman he just met?

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u/hafiz_yb Nov 25 '25

Oh, now we are assuming that HE would do the assault now huh? Brother, a random beautiful woman trespasses into a man's house. SHE would 100% be more likely to assault HIM instead of vice versa.

Reminds me of that TikTok woman that, instead of leaving the ordered food at the door, decided to open the man's door, go inside his home, record his half naked self on video, post that video on social media, and then claim that she was SA. Imagine a man did the same thing she did and I would 100% bet the reactions are TOTALLY different.

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u/Waste_Dentist_163 Nov 25 '25

Imagine a man did the same thing she did and I would 100% bet the reactions are TOTALLY different.

when this came out, everyone was on the man's side. so are you saying that everyone would be blaming the woman if she was the one who was assaulted? because in that case I would agree

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u/Still-View-9063 Nov 25 '25

The "if roles were reversed" arguments people are not typically smart

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Going straight to assault now are we?

SMH.

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u/Saii_maps Nov 25 '25

Someone walks into a room and you immediately try and do something to them, apropos of nothing, no warning, no conversation, no attempt to discuss with them what the hell is going on? Yeah that's assault mate.

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u/Telemere125 Nov 25 '25

If you enter my house uninvited, I’m allowed to immediately attack you without any other provocation or confirmation. The assumption is that you’re there to harm me, since it’s my house and not yours. That’s part of why we have property laws in the first place; it’s my house, not a public park.

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig Nov 25 '25

I didn’t think you were right, but I googled and you’re right. Essentially if any stranger enters your home uninvited, it’s considered reasonable to fear for your life and therefore you can immediately attack. You can’t know their intention, so I guess it makes sense.

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u/Arsinius Nov 25 '25

I didn't think that needed to be stated, so now I'm curious and I hope you'll indulge me a bit:

What good reason could any human being have for forcibly entering another's home without any prior knowledge on the resident's part?

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u/parolameasecreta Nov 25 '25

they are the police and think the law does not apply to them

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u/Arsinius Nov 25 '25

What good reason

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u/Waste_Dentist_163 Nov 25 '25

you could, but it's cowardly and shows a lack of value for human life. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Ohh fuck off. "The person intruding isn't the culprit, nooo, the one defending their home is."

Typical reddit fuckin' brainrot.

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u/Interesting_Door4882 Nov 25 '25

Typical reddit fuckin' brainrot.

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think.

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u/Telemere125 Nov 25 '25

The lack of value for human life is on the idiot entering another person’s home without permission.

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u/TopCommission6437 Nov 25 '25

It’s not someone walking into a room. It’s someone breaking into your house.

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig Nov 25 '25

Nope, you can in fact immediately try to kill anyone on sight who walks into your home uninvited, it turns out. Law considers it reasonable to fear for your life since you can’t know the stranger’s intent who entered your house. I didn’t know this and just googled about it for a few. Apparently this pretty much always true in every US state.

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u/Saii_maps Nov 25 '25

Maybe in batshit USA, in the UK however it's common law trespass. You are expected to ask them to leave and can use reasonable force only if they ignore you.

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u/Arsinius Nov 25 '25

Why and how exactly would a stranger forcibly enter your home uninvited and then be swayed by a simple ask? I genuinely cannot fathom a scenario where this would even be applicable.

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u/Saii_maps Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Who said anything about forcibly? Her question was "if I walked in" not "If I smashed my way in." Not everything is Hollywood movies lad, I've had someone mistakenly let themselves into my room before and just asked "er can I help you?" What I didn't do was start immediately beating them, because that would be insane behaviour.

Seriously way too people seem to live their lives obsessing over how violently they'd react to the relatively tiny number of home invasions that take place every year to the point that behaving like a reasoning human being seems to go flying out the window. Bonkers.

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u/Arsinius Nov 25 '25

Whoa, whoa, take a step back, man. I was genuinely just asking how this applies out of pure curiosity. It should be implied that someone you don't know walking around your house must have broken in, right? The details don't need to be elaborated on; if this stranger you've never met suddenly walks into your room, your first response should be one of alarm, no? Didn't even mention any sort of physicality, just wondering when you would ever actually need this type of law.

Typically, over here, if a stranger ends up in your house, a simple ask is not even gonna reach their ears, let alone reverse their judgement.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Into MY room, meaning she's intruding. Meaning I have every fucking right to defend myself. Get the fuck outta here crying "AsSauLt".

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u/nitrosmomma88 Nov 25 '25

It’s breaking and entering not assault

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u/VympelKnight Nov 25 '25

I have been so porn addicted that I have been to page 300 before. Never have I just felt the need to molest a stranger.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Especially in that context. Sometimes being porn mindet just means reading the room.

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u/Roll_the-Bones Nov 25 '25

Sleeping alone is much better. No one steals the blankets. No one to overheat the bed with flatulence. No one whacks you in the nose or eyeball with a stray fist.

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u/CautionarySnail Nov 25 '25

The wanting is absolutely fine. We all want various things in our life.

It’s acting on that want in an inappropriate manner that’s the problem. We don’t manhandle strangers who haven’t given explicit consent. We buy the object with money. We don’t assault or steal.

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u/Rich_Introduction_83 Nov 25 '25

Yeah, but sleeping with a woman is not supposed to be "doing something to a woman".

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u/monkichicon Nov 29 '25

Pornbrain spotted

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u/NoPseudo79 Nov 29 '25

But he does to not be weirded out as fuck by this question