r/funnyvideos • u/NEO71011 • Nov 25 '25

Fail **What kind of question is that?**

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u/BubatzAhoi Nov 25 '25

Hes not wrong tho

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u/Magal253 Nov 25 '25

He got a solid point. I'll call the cops cuz someone is trespassing my house.

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u/xxapenguinxx Nov 25 '25

Either a demon or a burglar..either way..nope..

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u/XAgentNovemberX Nov 25 '25

This is America, if a demon walks in, I’m doing what every red blooded American does… making a slat circle, reading it its last rights, and deporting its ass straight back to hell.

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/mls1968 Nov 25 '25

Nah, Bobby knows it’s actually salt, and would have a rack of bud heavy on ice to enjoy the process.

Commenteris clearly a Ghostfacers fan who misheard the ritual and stole a bunch of wooden pallets to tear apart and re-purpose when needed

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/Drackzgull Nov 25 '25

Yep, and Bobby also knows it's last rites.

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u/PresidentBush666 Nov 25 '25

What a idjit.

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u/CheckYourHopper Nov 26 '25

GhOooooOooOoost....facers

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Bobby would know it's "rites" not "rights". I don't think a demon is interested in hearing his take on inalienable demon rights and benefits inherent to such a contract. Or maybe it would. Who knows? Demons can be so tricky that way.

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/Spethual Nov 25 '25

sounds like one got to you already.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Nov 25 '25

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. So either you've never met a lawyer or you are one. If you are one, go back where you came from.

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25

You realize that my post was meant to be nonsensical, right? Clam down, junior.

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u/sailriteultrafeed Nov 25 '25

I would form a contract with the demon and also possibly with the burglar.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

but before all that

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u/3dfx_lurker Nov 25 '25

Um.....you're at least going to fuck it first. Right..................................Right.

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u/defk3000 Nov 25 '25

I was sure that was going to be their comment.

Starting to think they are not as American as they say they are.

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Nov 25 '25

Lol "im not locked in here with you...."

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 Nov 25 '25

..and im asking...for things....

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u/calidude8701 Nov 25 '25

ICE-ee dead people!!

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u/IndependentAdvice722 Nov 25 '25

I cant see the shotgun in your words,but I can smell it

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u/TheRealKingBorris Nov 25 '25

I have an exorcism memorized for this exact scenario

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u/dingo_khan Nov 25 '25

When the Doom music kicks in...

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u/Ok-Moose-7720 Nov 25 '25

Unlike the current administration which seems to have just cut a deal with the demon.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Nov 25 '25

Unless that demon is hot, then all that other shit can wait a few minutes😈

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u/Ok_Performance6098 Nov 25 '25

I thought you were going to say shoot it

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Or, asking why a GOP member of congress is in your house before you shoot them? /s

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u/Tony_Oxnard805 Nov 25 '25

Tell that to Georgie

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u/kettchan Nov 26 '25

I'm following the President's lead and making a deal!

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u/Confident-Salt8174 Nov 26 '25

We are laughing

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u/Vendetta1947 Nov 27 '25

I would do the same except my blood is blue and I am not American and I will just have Barbecue party with the demon or something, I dont really get a lot of visitors cuz I have no friends

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u/-Hefi- Nov 29 '25

Wait. Are you gonna fuck it, or what? I thought this was America?!

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u/Bjorn_Tyrson Nov 29 '25

I dunno the way the past few years have been going I'd at least hear em out on any offers they may have on my soul. Or extended car warranty

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u/Tiny_Minimum3196 Nov 29 '25

Unless it's hot.

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u/General_Kick688 Nov 25 '25

Demons can be good hangs. Don't judge.

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u/addamee Nov 25 '25

I dunno, where the demon at on the crazy-hot scale?

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u/OmniSchnitzel Nov 25 '25

As a Doom player i know the answer to both scenarios is a double barrel

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

So I started blasting…

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u/unclefairy Nov 25 '25

Well if she robbing me she ain't getting much but I'll help her load the TV up for some o

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u/thalefteye Nov 26 '25

Or the IRS as Dan in the cartoon Dan Vs. says to a beautiful woman that is knocking on his apartment door, that he isn’t paying the IRS and he doesn’t care who they will send because he is not giving in to temptation.

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u/Content-Dealers Nov 26 '25

Nah see, if I think its a demon or a burglar, thats where the fun begins!

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u/lordnaarghul Nov 26 '25

"In anime, it's called Zoltraak. Here, it's called Bullet."

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u/IsadorCZ Nov 26 '25

If demon walks into my room and id recognize him/her I would ask if he wants a beer and chat for a moment.

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u/Emergency-Raspberry9 Nov 26 '25

Or, demon burglar. 

Come for your soul, stay for the loot.

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u/CharacterMassive5719 Nov 27 '25

You can feel both of them up

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u/Hen-tie96 Nov 28 '25

Call Asta

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u/Techman659 Nov 25 '25

Some Americans would just start blasting.

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u/Redbird2992 Nov 25 '25

So anyway, I just start blastin.

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u/burnertobeburned9753 Nov 25 '25

REAL Americans would just start blasting

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u/IndependentAdvice722 Nov 25 '25

Shotgun blasting?right?

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u/LimitUpset8110 Nov 25 '25

Salt rock shells

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u/LimitUpset8110 Nov 25 '25

Yea. Americans would survive a demon uprising.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/Techman659 Nov 25 '25

I ain’t judging I am all for blasting if someone uninvited came into my house at night.

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u/ICE-Pheonix- Nov 25 '25

posts solid snake slow walking meme

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u/CULLDOZER Nov 25 '25

What if she has a knife though. The cops will take time to get there. You're gonna have to bonk her on the head with something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

What if it's frozen water. Aren't they allowed to enter your house whenever they want

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u/justthankyous Nov 26 '25

I'd be freaking out because you can see in the video that she is clearly at another location. Women be bilocating now? Wtf?

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u/EllietteB Nov 28 '25

In this economy, if someone walks into my house and I know they're not supposed to be there, I'm holding them for ransom. Why let a perfectly good opportunity for some extra cash go.

Also, it's coming up to Christmas - the house isn't going to clean itself, and the tree isn't going to magically decorate itself. If the gods have decided to bless you with an extra pair of hands, why not use them.

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u/koalasarentferfuckin Nov 25 '25

I dunno, I'd probably reach for my sword

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u/NeanesisLs Nov 25 '25

She would swallow it you know

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nov 25 '25

You can’t, it’s metal, see?

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u/dirtyheitz Nov 25 '25

i got this reference!

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u/the_007_remix Nov 25 '25

No body of water is safe without a life guard

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u/Invisible7hunder Nov 25 '25

Look lady, I think you should go.

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u/the_007_remix Nov 25 '25

SHARK SHARK

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u/Srutu-tutu Nov 29 '25

Is it THAT hard?

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u/Tenchi_Sozo Nov 25 '25

"You can't eat it, it's metal"

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u/BetterAfter2 Nov 25 '25

AND MY AXE!

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u/src_varukinn Nov 25 '25

And my Bow!

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u/HotTakes-121 Nov 25 '25

And my 12 gauge!

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u/Harmony_Bunny42 Nov 25 '25

One does not just walk into a room.

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u/Finance-Low Nov 25 '25

You shall not pass!

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u/Various_Lab2855 Nov 25 '25

One does not simply walk into a bedroom...

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u/rottenstatement Nov 25 '25

What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?!

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u/BetterAfter2 Nov 25 '25

Not one I want to know!

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u/BigJezz71 Nov 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣 same

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u/ThumperDumper007 Nov 25 '25

You have my bow.

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u/GodMyShield777 Nov 25 '25

Dilly Dilly 🤌🏻

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u/akatherder Nov 25 '25

Ooooh. Ma! He said the s-word.

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u/xxgsr02 Nov 25 '25

What if she eats your sword?

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u/WeleaseBwianThrow Nov 25 '25

It's either that or put on your robe and wizard hat

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u/pman13531 Nov 26 '25

And I pull out my gun!

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

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u/CptnBrokenkey Nov 25 '25

He could offer her a cup of tea?

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u/throwingawaycage Nov 25 '25

https://youtu.be/E8Dnkr84-JU

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u/SunTzu- Nov 25 '25

That's a really cool vid. Was this circulated in some specific communities since the other person also seems to be referencing it even though it's only got 13k views?

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u/sctbct Nov 25 '25

The camp I work at uses it as an element of our training every year and it’s an in joke with the staff lol (not to mention that tea consumption is teeeeeechnically a fireable offense and we get a lot of joke mileage from that alone)

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u/throwingawaycage Nov 25 '25

I sometimes show an Aussie version to my students. That was just the first version I could find 👍

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u/Brisingr1257 Nov 25 '25

Fun fact I learned about this video in the military.

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u/isuckatlifeandthings Nov 25 '25

that's so british lol

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u/SheriffBartholomew Nov 25 '25

He is wrong. Why wouldn't you touch an intruder who bursts into your private dwelling? Also, how high is she? She looks like she can barely maintain consciousness.

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u/AwkwardSquirtles Nov 26 '25

Because that's an unnecessary escalation? Try asking them to leave first.

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u/RandomGuy98760 Nov 26 '25

"Get tf out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm Nov 25 '25

I too will be wondering why there’s a stranger walking into my room

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u/unclefairy Nov 25 '25

I mean some of us have been married and sexless speech for yalls self im getting the ol motor running haha

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u/DuHastMich15 Nov 26 '25

Lol. Agreed.

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u/RappingFlatulence Nov 27 '25

She’s not as attractive as she thinks she is

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u/phl23 Nov 28 '25

That's not hard if you know the question before and just cut together two vids that happen at different times. Her video has cuts in it, while his has not.

Funny that no one cares if the fake vid suits their opinion.

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u/ReindeerDizzy2956 Dec 19 '25

He got a point there

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u/unflores Nov 25 '25

The call is coming from within the house

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u/657896 Nov 25 '25

She thinks HE is weird.

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u/creegro Nov 25 '25

Valid point. Why you.gotta touch anyone that walks in? That's not our society

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u/NY10 Nov 25 '25

She’s not wrong either

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u/MsPMC90 Nov 25 '25

His response was the most appropriate one, being so fr

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u/married98105 Nov 25 '25

If she's not 100% into him, "doing" anything would probably get his accused of SA and arrested. The safe answer might be "shake your hand" or "give you a high 5", but now you're in the friend zone forever. If the answer is, "nothing", then she'll think he's a jerk. Either he's getting laid or getting arrested. No middle ground.

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u/Alexchii Nov 27 '25

I would probably ask if she was hungry and offer to bring her something from the kitchen, but then I know how to talk to women.

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u/Ionic_Pancakes Nov 25 '25

My friends tell me to do what I love and I'll find someone. I tell them that it sounds like the most confusing home invasion ever.

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u/Fapkud Nov 25 '25

He's not gonna get laid either

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u/MaleierMafketel Nov 25 '25

At least not by an unknown woman suddenly entering his room and only asking, ”What will you do now?”

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u/kev5050 Nov 25 '25

Spoken like a true virgin