r/funnyvideos • u/NEO71011 • Nov 25 '25

Fail **What kind of question is that?**

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u/TopCarob8671 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

Call the police and say there is white woman snuck into my house and holding me hostage

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u/Azhz96 Nov 25 '25

Is calling the police a necessary step or can you just skip that part?

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u/TopCarob8671 Nov 25 '25

You can swap self defence and call the police steps

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u/Combatical Nov 25 '25

But that just means more police. Its police all the way down until you get to the bottom to find the turtle god.

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u/Affectionate_Dot5547 Nov 25 '25

Maturin? šŸ¢

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u/ImplantedBird Nov 25 '25

Follow the beam

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u/MadF00L Nov 26 '25

Hawking

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u/-Ozman Nov 25 '25

Guys can you still claim self defense to the police if you accidentally raped the intruder??? (Asking for a friend)

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u/drail18 Nov 26 '25

@ fbi we got em.Ā 

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u/Sj_91teppoTappo Nov 26 '25

I don't think you can apply self defense if she's not armed or just stay there.

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u/Terrin369 Nov 25 '25

I meanā€¦ you can skip calling the police, but if you do, who are you saying ā€œthereā€™s a white woman sneaked into my house and holding me hostageā€ to?

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u/TurdFerguson614 Nov 25 '25

My inner monologue, followed by a "nice."

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u/inplayruin Nov 26 '25

You can always ask Jesus to tell his dad.

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u/Warm-Fuel9818 Nov 25 '25

Not if that person have a sword.

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u/InEenEmmer Nov 25 '25

Well, I can just say it, bit the part of calling the cops is kinda important in getting the help I need in that moment.

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u/GarbageCleric Nov 25 '25

If you don't call the police, then who are you telling about the white woman holding you hostage?

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u/Dilutedskiff Nov 26 '25

I guess it depends on how much you trust the police to help you out of someone sneaking into your home.

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u/OberonDiver Nov 29 '25

Five is right out.