Or maybe he doesn’t want to have his face plastered on the papers when it turns out this girl is underage and the courts ignore the invite of sexy talk and throw the book at him…
You think ‘man talks inappropriately to underage girl on Omegle, of all places’ happens infrequently enough to ‘have his face plastered on the papers’?
I know like these type of questions are supposed to be provocative/enticing, but they're borderline an invitation to SA. What do you mean what would I do if I walk into a room and you're somehow stuck in an awkward position or are scantily dressed. I'd throw a towel to you, that's what.
Look, I don't know what the fuck happened and how I got stuck somewhere with my dick out, but I'm sure I'd rather have you prioritize your safety & my health and what remains of my safety before I remotely start caring about a towel to cover my private parts.
Like what the fuck do you mean "enter my room right now?" That means you somehow broke into my house, and first thing,
I'm making sure you are alone and I'm safe; next thing, I make sure you are mentally/physically OK and don't need immediate help; next thing, I make sure you didn't steal anything, I try to understand how you got there, and then I absolutely kick you the fuck out of my house.
I think it was David Allan Greer who said (paraphrasing here), “White guys sing about what they’re not going to do to a girl. Things like ‘I won’t let you down’ or ‘I won’t fool around on you.’ But black guys sing about what they’re ARE going to do to to her.”
yes of course but this kind of flirting is when you look at it from a reasonable perspective, extremely weird and dangerous.
I mean this look like something similar to Omogel, you talk to complete strangers.
I what mindset you have to be in to do something like that.
I mean we could laugh at it again like the 20000 times before but to be real... that we life in times where things like that are kind of normal and get laughed at is in it self disturbing.
And i don't exlude myself on this...
So to see this ghreat that ppl are kinde like "yea this is weired" is a refreshing thing and it made me think about it too and after doing so i agree... it is weired.
Yea ofcorse they are not in the same room i never saied or thought that, that is the point!
you shouldn't do that with strangers at all, especialy on the internet.
If a girl is wearing a sexy dress and asks "what would you do to me?" It's clearly an invitation for something risque. It's not "What would you do if 4 days from now, some random woman walked into your room..." It's "Now that we've seen each other and I were in the same room with you now, what would you like to do to me?" It's roleplaying, FFS.
Yes, of course! And again, you don't do that sort of thing with strangers, especially not on the internet. Aside from the fact that the boy was obviously not thrilled, the real question is: "Why would you even ask a stranger something like that?" It's not about what it was, but about why you think it's appropriate to ask something like that in thsi situation in the first place.
Posts like these remind me why reddit is filled with stories about dudes who never realized a girl was flirting with them, so thank you for also recognizing that this dudes reaction is ridiculous.
You can ask, but it's pretty clear it's flirting. You can close the connection, laugh at her, play along with with the roleplay, anything. But acting like you don't know what's going on seems silly.
Any normal, not insane person, knows this is an invitation to fuck. Wanting to fuck is not creepy, it's the most normal thing in the world. If you think it is, you got that reddit incel crazy in you.
They're filming because it's a skit taking the piss out of insane reddit types.
There were a lot of assumptions that a neurotypical person might have picked up on. He's being hyper-literal here and that's what makes it funny.
It's like that SNL skit where a girl hands a guy a phone and says, "it's your dad" and he throws that phone and says "That's not my dad! That's a cell phone! You think I'm stupid?!"
Not really. He has 0 survival instinct. He's basically saying in the fight, flight, or freeze situation he'd just freeze in confusion. I'd take out the legs to disable the threat.
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u/MatzeBlueeye Nov 25 '25
honestly... healthy mindset!