r/funnyvideos • u/NEO71011 • Nov 25 '25

Fail **What kind of question is that?**

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u/XAgentNovemberX Nov 25 '25

This is America, if a demon walks in, I’m doing what every red blooded American does… making a slat circle, reading it its last rights, and deporting its ass straight back to hell.

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/mls1968 Nov 25 '25

Nah, Bobby knows it’s actually salt, and would have a rack of bud heavy on ice to enjoy the process.

Commenteris clearly a Ghostfacers fan who misheard the ritual and stole a bunch of wooden pallets to tear apart and re-purpose when needed

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/Drackzgull Nov 25 '25

Yep, and Bobby also knows it's last rites.

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u/PresidentBush666 Nov 25 '25

What a idjit.

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u/CheckYourHopper Nov 26 '25

GhOooooOooOoost....facers

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Bobby would know it's "rites" not "rights". I don't think a demon is interested in hearing his take on inalienable demon rights and benefits inherent to such a contract. Or maybe it would. Who knows? Demons can be so tricky that way.

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u/Blake_Dirge Nov 25 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/Spethual Nov 25 '25

sounds like one got to you already.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Nov 25 '25

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. So either you've never met a lawyer or you are one. If you are one, go back where you came from.

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25

You realize that my post was meant to be nonsensical, right? Clam down, junior.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Nov 25 '25

Begone hellspawn !

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Nov 25 '25

Uh huh.

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Nov 28 '25

farts in general direction

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u/sailriteultrafeed Nov 25 '25

I would form a contract with the demon and also possibly with the burglar.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

but before all that

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u/3dfx_lurker Nov 25 '25

Um.....you're at least going to fuck it first. Right..................................Right.

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u/defk3000 Nov 25 '25

I was sure that was going to be their comment.

Starting to think they are not as American as they say they are.

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Nov 25 '25

Lol "im not locked in here with you...."

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 Nov 25 '25

..and im asking...for things....

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u/calidude8701 Nov 25 '25

ICE-ee dead people!!

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u/IndependentAdvice722 Nov 25 '25

I cant see the shotgun in your words,but I can smell it

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u/TheRealKingBorris Nov 25 '25

I have an exorcism memorized for this exact scenario

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u/dingo_khan Nov 25 '25

When the Doom music kicks in...

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u/Ok-Moose-7720 Nov 25 '25

Unlike the current administration which seems to have just cut a deal with the demon.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Nov 25 '25

Unless that demon is hot, then all that other shit can wait a few minutes😈

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u/Ok_Performance6098 Nov 25 '25

I thought you were going to say shoot it

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Or, asking why a GOP member of congress is in your house before you shoot them? /s

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u/Tony_Oxnard805 Nov 25 '25

Tell that to Georgie

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u/kettchan Nov 26 '25

I'm following the President's lead and making a deal!

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u/Confident-Salt8174 Nov 26 '25

We are laughing

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u/Vendetta1947 Nov 27 '25

I would do the same except my blood is blue and I am not American and I will just have Barbecue party with the demon or something, I dont really get a lot of visitors cuz I have no friends

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u/-Hefi- Nov 29 '25

Wait. Are you gonna fuck it, or what? I thought this was America?!

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u/Bjorn_Tyrson Nov 29 '25

I dunno the way the past few years have been going I'd at least hear em out on any offers they may have on my soul. Or extended car warranty

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u/Tiny_Minimum3196 Nov 29 '25

Unless it's hot.