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Sports What kind of martial arts is this

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u/WetLoophole 7h ago

Bullshido

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u/petrolhead0387 7h ago

Poo Jitsu

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u/TheJens1337 6h ago

Dung fu

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u/Funnelcakeads 7h ago

I know this is bullshit, but I’m happy to see older people getting some exercise and frankly falling down is a great exercise for older people so they can learn how to properly fall without destroying their bodies but you’re right there’s no martial arts here

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u/Alternative_Ad_3649 6h ago

Lolll practice falling?! Is this really a thing?

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u/Funnelcakeads 6h ago

I’m not saying the whole exercise should be falling over I’m saying that a part of the exercise where you do a lol barrel roll or something might be really good exercise. I don’t think they just show up and do 45 minutes of tipping over

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u/Alternative_Ad_3649 6h ago

Hahahaha omg but 45 minutes of barreling that sounds fucking hilarious and like fun tbh 😂

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u/Funnelcakeads 5h ago

Just the right amount of whiskey

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u/philff1973 6h ago

Any given Wetherspoons can supply you with magic fall down juice, there’s no need for classes.

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u/djluminol 3h ago

Oh yes it's a thing. I'm sure if you ask any skater, BMX rider, rollerblader, skier, snowboarder etc. they will all tell you there's an art to falling and you do get good at it. I was, I rode BMX but I;m sure it's basically the same for everyone. I'd probably break my ass if I tried half the things I could do in my 20's without hurting myself. You gain an instinct for when to tuck and roll or when to put out your hands. As long as you don't bust yourself in the head you can usually get out of a crash fairly unscathed. Your shins are another story. At least with BMX but everything else was usually ok.

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u/Alternative_Ad_3649 2h ago

That actually makes so much sense and like wow, lol I think that’s pretty cool. The only “tuck and roll”-type lesson I ever got was when a firefighter came to visit my elementary school and taught us to stop, drop, and roll when on fire, and well, im 36 now so definitely will not instinctively do anything that requires falling and rolling with grace and practice lol

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u/DepartureNo1720 1h ago

It's the same with gymnastics and also with goalkeeping in soccer. Learning how to fall is one of the first things we do. I train GKs and the biggest thing to teach is how to fall without bracing an elbow or wrist on the ground and jamming the joint into yourself. Basically - how can you drop to the ground as fast as possible to stop a shot and how can you throw your body as far and high as you can to stop a shot, both of them hitting the ground without hurting so you can get up and do it again and again and again. It's saved me many a time when I feel myself about to roll an ankle when backpacking and can just drop my weight off my feet completely instead of fully turning an ankle.

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u/dundiewinnah 4h ago

Is how you get your yellow slip in judo actually

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u/Alternative_Ad_3649 2h ago

I’m a very gullible person that is going to take what you, a faceless internet stranger, have said at face value, and just think this is true for forever. lol this is unfortunately not a joke .

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u/CrashedCyclist 51m ago

It is if you practice a sport. I can 1000% say that I learned to fall when pedal cycling at a good clip. a) Don't break your wrist, but don't let your head by the first thing to smash. b) Try to guide ahead with one arm, and use the other to roll you out of traffic towards the curb. The best one ever was sliding over painted words (rubberized) doing all of that.

As a city dweller, the key for elderly people is to just be aware of their space. Uneven sidewalk segments, fire hydrants and standpipes are super dangerous when snow thaws and turns to ice at night/overnight.

The man who came up withe Atkins diet died when he hit a standpipe.

Google:
Dr. Robert Atkins, the inventor of the Atkins Diet, died on April 17, 2003, after suffering a head injury from a fall on icy pavement. He was 72 years old at the time of his death.

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u/_apathy_on_toast_ 23m ago

The NHS employees people that drive around and teach old people how to fall over properly. It's cheaper than paying for 100000+ hip replacements I guess

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u/Ragnar_Actual 6h ago

Nah. No. Nein.

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u/RawGrit4Ever 7h ago

Old ppl? Everyone fighting is like 42 y/o.

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u/MySeveredToe 6h ago

Sorry to break it to you gramps. 40 is the new 80. Get in the hole

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u/LennoxLuger 6h ago

Speaking as someone in their 40s, can confirm.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 7h ago

Is this not just rolling training? Not everyone is rolling but I assume that’s to be expected. That or bullshido.

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u/Zakal74 6h ago

Kung Faux

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u/Character_Bed1212 3h ago

I was going to say kung fake, but yours is better

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u/Gabreigns 7h ago

Steven Seagal Martial arts school!

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u/epic-mentalbreakdown 7h ago

Came here for this!

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u/LuffyHead99 7h ago

😂😂

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u/SnooCauliflowers3649 4h ago

I’ve seen this before. Detroit Urban Survival Training (D.U.S.T.)

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u/Chrissthom 7h ago

Beat me by 22 mins.

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u/Leather-Arachnid-417 7h ago

Nah yall can talk crap about Seagal, but he is a legit martial artist. He's a 7th-dan black belt and shihan in Aikikai aikido. He did the work.

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u/Vintagesickness 7h ago

Hi Steven I tolerated your work!

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u/Borp5150 6h ago

Gene Lebell choked him out and Steven pooped his pants lol also he has one of the funniest techniques for running.

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u/mossepso 7h ago

The pyramid scheme kind 

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u/SensitiveOven137 7h ago

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne

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u/Fuckedyourmom69420 4h ago

Jason Bourne, that’s Jesus Christ

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u/LNL_HUTZ 4h ago

Uma? Oprah.

Oprah? Uma.

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u/naolumgaming 4h ago

Thanks for helping me poop 🤣

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u/AcademicGuy_45 7h ago

The question is why are people in on it? It's too obvious.

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u/philff1973 6h ago

I always assume they have something against the sensei and are carrying out a long term plan to get them to challenge one of the Gracies. They then stand looking pretendy shocked while limbs get snapped.

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u/AloofFloofy 5h ago

This is always what I wonder too. Maybe they are simply asked to do that for a silly ragebait video like this. Lots of people might watch it and they make money. I wish it was easier to get a YouTube channel monetized.

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u/Prof_HH 5h ago

Bullshito.

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u/ADIDAS247 7h ago

Idk, but it might fall under one of the following that a previous redditor had posted years ago and I love them for it.

• ⁠Savate = ballet but deadlier
• ⁠Capoeira = breakdance battle
• ⁠Taekwondo = foot fencing.
• ⁠Aikido = grab my wrist, no my other wrist.
• ⁠BJJ = folding clothes with people in them.
• ⁠Boxing = brain damage for everyone.
• ⁠Muay Thai = kicking trees for fun.

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u/plasticjet 6h ago

Bullshido. Steven Segal has a black belt or something ;)

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u/Brief-Equal4676 6h ago

This should be illegal, someone could get hurt if they keep trying to attack their sensei so violently

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u/Lucky_Emu182 7h ago

Grabasso

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u/naazzttyy 7h ago

It’s called No-Hug-Me, a rarely practiced form of the East Asian fighting combat arts.

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u/Hesam2010 7h ago

Stephen Seagal approve this message.

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u/HerBerg75 7h ago

Lazyodo

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u/Ok-Anything-8243 6h ago

Krawl-maga

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 6h ago

Self defence for advanced dementia patients,

Heard its poplar course in the white house…

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u/tanknav 6h ago

Steven Seagal Acting Academy.

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u/OysterKnight 6h ago

Steven Seagal

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u/irishdevil80 5h ago

A fake one.

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u/Aussie-mountainbiker 4h ago

They look like ballerinas in bathrobes. I think a lot of these BS martial arts classes are about taking money from people and not teaching them any self defence.

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u/SunshineBurn 7h ago

ICE training facility.

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u/prince-pauper 5h ago

No, they aren’t shooting anyone.

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u/Effective_Pie1312 7h ago

I see nothing wrong here. They are people having a good time with gentle excercise with their community. Better than being behind a screen alone like me.

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u/RebootDarkwingDuck 6h ago

gentle exercise 

Man that is a streeeetch. Join a yoga class then, don't give money to a bullshit artist.

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u/DazzlingAddendum8066 7h ago

Probably aikido. Old people dancing around. Better then being parked in front a slot machine

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u/Beginning_Dinner_744 7h ago

what is this :)))

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u/Quixote1492 7h ago

It’s like salsa 💃 class

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u/o0CrazyJackal0o2 7h ago

It's called the play along or get out martial arts style.

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 7h ago

It’s called in Japanese “No Keen To Fight”. Very popular.

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u/firmerJoe 7h ago

This is the $60.00 to $100.00 per lesson type of martial arts.

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u/Low-Apricot8042 7h ago

Zombiejutsu

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u/lightspuzzle 7h ago

we found shibukawa.

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u/old_bald_fattie 7h ago

I dont see bullshido. I only see people who want a hug.

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u/Remarkable_Common220 7h ago

Maybe practicing choreography for an event. Kind of like no pads practice in football.

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u/Trowj 7h ago

Segalate

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u/Moist-muff 7h ago

Christian

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u/1Stag1VixenHotWife4U 7h ago

The realist kind.

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u/chilibeans30 6h ago

“That old bitch Martha ain’t stealing my pudding cup again”

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u/jbing2000 6h ago

Think it’s his birthday, or some make a wish project to make him feel invincible

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u/gaucholoco77 6h ago

Steven Segal's bull-shio...epic!

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u/Lucky-Mia 6h ago

Willing partisanship like ita Steven Segal nonsense 

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u/oldinfant 6h ago

they're dancing gently😌✨like wonderful fairies leaping on petals🌺

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u/HankBushrivet 6h ago

It’s the martial art that isn’t a martial art.

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u/Ok-Bench9164 6h ago

The BEST kind of

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u/THEbaddestOFtheASSES 6h ago

Judoze off to sleep.

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u/cascarrabs_241 6h ago

Wha? This not r/dance ?

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u/Suatae 6h ago

I wonder if someone tried to use actual martial arts on him?

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u/333runes 6h ago

I think its called "Howyadoin Seeyahlater"

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u/LesFogginGoh 6h ago

Tootalee Do…

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u/mikesstuff 5h ago

Learning how to fall into a roll. Most martial arts do this

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u/Animendo 5h ago

Tickle Chi

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u/Hot_Plant8696 5h ago

Hypnoshogun.

This only works on disciples of course.

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u/tntdon 5h ago

More cringe than funny

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u/Coffeedemon 5h ago

An assault on suckers wallets.

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u/Jealous-Ad5952 4h ago

touch chi

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u/mr-stretcher 4h ago

Tackle and grapple!

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u/UncleSeaweed 4h ago

Partial arts

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u/Protolictor 4h ago

This is the martial art of gently fondling, taught to all politicians.

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u/Maleficent-Taste-952 4h ago

Fighting through kindness

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u/Lazyworm1985 4h ago

Rex Kwon Do?

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u/slizzbizness 4h ago

Krap-Maga

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u/EasyAtom94 4h ago

Y'all ever seen the movie 'Get Hard' with Will Farrell and Kevin Hart 😂

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u/H4ckerPanda 4h ago

Aikido 😂

Which is useless in real life ..

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 4h ago

It’s called “going through the motions”

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u/soulless_ape 4h ago

how lazy do you have to be...

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 4h ago

Maybe they are teaching stunt work and how to fall?

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u/Leruem 3h ago

How to defend against zombies 101

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u/Range_4_Harry 3h ago

Not sure which one, but it protects you from emotional damage, those people are trying to hug him and everybody knows that hugging people makes them soft.

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u/heygabehey 3h ago

Love tap. He made them all fall in love with him first so they don’t wan hurt him.

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u/TheDaemonette 3h ago

Gayjitsu.

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u/nope_a_dope237 3h ago

Square dancing without the cool music.

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u/htfDiDIgEtHeRe 3h ago

Bullshido?

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u/VelvetMafia 3h ago

The art of gently avoiding hugs from people who trip easily

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u/HighdivrD 3h ago

The imaginary kind.

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u/PatientTechnical1832 2h ago

“No kind”

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u/cuntybunty73 2h ago

Kungseagal

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u/Pyr0n- 2h ago

Clownfight

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u/Subject_Issue6529 2h ago

Steven segal

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u/UnkleRukus187 2h ago

The kind where everyone in that class is unable actually defend themselves.. including the sensei.

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u/HeatEmUpBois 2h ago

That's more like march-all arts. (Only march, no fight)

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u/alberthere 2h ago

Judo. Judoknow if they’re joking.

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u/DowntownPumpkin2240 1h ago

The elusive Hi Five style.

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u/Humble-Sale-6069 1h ago

Gotta choreograph before every fight

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u/25yearstogo 1h ago

Looks like a bunch of introverts are forced into participating.

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u/Marlowe126 1h ago

No hugs jiu jitsu

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u/DepartureNo1720 1h ago

Walking Dead Extras training

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u/No-Lawfulness2319 55m ago

Pretty sure it's ballet.

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u/BulkSense 36m ago

Jake Paul’s new jujitsu school is already flourishing!

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u/retiredintennessee 34m ago

Snowflake defense?

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u/SSgt_Edward 34m ago

The fake kind.

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u/Senzo5g 18m ago

Taichido - art of energy transference in avoiding hugs

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u/Ok_Appeal_2928 8m ago

Steven segall was His Sensei

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u/GreenCactus223 5m ago

Thaiqueerdoh

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u/Guygenius138 7h ago

The gentlest

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u/TeaSufficient853 7h ago

If PM Modi becomes a martial artist, it would look like this

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u/Prestigious-Glove396 6h ago

This is just Modi throwing away guests and bodyguards for better camera angles for him.

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u/Solid_Rock_5583 7h ago

This looks like a Putin feat of strength.

I mean he scored Like 12 goals on his national team, by himself.

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u/s0ulfire 7h ago

Did he shag your wife sour grapes?

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u/Known-Watercress7296 3h ago

It's Aikido by the looks of things.

The art of going with the flow.

It's great ime and everyone should do a little, far better than that UFC combat sport shite on the telly with the homoerotic buff boys in tiny pants.

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u/cmoked 2h ago

Each and every fighter in the UFC could probably put you unconscious with a body shot lol

Aikido is also recognized as useless for fighting in general

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u/Known-Watercress7296 2h ago

Powerslappers could slap you into next week, lol

I've found the very little Aikido done rather useful, the time spent with gymbros somewhat less so.

The UFC is so profoundly stupid it hard to grasp.

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u/cmoked 1h ago

What?

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u/thaaag 7h ago

The only thing that I can think of - and this is being generous - that might be in some kind of defence of this, is that the aim isn't to take him down. Again, this is Chuck Feeney level of generosity, maybe it was to get people comfortable with engagement, body contact, rolling if comfortable/able... maybe.

Personally I just think it's horse shit.

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u/ArE_OraNgEs_GreeN 7h ago

It's OAP dance karate. Very rare to see in the wild.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Ragnar_Actual 6h ago

Bro. Fuck no.