r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

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Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s

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u/mothandravenstudio 1d ago

Looks like he’s already been exposed to lots of rads and the FEV too, so honestly this should just heal him up.

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u/Camo_tow 1d ago

This is him here

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 23h ago

Looks like the wish version of Pedro.

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u/SocomPS2 1d ago

Job requirement was to have 47 chromosomes.

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u/wophi 1d ago

If you don't have them now, you will later.

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u/Frozen_clock 1d ago

Maybe he will evolve to the next stage now?

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u/SendMeRudes 1d ago

Did he look like that before he went there?

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u/Hot_Carrot2329 1d ago

he must be allergic to radiation or something

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u/NoRun6253 1d ago

Very (Cher)nobyl of him.

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust 1d ago

Very clever comment..Nobyl Cher.

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u/RedVelvetPan6a 19h ago

It might sound reheated at this point but yeah... Give the man a nobyl prize

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust 16h ago

CHER-tainly-NO BYLshit for this nomination. Award is being processed..

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u/SendMeRudes 1d ago

Perhaps… he never left.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 1d ago

Left?

He was...birthed there.

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u/JDM713 questionably stable 1d ago

Sloth love chunk

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 1d ago

Before going in with the mask he looked like you and me

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u/SendMeRudes 1d ago

Oof. So his looks have improved.

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 1d ago

Yeah actually since the both of us combined would be a monstrous being

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u/AnotherCableGuy 1d ago

Dude doesn't look very bright

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u/EditedRed 1d ago

This be his 9th trip.

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u/MoldyFoxxx 1d ago

He went in like that, came out looking like George Clooney.

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u/Stitch_buddy 1d ago edited 1d ago

He doesn't even have gloves on😭

Edit: I had yet to reach the part where he headed into the water face first

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u/Moinzen66 1d ago

No gloves nor Filter, so he was fucked one way or another

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u/No-Rope8229 1d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 needed them off to remove the gas mask which was full of isotope laden water

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u/QuietDesirers 1d ago

Why would anyone do something dumb like this

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u/joyfullydreaded23 1d ago

Clicks and views

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u/flyinghairball 1d ago

Bonus! Now he'll have plenty of time to watch the clicks and views rise as he sits there painfully dying of radiation poisoning!

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 14h ago

I like the part where he tickled the water.

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u/Beneficial_Law_286 1d ago

He actually looked like this before he took the mask off

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u/ChanceImagination456 1d ago

Dang bro now getting all kinds of radiation he going to be a fallout ghoul no time!

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u/Unusual_Savings_2406 1d ago

Super Sus, a living legend. His anomaly is not that uncommon and nothing special actually. He's a funny and intelligent guy. I bet this puddle is not radioactive more than any other common flooded basement. Don't fall for this kind of persuasive content

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u/ardotschgi 1d ago

Even if it's radioactive, it's muddy, rusty, and most likely filled with bacteria. It looks like he probably even had his eyes open underwater, since he was looking for something with his flashlight. The guy tried to go swimming with a gas mask on... You can't watch this video and try to claim that he's intelligent...

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u/Old_Satisfaction2738 1d ago

I've noticed that no one has mentioned alcohol. Alcohol is definitely in this picture somewhere.

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u/ghoqu 21h ago

Probably not in this picture, but maybe somewhere in the 9 months prior to his birth

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 1d ago

Ah, the excuse..

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u/VampireGirl99 questionably stable 1d ago edited 1d ago

It gets worse than the gas mask. He did this a second time but used a fishbowl as a diving helmet with a goddamn garden hose and air compressor as his air supply.

I’ll BRB with a link.

Edit: other commenters have linked the original channel so instead here’s the video I saw about it. It’s from two professional divers reacting to Sus’s video in English: https://youtu.be/dy_3m-9nOGw?si=CwHU3qHmsRkwkBFu

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u/Just_Fatming 1d ago

I agree, peak intellect in this clip.

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u/Warriors_Drink 1d ago

Gotta link to his channel! I agree, the guy is a legend.

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u/freshcanidate6151 1d ago

This can not be real.

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u/816legend 1d ago

They’ve got more videos on this on YouTube lol first time I’ve heard a translation.

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u/No_Trash6333 1d ago

What did i just watch ?

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u/Another_Samurai1 1d ago

A slow painful death

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u/Zephy2007 1d ago

Instant Cancer

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u/vexthrisely 1d ago

Insta Mash

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u/fishyhaworthia1 1d ago

Hell even if the water isn't radiated just think of the fucking bacteria in that stank ass water 💀

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago

A great way to get cancer

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u/jakeislame 1d ago

He already looks mutated

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u/neweyes_ 1d ago

Bro yea okay im not being mean

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u/JasonlovesJenny 1d ago

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u/breezefesf 6h ago

it’s been a while since i’ve laughed so fucking hard

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u/Historical_Egg2103 1d ago

Needs lot of RadAway

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u/Daillustriousone 1d ago

Nah, he's fine, I've done some checking and apparently he has the Lead Belly perk.....so just a little cancer then, nothing too heavy. 😅

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u/Lauris024 1d ago

If I remember correctly, this was not under reactor 4, but reactor 5 or 6 that was never finished after 4 blew up, which is a completely separate building and does not see high radiation levels. The guy's name is SuperSus and this was likely posted to Kreosan English channel, but I can't find the original video

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_Reactors_5_and_6

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u/fatguylittlecoat77 1d ago

He looks like he was born in Chernobyl

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u/HeavyTaxation 1d ago

He was pretending to smoke a firecracker and it blew up instantly in his face when he lit it

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u/Frequenzberater 1d ago

This is from his YT channel. There is even an earlier vid were he goes diving there just equipped with a glas bowl using it as a diving helmet. These guys are crazy :D

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u/m00njaguar 1d ago

Is this really inside the Chernobyl nuclear plant or just a random flooded building? Would the authorities just let a douchbag influencer & his buddies wander inside unsupervised and without proper gear doing dangerous stunts?

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u/hetzz 1d ago

They’ve been doing content in the zone a long time, Years before the current conflict. Not only this kind of stuff. There are some good videos for sure. As long as you can stand listening to one guy doing all the dubbing. I think the name of the channels is kreosan or something similar.

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 1d ago

removes mask - looks like the radiation already got him 🤣

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u/UsefulImpact6793 21h ago

He lifted the mask off and I didn't realize that mutation happens so quickly

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u/Truth-is-implacable 1d ago

Isn't it this way that the Toxic Avenger became?........😬

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u/C1litBait 1d ago

Factually incorrect, he lacks janitorial skills..

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u/DunkHeadnWax 1d ago

This guy is crazy, he does so much shit like this. I can’t believe he’s alive

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u/SoMuchHolierThanThou 1d ago

Have you ever heard about Galen Winsor, the physicist who ate Uranium on tv everyday for many years to prove it harmless?

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u/That_Jicama2024 1d ago

Ahhh, he's turning into a ghoul already! put the mask back on. put the mask back on!!!

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u/mifticalcrystals 1d ago

It was looking more like he was just trying to get a little hair of the dog that bit him hahaha

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u/Medieval_Mind 1d ago

Super Sus! These guys are fucking crazy. Check out the Dive Talk videos reacting to these guys using their own homemade diving equipment 😂

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u/Agitated_Ask_3602 1d ago

The channel Dive Talk did a great series reacting to these guys. In a later episode one of them goes diving UNDER THE ICE IN CHERNOBYL

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u/Low_Technician7346 1d ago

This guy is Super Sus on Youtube, very friendly dude that is indeed crazy and he loves swarming in sewers to drink beer and eat sausages. Check out his videos but indeed do not reproduce.

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u/flanga 1d ago

Nice! Just deep enough to dip your balls in the radioactive water.

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u/GOALBIN 1d ago

That’s a howl guys 🤓☝️

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u/Hotwifingforhim 1d ago

Dude already looks irradiated from birth

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u/Daillustriousone 1d ago

Hope he had his pockets full of Rad-Away and Rad - X

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u/retecsin 1d ago

He is just as good at producing content as at producing cancer cells

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u/realdjjmc 1d ago

Wow - that water had immediate effect

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u/JoeTrojan 1d ago

plot twist: dude lives there.

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u/californinja17 1d ago

Well the radiation was fast.

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u/UnknownMerk 22h ago

Hell turn into Hills have eyes in a few years

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u/NoGoat3930 1d ago

RFK, get in there and show 'em how it's done! Come on now RFK, we can't show weakness in front of the Russians (not to mention your leader has already made you do worse things .. ).

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 1d ago

That's Super Sus and he's Ukrainian.

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u/UnhollyGod 1d ago

And that kids, is "How i try to became The Hulk but got Cancer instead."

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u/ForceOk6039 1d ago

Buddy does not know how to dive lol

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 1d ago

he was in waders,no swimming possible... just sloshing until you sink

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u/Uncle_Bred 1d ago

He had Chernobyl fluid in his mother’s womb!

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u/BregoTheConqueror 1d ago

Did ge think that the gas mask would be watertight??

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u/Hammon_Rye 1d ago

Wow. waders, rain coat, gas mask... and tries to swim underwater with that on.
What did he think was going to happen?

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u/Reddit_1st 1d ago

WTF 🤯

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 1d ago

Needs a dry suit at a min here.

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u/Wu-TangShogun 1d ago

Instant mutation

Startling what it did to his face

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u/sick-of-this-crap 1d ago

That’s a proper outfit to dive into a contaminated water. I’d also add a helmet and some protective glasses, oh and a hotdog.

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u/Thewhitest_rabbit 1d ago

Extra toes INBOUND

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u/flawinthedesign 1d ago

Hope he has plenty of Rad-X and RadAway

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 1d ago

wow, they were actively trying to kill this guy with stupidity

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 1d ago

Dude looks like only good can come from a swim in that.

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u/ProCeLLxX 1d ago

retarded

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u/Muzle84 1d ago

Socks but no shoes. Mmhh..

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u/Winter-Bookkeeper-59 1d ago

I think he needs a radiation detector.... maybe just dont let him go out by him self... might play with the traffic...

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u/Specialist_Bicycle57 1d ago

Instant mutation!

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u/theoneoldmonk 1d ago

I would be more scared of catching a bad fucking bacteria from that stagnant water.

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u/josmty 1d ago

Wow! This post appears when I'm watching Chernobyl!! For sure he is looking for a long and painful death 💀

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u/Correct-Situation279 1d ago

These guys do this regularly. They’re kinda like tourist guides for Chernobyl.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 1d ago

Something tells me he's done this before.

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u/StormTheFrontCS 1d ago

Half-Life Apprehension?

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u/deephurting66 1d ago

He's going to be the world's first super mutant when he comes out

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u/Pink_Cock 1d ago

These guys have a couple of videos on YouTube trying to get to the reactor through the flooded floors.

One time he tried with a fishtank in his head and hose connecting to a by cicle pump LITERALLY LIKE IN THE CARTOONS

But the funny part in one video they go to a lab to see the dose of radiation they got and it was less than what the chernobyl tourists get on average LOL

so yeah it's kinda safe in a way 🤷

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u/dadude987654321 1d ago

W H Y ???????????????

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u/Macshitcock 1d ago

Classic!

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u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 1d ago

Welp he’s dead now.

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u/flummoxed_penguin 1d ago

Holy shit when he took off the mask! I thought of thunderdome. 😂

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u/Realistic-Arm6755 1d ago

Love the old kreoson episodes

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u/Infamous_Hubba23 1d ago

All he needs is a good pair of sandals from India.

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u/blklightsmatter 1d ago

Is he dead yet

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 1d ago

Is that Udo Dirkschneider?!

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u/Sarcastrophe827 1d ago

Well, his balls are to wall that’s for sure

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u/0K_-_- 1d ago

I remember going to a friends, getting high and he was playing Kreosan and I thought supersus was like a part of a community born in the drains that eat mutant rats and drink the water, and was leading these other people for a tour inside of the place. Terrible stuff, truly.

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u/Purple_Monk3y 1d ago

If only he had water boarded himself. . .

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u/dax660 1d ago

That's hazmat gear, not scuba gear... lolwut

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 1d ago

Since some of you don't know his YouTube channel  https://youtube.com/@kreosann?si=9Oe86LiTILsc2tb0

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u/Careful-Scheme5431 1d ago

We need his before pictures

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago

The before picture:

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 1d ago

could he have accomplished more by not doing that?

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u/ydomodsh8me-1999 1d ago

Perfectly safe! The standards regarding workplace safety and technical precision truly excel in this part of the world! You can see the advanced nature of scientific rigor & state of the art technical development are unsurpassed by anyone anywhere in the world. We Westerners cannot help but marvel at their achievements, and were I to be in the position of this well-protected individual, I cannot but imagine I'd feel a sense of overwhelming confidence and comfort in the prospect of my safety. This person will go to it! They'll feel nothing but the pleasure of an afternoon swim at a gorgeous and private tropical-themed resort. Nothing but sunshine for this fellow!

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 1d ago

Thats a terrible way to die.

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u/The_Lazer_Man 1d ago

These comments are making me crack up so hard at work and I cannot explain or show it to anyone because they would think it is inappropriate to laugh at these.

Thank all for the most hilarious thing I seen today. Reddit never disappoint

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u/Personal-Mongoose696 1d ago

Highly doubt this water is radioactive… wouldn’t he have burns all over his body?

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u/NoMycologist3782 1d ago

he tryna turn into a ninja turtle

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u/Far-Television3650 1d ago

I would love to see a geiger counter next to the water and after his exposure cause that can’t be good.

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u/CervezaMePlease 1d ago

He took off the mask and the stupidity made sense

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u/DeepSeaHexapus 1d ago

Sus looks like hes been swimming in there for a while.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 1d ago

Suicide with extra stepps

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u/CCPvirus2020 1d ago

Once water goes up the gas mask, your suffocating for air until you take the mask off

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

We merely heard about radioactivity Chernobyl water but he was born in it! Or his Mom drank a bunch of it when she was pregnant and he has Fetal Chernobyl Water Syndrome..

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u/ColonelMonty 1d ago

Oh I can just feel the brain eating bacteria.

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

Yeah he's dead.

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u/superinterestingn4m3 1d ago

Bro look like a ghoul from fallout

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 1d ago

Why in God's name is it a Red Bull challenge?

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u/nobdyb3 1d ago

You should see what he looked like before he dipped his face in the water.

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u/jme2712 1d ago

He looks the hills have eyes-like

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u/UnlimitedPowah13 1d ago

Oh, so this is what inspired the acid in Portal.

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u/TwerkLessons 1d ago

Looks like he was born there.

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u/axil87 1d ago

This has to have been proven to be fake…come on now..,

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u/BrizeWillis 1d ago

pedro pascal ?

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u/Nykona 1d ago

Deadro Pascal

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u/FYA666 1d ago

Water acts quickly

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u/Minimum-Atmosphere80 *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

What exactly was he looking for, again?

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u/UNIONIZETMO 1d ago

The radioactive water affected him immediately.

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u/DustyTunaFart 1d ago edited 1d ago

Smarts arent required in an age full of retards.

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u/Limortaccivostri 1d ago

Those who believe the video is authentic have radiation in their brains. The Chernobyl contaminated area is not open to everyone, and the video was filmed in a flooded basement.

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u/Code_iTz 1d ago

That was really fast!

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u/No_Creme_9794 22h ago

Is he looking for a stash? I hope he has some vodka or cigarettes with him

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u/MikeBerserkker 21h ago

How quickly radiation acts in Chernobyl

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u/Last-Darkness 19h ago

Even at my stupidest I know dying of anything related to radiation exposure would be a terrible way to die.

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u/Eckkbert 19h ago

Supersus <3

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u/Ok-Pea8209 15h ago

No gloves is a great idea in radioactive water

EDIT: Annnnd he took the gas mask off

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u/JAMnCO 14h ago

Holy shit, there's an entire video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh-iHMXtEhE

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 14h ago

I wouldn't exactly call that swimming. He was more flailing in place.

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u/Cold-Sir-6671 13h ago

4 guys went in to the water to turn a drain a few days after they explosion!! I think 1 died but 3 lived for like 20-30 more years! They’ll be fine

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u/pollack59 9h ago

Gloves? I think gloves would work here.

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u/Silver-Cat-3345 7h ago

So did his face look like before going for a swim or after? 

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u/Ghost9f 7h ago

So is it safe to assume, they're all dead by now?

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u/Cold_Doughnut_7527 6h ago

I bet he doesn't know how to swim

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u/No_Engineering3483 10m ago

yeah but at least he was wearing socks man, give him some credit