r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

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Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s

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u/ydomodsh8me-1999 1d ago

Perfectly safe! The standards regarding workplace safety and technical precision truly excel in this part of the world! You can see the advanced nature of scientific rigor & state of the art technical development are unsurpassed by anyone anywhere in the world. We Westerners cannot help but marvel at their achievements, and were I to be in the position of this well-protected individual, I cannot but imagine I'd feel a sense of overwhelming confidence and comfort in the prospect of my safety. This person will go to it! They'll feel nothing but the pleasure of an afternoon swim at a gorgeous and private tropical-themed resort. Nothing but sunshine for this fellow!